June 20, 2010
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What's Making Me Laugh
So today I went to a church picnic and someone brought beer and one led to 4 and 4 led to 20 and now I am sobered...that should read, I filled up on cheese and beans. I'm ready for blast-off.
Well the books was "Everybody Poops".
This is the first space shuttle that our government is planning to send to Uranus.
The secret ingredient on Iron Chef America is.....BUTT MUD!
Twilight has hit a new low.
This is the only way we can stop Twilight.
That is pretty creepy.
UMMMMMM
Waldo sure is getting easy to find these days.
50 Centaur is a rap sensation in Narnia.
KFC has teamed up for a new promotion with Pepto Bismal because as the new slogan says, "Can't Have One Without the Other."
Maybe he speaks softly and carries a big stick.
Oddly I find both somewhat sexy.
I'll be honest, I was their best customer until I reported them for false advertising.
What a simple cure-all? Somehow that could fix our economy.
Things are picking up down at Dahmer Construction Company.
"Are you sure this doesn't make my pussy look huge?"
Now he is a true facebook addict.
He's threatening to kill himself because the other guy is such a bad shot.
Have a sober and safe Sunday.
Comments (35)
I wonder what that white powder could be? If he's on FB and has friends there, he probably bought an 8 ball of fucking baking soda.
The dense fuck with the gun - are you kidding me? Obviously his momma' never taught him not to stick objects in your ear, especially shiny copper tipped magnum bullets. That's gonna' hurt!
That signature, oh my... lol
good job man as always .. Twilight really need to stop
lol @ that obama signature and voice... did he really said that?
The Twilight tattoo is one of the worst portrait fails I have ever seen.
ewww lol ...some (er idk, most) of this stuff is so wrong, so very wrong (but you know this of course) =P ...*except* for the short staff one ...omg that is so funny to me (i kinda sorta laughed out loud at that; well, ok, i actually did laugh out loud... umm what is wrong with me??) =D
That first one about the Everybody Poops made me chuckle....we have that book and it's my daughter's favorite. It's a pretty gross book i think....have you heard of The Gas We Pass? That's another good one...LOL
The facebook one is really funny lol
don't you just love photos that werent meant to be funny.
Ops, the gun unloaded!
the thing that gets me is the ATF hat.
what's with the poop obsession? what would freud say? i love that hillbilly hot tub!
Oh man, that was one funny post!
@dikdoktor -
I don't get people and gun safety and especially someone with the ATF.
I bet it's some sort of candy. A friend once cut up some Smarties and sold them to a guy in our class as coke. He bought it and said it was the best he's ever had. This is the same guy who bought joints that turned out to be real grass and smoked it and said, "Oh this is some great grass."
@nattata -
Isn't it a rocket ship returning to earth?
@dellmono -
Thanks...I have so many problems when trying to read the Twilight books. They just aren't that exciting and the writing style is poor.
@oulck -
Yes that really is the president. That is a clip from his audio book about his father. It is an interesting read.
@LiveandLoveee -
If you think that is the worst then I should bring back some of my old tattoo posts.
@Peridot21 -
I hope they didn't offend you. Yeah they are wrong but in their wrongness there is much humor.
@Shining_Garnet -
I thought it was funny since I have heard so many people talk about being addicted to facebook
@ShamrockLover -
I have heard of that and was shocked that it was in the elementary school library where I taught. I thought by the time kids got to be in kindergarten that stuff like that wouldn't be needed. Beside that most of the people that checked it out were boys in the upper grades.
@NightlyDreams -
Those are the best kind
@windoftheforest -
That guy is such a fool. He reminds me of the one guy who was explaining gun safety to kids and accidentally shot himself.
@TheGiantSlayer -
I just mentioned the police officer that shot himself while talking about gun safety to kids. I think he was ATF or maybe DEA.
@royal_diadem -
Poop obsession...I have scatological humor? Or maybe I've logged too many hours watching South Park.
There are some guys around here that took off the sides of a couple oil drums and welded them together so they had a couple's hillbilly hot tub.
@kachino -
Thank you!
I like the Obama signature.
@curiousdwk -
It is pretty funny if one were to analyze it.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I know. I'm not on facebook so I don't know anything about the addiction to it. Did you see the South Park episode about facebook? I thought that episode was so funny and it made me wonder if people are really upset if you don't friend them on facebook.
@Shining_Garnet -
Yeah, I saw that episode and it was funny. I have had friends my age get bent out of shape over befriending issues on Facebook. It's so funny.
The chicks on the bedroom: I totally agree with you there but man....look at that messy room!
Taco: God, I love a sarcastic bastard sometimes!
Naked cats: I think the cats faces say it all don't they? lol!
@ExposedWrists -
True it's a messy room but...corn dogs and cocktail dress!
poor kitties do not look happy at all
The "Twilight" tattoo looks like Adam Lambert. :-/
@Life_is_a_Pigsty -
Now that you mention it...
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