June 23, 2010
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Motivation
I went to the pool this evening to perfect my cannon balls and can openers. I then bought everyone Laffy Taffy. For once in my life I was a hero.
Have you noticed that the Hardee's grilled cheese has a giant hamburger in the middle? I think that is false advertising.
Love means never having to stranglebate alone.
If you rearrange the letters in "mother in law" you get "Woman Hitler"
My neighbor called me an asshole. I guess, since he's living next to an asshole, that makes him a pussy or a dick.
Dating Tips from the Godfather: Guys, give your women compliments every now and then. Something like "sexy Tits" should be just right.
Here's your weakly dose of motivation:
Are you illiterate? Write me a letter for help.
Me-topia is better than utopia.
I'm still searching for my Cinderella with the license plate BJS 247
More tornadoes tonight?
Comments (34)
My laptop thought your post was so awesome that when I went to go Rec it, it informed me that I already had Rec'd it.. When that's really not possible because I had just gotten to the bottom of the page. I love the pictures, haha.
Loll:)
LMAO- I love the one on the first amendment.
the weather is looking a little ugly tonight
HAHA! @ the neighbor joke, herpes cake and Obama! Ouch for the guy whose face smacked his bike tire
Is it horrible that I laughed at the Gary Coleman one?
Having a clothes line has become illegal in some areas around here, now I know why. Someone needs to sneak over there, sprinkle a bunch of that itching powder, or PCP on them. That'd break this nasty habit.
Good stuff, as always G!
You know that I said in a post that it's a good thing you did not choose Stewie? Because he's a child and I supposed that you'll make some posters with him that would male you appear a pedophile. See, I CARE, damn it!
LOL at the neighbor line. I love the productivity one, I feel it!
bhahaha LMAO thankyou for this. seriously much needed. i recommended!
This just added a little bit of glee to my otherwise very long night.
Thank you
hahah you are funny as hell.
haha, you made my day!
I'm ready for Wednesday!!!!
Thanks for the chuckles.
your comment to illiterates reminds me of those "learn english" or whatever other language posters. if someone doesn't know english, how are they going to read the poster?
i like KGB has selective hearing.
I thought the same thing about the Hardee's commercial. If I want a grilled cheese I'd still have to order off the kids menu!
@Lighthouse_Oceanlover -
Thank you so much. I hate when laptops only let you recommend once.
@PeaceSearcher -
Thank you
@TheDarkCreature -
One of the soldiers who was killed at Fort Hood was laid to rest a few miles away and Phelps wanted to come protest the funeral but they never showed up.
@ElevenStones -
That night my weather radio went off every hour.
@mZdejavuZ -
The Gary Coleman one is only horrible if you're not a CSI fan and still laugh...if that makes sense.
@dikdoktor -
I can't imagine what goes through someone's head when they hang those out on the line.
@windoftheforest -
Awww...thanks for caring
@Findingvanessa -
Thank you...I am glad you enjoyed.
@quodmenutriut -
Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed.
@macphoto -
Awww...thank you
@Chemalexandru -
I'm glad you enjoyed.
@jacksoncroons -
I've been ready for Saturday since Sunday.
@Bricker59 -
Glad you had a few from this post
@royal_diadem -
I always laughed when they had those "Hooked on Phonics" commercials back in the day because they were trying to teach people how to read. It was supposed to help children but it was geared toward adults as well. I never understood the logic behind advertising unless someone bought it for them.
@NightlyDreams -
I don't think I'd order a grilled cheese at a restaurant because I can make them at home with high quality cheese.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I bet it's a thought like, "When's my next Welfare Cheque coming and how much Pabst Blue Ribbon will that buy! Just kiddin buddy.
I iz being a real dik today
@dikdoktor -
That's good! I don't know why but PBR was supposedly a cool beer to drink. Didn't taste bad...hell it tasted better than Bud but then lake water tastes better than Bud.
@dikdoktor -
Yeah I am trying to be a dick which is why I wrote that one about romance
@godfatherofgreenbay -
i was thinking of the commercial still
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