June 23, 2010

  • Motivation

    I went to the pool this evening to perfect my cannon balls and can openers.  I then bought everyone Laffy Taffy.  For once in my life I was a hero.

    Have you noticed that the Hardee's grilled cheese has a giant hamburger in the middle?  I think that is false advertising.

    Love means never having to stranglebate alone.

    If you rearrange the letters in "mother in law" you get "Woman Hitler"

    My neighbor called me an asshole.  I guess, since he's living next to an asshole, that makes him a pussy or a dick.

    Dating Tips from the Godfather: Guys, give your women compliments every now and then.  Something like "sexy Tits" should be just right.

    Here's your weakly dose of motivation:






    Are you illiterate?  Write me a letter for help.

    Me-topia is better than utopia.

    I'm still searching for my Cinderella with the license plate BJS 247
    More tornadoes tonight?

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