June 29, 2010

  • Motivation

    So I am seriously thinking of driving past a line of people waiting for the Twilight movie and throwing garlic at them but as mentioned in a pulse it would probably only make them sparkle more.

    It’s cool to rub elbows with people at parties but not at urinals.

    I had a fortune cookie with a fortune that said: “Relax and let your peers handle some of today’s actions.”  So who wants to handle this one?

    I have already heard people speculate about Chris Brown’s performance at the BET awards were real and his tears were from the heart.  No, dumbass, his tears were from his eyes.

    I like watching the Cubs play baseball.  It makes me feel better about myself.

    Roses are red, and violets are in bloom. All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom.

    And now, your weekly dose of motivation:


    I think the trophy wife would be a trophy for me.

    Hugs don’t feel good on the computer.
    Life without bears would be unbearable.

    Make sure you comment on my recent “girl” post.  Have a great day tomorrow.  I won’t “see” you.  I have guv’ment training.

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