June 29, 2010
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Motivation
So I am seriously thinking of driving past a line of people waiting for the Twilight movie and throwing garlic at them but as mentioned in a pulse it would probably only make them sparkle more.
It’s cool to rub elbows with people at parties but not at urinals.
I had a fortune cookie with a fortune that said: “Relax and let your peers handle some of today’s actions.” So who wants to handle this one?
I have already heard people speculate about Chris Brown’s performance at the BET awards were real and his tears were from the heart. No, dumbass, his tears were from his eyes.
I like watching the Cubs play baseball. It makes me feel better about myself.
Roses are red, and violets are in bloom. All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom.
And now, your weekly dose of motivation:
I think the trophy wife would be a trophy for me.
Hugs don’t feel good on the computer.
Life without bears would be unbearable.Make sure you comment on my recent “girl” post. Have a great day tomorrow. I won’t “see” you. I have guv’ment training.
Comments (26)
The Halloween one is pretty funny.
Good women:)
I listened to the Conway Twitty song… I’m not a huge country music fan, but I like it okay, and that’s a purty song
…and, out of the posters, I love the gravity cat one the best, that’s awesome.
Of course they make trophies for last place.
Hahahaha, what a kick! Seriously, have you seen Kyle?
“Roses are red, and violets are in bloom. All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom.”
SHAKE YOUR RUMP!!!!
Kyle?? Have you seen him?
@Shining_Garnet -
I found another photo of someone posing as Optimus Prime but I don’t know if I’ll post it because it might get me rated X.
@PeaceSearcher -
Glad you enjoyed
@Peridot21 -
Conway Twitty…man that was when country was ugly. None of the singers could have been considered sex symbols but the man did have the best hair in the business. I loved how when I used to watch wrestling on TBS every single commercial break featured a collection of Twitty’s greatest hits plus I love how Family Guy revived his popularity.
@I_Create -
Well I’d probably be a last place trophy
@windoftheforest -
Seen Kyle? I love that one.
@bosefius -
Seen Kyle? Have you seen Kyle? You know a lot of those southern boys that do that white power stuff do sound like they are asking where Kyle is.
Trophy wife doesn’t really look bad. I personally like Jazz hands the bests.
@NightlyDreams -
Yeah I would take that trophy
Good stuff.
@A_NY_Zone61 -
Thanks
@godfatherofgreenbay -
You’re welcome
Better late than never . . . and yeah, sometimes it’s better not to know!
Your girl post has a whole lot of words and no pictures…. Your Christina model profile pic… good choice!
@Aloysius_son -
There are no photos because I am a loser and have no girls so…ENJOY!
@jacksoncroons -
I knew a guy in high school that dated his sister and eventually married her. OK so I conveniently left out that it was his step-sister and they dated before their parents were married.
@godfatherofgreenbay - hahaaa good point… yeah, i guess country is a little erm hotter nowadays, but it may be due, in large part, to the fact that cowboy hats are worn and accepted as normal, ya know what i’m sayin’? hehe …oh, and btw, your name is on top blogs out thrr, so take cover! lol =D …i won’t leave a comment on that blog (for reasons i’m sure you can figure out) but i will say that… “i heart you”, too. (awwww… ) =P
@Peridot21 -
awwww…is the reason you won’t comment because of the problem with Jasmine? If there is another reason, I’d love to know.
I don’t personally remember it but there was that whole time period when they tried to make country pop and it fell flat on it’s face but that is when country musicians were UGLY. Think John Travolta in Urban Cowboy and then think of Conway Twitty. It didn’t mesh. Nowadays it seems that all the male country stars are about shakin’ their butts to make a buck rather than produce true country. OK so maybe I’ve been indoctrinated by Hank Williams the Third, who puts on a helluva a show in case you ever have the chance.
And once again….awwwwwwww, I’m blushing.
@godfatherofgreenbay - ok, i’m gonna cover a few things here… ready?? =P 1) yay! i made you blush… i love, er should i say HEART?, making guys blush; it’s not all that easy, ya know. 2) heyyyy, that’s not niiiice *pouts* hehe …about that Rascal Flatts song, i mean …there is a method to my madness, of course …let’s just say there’s a certain person/place/thing that goes with that group and/or song …i heard it when i was out of town the other day on the car radio, k? can we scratch the sit-down now??? lol =D …aaaand 3) nope, not cause of Jasmine (good guess, though) …let’s just say it has to do with a certain type of blogger oops i mean blog wait no i mean blogger er blog er…… (remember, i’m evil. heh heh) =P
@Peridot21 -
I think the sit down still has to happen because #3 is so cryptic and my interest meter is off the charts but you can always message me. OK I’ll let you have the Rascal Flatts as long as I can have Sir-Mix-A-Lot.
@godfatherofgreenbay - whoaaaa interest meter off the charts… i heart that even more than making guys blush! heh heh
…anyway, ok, i’ll message you about it then…