July 13, 2010
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Motivation
I won't bore you with a health update.
Ladies, did you know that the male erection is the sincerest form of flattery?
Mel Gibson needs an exorcism and who better to perform it than the Bear Jew. For us, the "e" at the end of "Old Spice" is silent. For Mel Gibson, that "e" is nonexistent.
The real reason why LeBron James left Cleveland: Could you stand to be teammates with a guy who banged your mom?
Now that George Steinbrenner is in Heaven, I wonder if he is making Jesus cut his hair.
And now, your weekly dose of motivation:
I know money can't buy happiness but I'm pretty sure you can rent it but then I notice that prostitutes never smile. I guess they go by the old adage to never mix business with pleasure.
Abandon the search for the truth and settle for a good fantasy.
"Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa."- George Steinbrenner
Comments (23)
I heard about the Mel Gibson thing. I think it's kind of sad to see how he's really went down hill.
I will never understand why some women get offended when a guy gets a stiffy in their presence. It's completely backwards - it's an involuntary compliment.
Creativity always stands against a ..what they say, a "normal" living on this planet. Rainbows, also.
We don't go to Gibson movies anymore, but I'm also one of the guys who didn't like Mr. Steinbrenner so I only listened to 7/8 of Keith's eulogy of him last night. I mean, enough was enough.
There IS a funny piece on the LeBron James affair, posted at my blog, that I believe you will enjoy. As one of the few sports fans among my readers, I thought of you while I was posting it. I wish I wrote it. Credit goes to Lisa Belkin.
Man! George died!!! Can you believe it? I bet he's gonna be reorganizing heavens . . .
I love that "pot of gold" at the end of the rainbow.
Chick missing a leg? Hot!
The "when you see it" one is HILARIOUS. And a bit misleading... you think it's the leg, you think it's the shirt... but then WHAM *LOL*
"when you see it... " ...is that a horse?? ...or have i gone insane?! lol =P
@Shining_Garnet -
Now some are saying it isn't him but was doctored. He'll have to answer for it one day.
@m_kabs -
"involuntary compliment" I like that
@windoftheforest -
so am I creative or normal or a rainbow?
@twoberry -
I think as more and more tapes are released, the whole Mel Gibson affair will just get uglier. I couldn't sit through some of the audio I heard today because it was so vile.
@jacksoncroons -
Yeah, he probably kicked Billy Martin out of heaven and traded to get Ty Cobb out of hell. I don't know why but when I first heard about his death, I thought of this.
@curiousdwk -
That is one I'd like to chase after
@bosefius -
Yes, but the thing that made me shit bricks was a little to the left of the girl.
@ithiliya -
How does a horse get down there?
@Peridot21 -
Yes, that's a horse and I want to know how it got down there.
@godfatherofgreenbay - LMAO!! That video was awesome! I'll be sharing it . . . .Thanks!
@jacksoncroons -
Dan St. Paul does a great Harry Caray impersonation and Bob and Tom have him on their radio show quite regularly doing baseball games. There are a few others that are quite funny floating around youtube.
Haha... Hulk Hogan. Wonder what happens to him these days?
@RestlessButterfly -
Well the last I knew, he is doing commercials for a nationwide store where people can rent to own items.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Good for him. At least he have a productive life.
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