July 16, 2010

  • Lukewarm Links 7/15

    My evening was fun.  I had to do a courier run for the hospital.  Actually my mom asked if I wanted to drop something off at another hospital and I was up for it.  I dropped it off and took the money she gave me to the casino, played some roulette, hit big, watched hillbillies try to play craps, drank free Coke products, dined on the finest of Mexican food(finest for south central Wisconsin), and then came home.  I know I'm not quite up to par with my stomach because I had to take it home in a box.  I had the Burrito Loco and I swear the people at that restaurant know I love it when they play up the stereotypes.  "AYE AYE AYE AMIGO YOU NO FINISH EL BURRITO LOCO! NO MAS!"  "hey, ese, here's your lemonade, homes."  Then they put on the poncho and sombrero and danced for me.  Maybe they do it because I'm a good tipper.  Link time.

    1.  I love the Huffington Post, not so much for the politics but for the pop culture.  This article features Conan O'Brien introducing his favorite youtube videos.  I am stoked that LeRoy Jenkins made the list.

    2.  You know what really grind my gears?  Facebook fan pages that say, "Oh, Peter, you can't see this image until you ask all your friends to join."  I call bullshit on that practice, Facebook.  Fuck you!  I take my patronage to the Bypass Facebook Fan Pages site.  Now you don't have to be a fool and join a group just to see a picture of Justin Bieber's boner or a baby sucking on a bong.

    3.  Are you an aspiring DJ?  Try out this site to help you bust out your mad skills on the turntables.

    4.  Think you know it all about Star Wars?  HA!  Check out these facts about Star Wars.  There were many that I didn't know and I consider myself quite the geek...well maybe for other George Lucas movies such as the greatest movie of all time...AMERICAN GRAFFITI!

    5.  I have something to admit.  I enjoy the professional wrestling.  Back in the mid-80s and 90s I was a huge mark.  Now...meh...take it or leave it.  Anyway, the WWF (no I will not get the F out) released some horrible merchandise over the years and here is a sampling.  I can honestly say that I don't own any of that stuff but I once begged my parents to take me to the Mall of America in the early 90s so I could go to Hulk Hogan's pasta restaurant...PASTAMANIA!

    6.  Hey, Cleveland Cavs fans, are you still upset about this LeBron Jones leaving your team?  Well here is a collection of shirts for you to express your frustrations.  I wonder if that LeBron Jones knows this guy named Brent Favre.

    7.  Over the years I have seen irrational fear of sharks, t-rexes, raptors, bears, and catz sweep the internet.  None of them are as terrifying as The Motherfucking Pterodactyl.

    8.  Why does this seem so real?

    9.  I can understand wanting to make a tribute to your favorite celebrity by drawing their picture but what I can't understand is when people decide to draw their favorite celebrity and don't have a single bit of artistic talent in their being.  See here.  Thankfully they tell us who the celebrity is supposed to be.

    10.  I love these businesses but there isn't the great Beauty Shop, Bait Shop and Welding Supply store of beautiful Hortonville, Wisconsin.

    11.  Have you had your summer vacation yet?  Well TripAdvisor alerted me to a quaint little agro-tourism bed and breakfast near Scranton, PA called Schrute Farms.  I really want to book my trip this second.

    12.  As some of you may know, I have a thing for ladies eating ice cream cones.  I never thought a food could come along that would surpass my love of the female form eating the ice cream cone...BUT IT HAS...I now present...GIRLS EATING BANANAS!


    I heard someone talk about how they fear a zombie uprising.  I'm not to fearful of that but I'm more afraid of zombies if they became political and started a tea-bagging movement.

    It looks like my band is starting to come together.

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