July 19, 2010
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More Funny Crap
I think I need a different Monday post but I don't know what to do so I am just going to empty out my photo files. Not a lot of people liked the mash-ups so I figured it was best to stop after 102. I was slow on that one but oh well. Enjoy.
Adult Alcohol Syndrome is a real plague upon society. It leads to weight gain and pixelization of the face. Heineken? I'll let Dennis Hopper tell you what beer is better.
Awww...global warming is so charming.
Even Atlantis had a Walmart.
Enlarge that to see how awesome that dude is.
Who knew box wine could be so fun?
Because 3 year-olds need sex toys.
Tiger Woods doesn't really care anymore.
Snooki's family will do most anything to get on the next season of Jersey Shore.
Mother Nature is the original MILF
Maybe he can go to the future to find a cure to cure himself in the past so he can look better in the present. My brain is going to explode.
"Look how much your father sucks for not being here at your birthday party."
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
I think that's worth two points in my Weightwatchers log.
Track 4 is the best. I hear that you can totally synch that album up with "It's a Wonderful Life".
I guess there are nerds at ESPN after all. Do you know what ESPN stands for? It's Entertainment Sports Programming Network. When I was younger I thought it stood for Every Sport Played Network because they aired a lot of billiards, ping pong, world's strongest man contests, lumberjack contests, poker, and pro-wrestling.
Speaking of ESPN, my cat Lua hates the bottom line but not as much as she hates Eric Kuselias.
And Kiki is not amused.
Sorry for another lame post.
Comments (45)
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Your cat is cute.
Pretty amazing Halloween costume up there.
btw the post wasn't lame, I found it amusing.
Good stuff G ~ as usual. Holy shit, that woman looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch! (I can really pick out the pro's) Maybe they could have that as a new sport on ESPN yes?
Oh, BTW here's a laugh. Xanga wants to feature my latest "Sticky Post" the one about breastfeeding! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't wait!
omg your cat is watching tv... how cute is thaaaat?!
i enlarged that pic to see how awesome that guy was... not sure if i get it though lol... is it cause he didn't move? or is the awesome guy the one that got hit?? lol
oh, and remember the icky-ness? yeah, it just got more icky-er-er! =P
LOL...at least we now know you can't get AIDS from a horse. So thankful for that.
I am surprised to be the first one to comment upon the bacon ship. A SHIP MADE OF BACON. So epic.
HAHA! I LOL'd at your Vuvuzela caption! XD! And wow, thanks for pointing out Boba Fett! I'm going to see him from now on whenever I see the ESPN name logo. LOL, your cats are so adorable.
lol Your cat can read but is a bit shortsighted!
During my last vacation I had to think of your mesh ups. They were playing music everywhere and you could always listen to two songs at the same time and some even fit!
P.S.: The second photo is cool!
The bat whacking the guy's jaw photo: The popcorn eating girl looks like a good match for the awesome dude. I'm afraid I'd be a part of the Holy Crap crowd. Maybe eating popcorn. Oh, who am I kidding, popcorn, hot dogs and baseball. What else is there?
Your cocks and Pussy are awesome:)
boba fett... Its been there the entire time.
that guy must be blind to be so cool
lol, thanks. I was a subscriber of yours back in the day when I had one of my older xangas. Glad to have found you again! Your pictures are hilarious!
So much yet so little.
on the birthday party pic the kid doesn't look shocked...she looks more as she's learning something new...look at her eyes...pure educational concentration..
the girl seems to be taking mental notes in that birthday cake blowjob picture. lol lol
kiki is beautiful.
There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness.
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Dude is awesome! He kept it cool. He's like: "Damn pussies, can't even take a hit properly." Talkin' about bat shit insane, eh?
@SucioFuego -
I'll try to get on sometime
@Shining_Garnet -
Yes, they are quite fun
@LiveandLoveee -
Thanks...it's never too early to start thinking of Halloween costumes.
your cat is absolutely adorable!
@DickDoktorII -
Have you ever seen the movie BASEketball? There is a part in there about sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch. I think you would like that movie. It's by the guys who did South Park. I would love to see that sort of competition on ESPN. Maybe I will have to direct my own shows to get it on the air.
Oh I hope you get that featured so that your artwork can get exposure to the masses.
@Peridot21 -
If you look closely at the one of Lua standing up looking at the TV, the bottom line is talking about Lebron Jones. I am glad that she has learned to hate him as well.
The dude's expression is priceless. I can't look at the photo without laughing. This guy gets knocked in the jaw and the guy just sits there holding his adult beverage with a wise-ass smirk...HILARIOUS!
I was going to ask what's so icky but then I remembered. Sorry, please don't delete me.
@ShamrockLover -
I wonder if the kid got "horse" and "whores" confused.
@BranmacFeabhail -
I think Homer's Odyssey would have been more enjoyable if he told us that the boat was made of bacon. I think I have a new mission in life...construct a bacon boat.
@mZdejavuZ -
Thanks, the cats can be quite a handful but they are great. Currently they are in my upstairs sleeping on my bed. Lately it seems as if they sleep there more than I do.
That ESPN logo has really blown my mind. I can never watch that channel in the same way.
@nattata -
I guess that would explain why the cat who gets so close to the TV isn't that much of a hunter. She lets bugs walk right by her and she must not see them
See that is awesome about hearing all that music. Lately, because the summer programming isn't that great, I have the music station on that play nothing but music and I also put my stereo on and I have music playing on my computer all with hope that I can find something to mix together.
@POETIC_ISIS -
Cracker Jacks! Part of the national anthem contains references to cracker jacks..."Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks".
@PeaceSearcher -
Thank you
@TheGiantSlayer -
It sort of blows my mind that ESPN could actually be controlled by nerds.
@maniacsicko -
That has to be it but the smirk...it's just so perfect.
@Mrs_Jack_Daniels -
I'm trying to figure out your old Xanga but I can't. Glad you came back.
@RestlessButterfly -
Sorry to disappoint
@NiDH0GG -
You know...I think you are right which is very scary. I can't believe that would be done in front of a child that young.
@royal_diadem -
Yes, it's so scary that the photo was shot and the bj was taking place in front of kids. A friend informed me that for one of her birthdays her girlfriends got a special penis for her cake. It was filled with whipped cream and she had to suck it out. Why couldn't I be invited to that party?
I'm surprised how photogenic my cats are.
@windoftheforest -
YES! The dude is AWESOME! I wish I could be that cool
@fromprivatetopublic -
Thanks, they are fun but they can be a handful.
I'm not sure myself, this is my fourth, it was one I had briefly the one before last, it was some time last year, and I can't even remember the name. Xanga does that to you.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
That's right! "I pledge allegiance to the prize in the box and to the peanuts for which we sit in the stands and cheer: Hey batter! Oh say can you see the pitcher?? er, of beer?"
@godfatherofgreenbay -
ya. if you want...
i love your pics so much, very very very funny!
@Anywaygogogo -
Thank you!
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