July 20, 2010
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Motivation
I know some of my readers are atheists but I don't know how you could deny the existence of Satan. How else could you explain MTV programming over the past 15 years? How about more shows that glorify teen pregnancy? I think there is still some work to do before all the producers sell their souls to Satan.
The downside of Lindsay Lohan being incarcerated is that the illegal drug economy will collapse. If she has to join a prison gang, I'm sure it will be the Bloods for obvious reasons. She won't have to worry about getting shanked in the showers but she'll probably get scissored.
When I grow up I want to be a pillow. They get to lie in bed all day and get head all night long.
When I kill myself my suicide note will have three words: Nickelback Rock Band
I may not be on any NFL fantasy teams but I'm sure there are a few ladies out there that fantasize about me.
Your weekly dose of motivation:
In my family tree I think I am the sap.
Ordinary people live and learn. I just live.
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a helluva a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.
I hear this next one every single commercial break on the local channels.
I love me some Clutch
Bach is better than Justin Bieber.
Sometimes, I feel like the lone french fry in a box of onion rings.
Comments (46)
The skeletons one is kind of scary....But, I like the family guy one lol
Wiscondo. I need to get that album! They need to do a remix!
So, how does this work? To know you is to love you, not to know you is to adore you?
I had the misfortune of going to a concert where clutch performed a set. It was awful. They were the only band I truely didn't like out of the entire bunch.
I can't believe that Skeleton. And I love the redhead. I can't believe someone actually did that Lickable ad. (Shoud I ask where their head was at?)
I don't know any of them! I thought it would be a good chance to check out some new bloggers.
Ahhhhhh, Clutch! How the hell did I miss THAT band?!? Totally running to download right this second....
Man, you really, really make me laugh a lot!
"When I kill myself my suicide note will have three words: Nickelback Rock Band"
I think I'm gonna steel that for my suicide note if you don't mind....
Hey wait! If it ever comes to where we are both wanting to exit at the same time, we should do it together because then that way the note will hopefully have more impact and effect! :-p
omg jar jar binks lol... it's weird that you posted that cause i heard a joke about him yesterday, and hadn't heard his name mentioned before that in, what, five years?? ...oh, aaaand i just saw a Family Guy episode like two days ago and it was one where Peter did that ahhh thing over and over... hmm do you have magic powers??
OMG you freaking make me laugh...satan = 15 yrs of MTV
The first one is eactly right, what is there not to like about redheads..(:
LOL!
LOL!
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Sometimes I too feel like the lone french fry in an order of onion rings.
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@Shining_Garnet -
I thought the Family Guy one was perfect because there was so much of that during the World Cup.
@bluepillorredpill -
YES! I need to find out who those guys are other than calling the Wiscondo rappers. I'm sure if I get down to Madison and do some digging, I'll find them. My first stop will be the Wiscondo janitor's room.
@windoftheforest -
Exactly. You know me here and you love me but you don't know me in real life so I guess I am heaped with all your adoration because I would change your world.
@NightlyDreams -
I don't know but the time I saw Clutch they were amazing but that was years ago, probably about 10 years at least.
@curiousdwk -
I find it best not to ask where their heads were.
@Mrs_Jack_Daniels -
That's true. I guess I should give it a shot.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I saw them about 8 years ago. I can't remember.
Next chance I get... Im going RED!
@ExposedWrists -
Clutch is so awesome. I remember when I first heard them back in 96 and it was that song "Dodge Swinger 1973 Galaxy 5-0-0 All the way stars green gotta go Dodge Swinger, 1973 Top down, chassis low Panel dim Light drive Jesus on the dashboard" The song is "Spacegrass".
I think we need a lot of people to do that suicide note. Maybe we could arrange for a Heaven's Gate type exit and we would make a video saying that Nickelback Rock Band brought about our cult's demise.
@Peridot21 -
Oh you didn't know? I am the man who controls all pop culture reference and television programming except MTV...that's Satan's job.
@macphoto -
Thank you. There is no other explanation for how horrible MTV is. It has to be the dark prince.
@LiveandLoveee -
Hmmm how do I answer that? Nothing or everything?
@godfatherofgreenbay -
haha...TV in general is the product of satan and his minions. Its horrid. This was a funny-ass post.
@Ampbreia -
Thank you
@quodmenutriut -
I used to have a sign in my classroom that said "I am a 5 syllable word in a monosyllabic world."
@Aloysius_son -
Well I think that is a compliment.
@theladyofabundance -
MUST...HAVE...PHOTOGRAPHIC...EVIDENCE!
@macphoto -
Even the Jesus channels?
@godfatherofgreenbay -
yep. deception to make you think they are good.
@godfatherofgreenbay - holy fish paste! that's you?? ...nice.
...oh, and Satan, huh? well, that explains that then.
@Peridot21 -
How else could one explain Jersey Shore or 16 and Knocked Up.
HAHA. I love your motivations =]
@godfatherofgreenbay - lol ...you're right, there ain't no other way
@crazy2love -
Thank you
@Peridot21 -
that's right I'm a limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin', dealin', son of a gun. To be the man, you have to beat the man and I am that man. WOOO!
@godfatherofgreenbay - hehe ...tell 'em, Ric! WOOO!
@Peridot21 -
I'll let you in on a secret about me. Back in high school and college, a friend and I were wrestling fans. He bought a replica of the belt you see Flair holding. He would be "Naitch" and I would be Double A. Yes, we were complete tools but it was funny. When we would go on breaks we would visit each other at our job and cut the old time wrestling interviews. I would always act like I was in a daze much like my namesake. "I'm a man of average size, average speed, average looks, average quickness, average height...average carpentry skills but I parlayed that into a wrestling career which I might say was quite excellent."
@godfatherofgreenbay - lol that's awesome... good times, good times
...and, yep, he really did; shoot, there'd be no Undertaker, Batista, The Rock, The Big Show, Triple H etc etc etc with out him, right? 
oh, and btw, you realize i'm up to two now, keeping two secrets... s'okay, i kin do it!!!
@godfatherofgreenbay - that's fantastic. which five syllable word are you?
@quodmenutriut -
Well lately I've felt like...monosyllabic...rimshot
@godfatherofgreenbay - lol. I totally just counted out the syllables in monosyllabic...haha...shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic?
@quodmenutriut -
My students always asked that as well. I suppose you could say brief.
@godfatherofgreenbay - i suppose you could. but it wouldn't have quite the same connotation, would it?
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