July 22, 2010

  • Lukewarm Links 7/22

    We had three inches of rain today and the river leading out of town is over the banks.  If we get any more rain it will be covering the highway.  I'm thankful we didn't get the storms that southern Wisconsin got with all the tornadoes and damaging winds.  My night was calm.  I tried reading the Bible to plan building my ark but I don't think I have the patience.  Anyway here are this week's links...enjoy.

    1.  The URL says it all: "Don't Even Reply".  I love emails from assholes and I thank people for falling for those traps.  Honestly, the suggested ad would make them the busiest barber shop in town.

    2.  I like comedy.  I bet you couldn't tell.  Well here are some videos of some of the best comedy duos in movie history.  I have no complaints with the list.

    3.  Can you believe that Justin Bieber is still a child?  Here's a post from the Huffington Post which features actual Bieber quotes.  Sweet lord, that kid is a dullard.

    4.  This dude is a baller and probably rolling in the honeys as we speak.

    5.  This craigslist ad is the ROCKNESS...too bad they spelled Paul Bunyan wrong.  I am actually thinking of inquiring about the axe.

    6.  Are you writing a book and need stock photos?  Well if you are looking for awkward photos try Awkward Stock Photos.  I'm thinking of using that site when I finish my book just for random awkward photos.

    7.  I know there are a few artists that read my blog so this might be fun for you.  It's called Flock Draw and it enables you to draw photos with other people at the same time.  I would do it but I'd probably end up drawing penises everywhere.

    8.  I know I've posted this one before but it is still one of my favorite websites.  It's called Pop That Zit.  All it is, is a collection of zit popping videos and photos.  Oh there's the occasional cyst removal or bot fly removal.  I am hypnotized by that site.  This has to be the grossest video.

    9.  I look at bacon and I drool because I can't eat it and imitation bacon doesn't seem kosher to me so all I eat is matzah.  My Life is Jewish.

    10.  Admit it...you own a Snuggie.  How much fun could one have with a Snuggie?  Well here is the Snuggie Sutra which has sexual positions for you while you keep warm wearing your Snuggie.  It's hard to pick a favorite but I'd have to go with The Horse Blanket or The Night In.

    11.  Here's a fun site.  It's called Sex Paint.  People admit embarassing stories about sex by using MS Paint.  This is my favorite.

    12.  You don't like overweight girls?  Yes, I do...I like all girls so I guess it doesn't matter.

    I'm thinking of doing another post tomorrow and see what the reaction will be.  Stay tuned.

    Hey...one of my favorite beers made it on the Today Show!  I need to get totally naked to enjoy some Totally Naked.

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present...THE MULLET TO END ALL MULLETS!

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