July 29, 2010
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday 7/29
I used to do these posts a long time ago when I had two or three readers. It's amazing how far I've come since then. My humor hasn't really matured but the number of readers has skyrocketed. I'm sure some of these images are not safe for work or for life.
It was bound to happen. I wish I knew the blogger that got this one done and ask if they still blog. OK so it isn't terrible. I just find it funny to get a website tattooed on your body. If I wasn't allergic, it'd be next to impossible to figure out which blog I would tattoo on my body. Which Xangan would you memorialize with a tattoo?
Zombie Christ will forgive your sins and then eat your brains.
Which is more creepy: The Star Trek tattoo or how excited Sulu is.
Unfuckwithable????? That is something I would have tattooed on myself when I was 14.
Two words: BAD ASS!!!! Whoa, Patton Oswalt made a guest appearance on my blog.
Titty Twister....get it?
So having a Bible chapter tattooed for a tramp stamp is....I don't know. I couldn't imagine reading the Bible while doing the deed. At least 1st Corinthians 13 is about love...not the dirty kinky kind but it is about love.
I hold this tattoo in contempt of life.
Here we see the world's most devout 90210 fan.
She uses this tattoo to teach children sex ed.
Ladies never question whether or not he's telling the truth. They beg him to lie.
"Price check on a douche bag in aisle three. Price check on a douche bag."
And we've come to an end but not the end of my tattoo posts.Enjoy...or ELSE! I'll be back later with a links post.
Comments (52)
The worst I've ever seen was a guy who got his entire penis tattooed into a dragon, with piercings for the eyes. It looked incredibly painful.
Pinocchio made me laugh out loud. Dear gawd. LOL!
@GodlessLiberal -
It's painful just thinking about that.
well..at least it's not "myspace"...
What's the line from the movie "Cape Fear?" "I don't know whether to read him or..... Nevertheless, if I saw an ass like that with biblical reminders printed on it, I'd definately go back to Church. Or want to meet her through her tat artist, or pay 100 bucks for her phone number - or meet the guy that sells the ink to the guy that did her taty so I can find out her name after breaking into his files and then maybe seek her out, - I'd go through the proper channels. Don't want to become a stalker.
This is some fucked up shit. They must have been wasted.
I love the Judge Judy one.
LMAO at the small Chinese guy. his grin is legendary. aghahaha
HAHA...WOW.
The first one was a young lady, who was a brilliant writer. She had two blogs that I knew of and then... nothing. Her sites have been shut down. Shame, though, I really like reading her words and sharing thoughts with her.
I actually like the xanga one. But I would absolutely never get it on my body. I'm into pretty things not advertisements lol.
I actually like the Xanga tattoo. I doubt I would get one, but I think it is cool.
I think that xanga tattoo marred porcupinesol's reputation around here for ever. But that Pinocchio is pretty genius.
These really are some awful tattoos. I gotta admit though that the Pinocchio one is funny.
@Findingvanessa -
Show some respect that it George Takei, aka Sulu from the original Star Trek. To see his awesomeness, check this epic link out.
Oh man, I will never get any tattoos like that. I might get either the logo of Arsenal FC or the one for the Minnesota Vikings one day
@GodlessLiberal -
Oh man...I've seen that one as well. In one of my original tattoo posts I got a photo off BMEzine. It turned out the guy was a tattoo artist in Iowa. He tattooed all of his tongue black and then had it split. I got a lot of track from a hate post he wrote on myspace. I wish I still had that account.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength -
You'd be surprised how many Pinocchio tattoos are out there. I've also seen one from that angle that was an elephant head, thank goodness the trunk wasn't visible.
@Rob_of_the_Sky -
Those penis piercings make me cringe.
@NiDH0GG -
I am sure there are myspace and facebook tattoos floating around out there.
@DickDoktorII -
Yes, that is a very beautiful site but the tattoo throws me for a loop. Maybe I can get some concealer and that way I can totally enjoy myself.
@crazy2love -
I hope they had something in their systems when some of them got their work done. There was a town in WI where I student taught that had a tattoo parlor on the second floor of a bar. The place was called The Thirsty Rhino.
@betterdesigned -
If the acne clears up that Judge Judy one could be a nice portrait unlike some I've seen.
@Findingvanessa -
George Takei is awesome but yeah, he does have a creepy smile. He's quite an interesting guy. During World War 2 he lived in a internment camp for Japanese here in America and he was one of the first people in California to have a same-sex marriage...I might be wrong about that but I know he is married.
@macphoto -
I have plenty more for the upcoming weeks.
@Aloysius_son -
See I never knew her because I spent so much time in my own little corner of Xanga and never explored. I have heard she got a lot of flack for that tattoo.
@NightlyDreams -
I've heard of a few businesses that gave people huge amounts of money to get their logo tattooed on their body. One was of a gambling website and the guy had to get it tattooed on his forehead and he went through with it.
@Shining_Garnet -
If I were to get a website tattooed on my body, I would get it somewhere not visible.
@Lithium98 -
I've heard that she had problems as soon as she got that tattoo. I never knew her but from what people say she was a great blogger.
@comet555 -
I don't understand why people would get these. I guess it is just something I haven't really thought of getting for myself. And yes, the Pinocchio one is hilarious. I'll have to dig through my old posts and find the one where a guy had an elephant head tattooed in the same area.
@kachino -
MN Vikings? I'm not a sports fan, but I'm always happy to find a MN fan.
@kachino -
OK you have to get a Vikings tattoo and what you need to do is shave your head and then get the helmet tattooed on your dome. Then you also get the blonde hair tattooed so it looks like you have a greasy mullet. I can't wait for the season to start. The Packers are going to shock the NFL.
@GodlessLiberal -
UH-OH don't read my reply. I lived on the south side of the Minneapolis suburbs. I have yet to figure out why they considered that town a suburb. Anyway it was fun having all my classroom computers have Packers wallpaper. I also went to college near Mankato and my first divine call was to teach at a Lutheran high school near Mankato. I was an assistant football coach and we got to go to camp and be on the practice fields. The perks for coaching in MN were better than WI. I had free tickets to every Gophers home football game.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Again, I care nothing about the football politicking, it's just MN that I love.
@GodlessLiberal -
I loved the Minnesota River Valley and Schell's
The xanga tat is from remy. Porcupinesol. She isn't around much at all, but she was awesome while she was here.
@TheGiantSlayer -
I hope my words don't come off as an insult.
LOL! That is all.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I think I heard of that. I don't remember the name either. Guess the advertising didn't work.
@NightlyDreams -
I think it was Golden Palace or something like that
Haha, yes, please leave it to the Packers! I am beyond excited for football!!!!! Some of these tattoos are just creepy, but at least they were funny.
@TiRocKiinPiinK -
I have to leave it to the pros because I don't think I could play any more. I forget which team you support. I want to say the Steelers but I'm probably wrong.
Holy shit..
Having been in the navy i've seen my fair share of stupid tattoos. That kid with the fairy tattoo would never, ever live it down. I'd call him fairy, for the entire time I knew him.
There was a dude on my ship with It (the clown) tattooed on his forearm. One of the most racist people I've ever met.. oddly enough.
We all love some good tatooing in the morning! Except the love part..and the good tatooing one.
@Dust_to_Dust84 -
I had a couple of friends who were in the Navy. One was an officer who ended up flying jets but had a near death experience so he switched to intelligence. He said he was rare to come out of the Navy without any tattoos. Another guy got a tattoo before he went in because he figured he'd have to fit in somehow because he was strange. So is there any truth to the stories I hear of what guys on boats like to do with the lanterns?
@windoftheforest -
So I take it you do not have any artwork? It was always interesting how the Europeans who came over here never had tattoos and thought Americans were so barbaric for having work done.
OH NO! NO NO NO NO NO! The pinochio one... I have to see his penis nose now... surely you have the uncensored version right?
@theladyofabundance -
Nope...that I couldn't or I should say bother looking for. But for you I did a google search and found this one
@GodlessLiberal -
SKOL Vikings!
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Oh man, I don't know if I'm that fanatic
. Why do you say the Packers are going to shock the world? I can definitely see them winning it all. It wouldn't be that shocking at all.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
You are most definitely wrong! Cowboys, come on, get with it!
@TiRocKiinPiinK -
Oops, my bad. Here I thought you supported a good team.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
yeah...then you remembered I supported the best! haha