I am thinking I will cut back on my Xanga.  I'm not really burnt out but I think I am investing too much time and research in my entries.  I don't know...I guess I am just seeing things here and it's not pretty.  I just know I am cutting out my celebrity round ups because it's not worth my time.  I think I'll just post random stuff.  Maybe I should move to Tumblr but then if I did that I'd post nothing but porn.

Ladies, ladies...you only get prettier when GUYS drink more.

Well that is an aptly named trailer.

Their only weakness?  Old Country Buffet.

The truth is finally out.  I knew he had to be doing something shady with all the Dos Equis he drinks.

Tee-hee

This is the normal reaction I get when women see me naked.

Geez...what'll $5 get you?

Hey...is this evidence that there's a sequel to Willow in the works?

No one escapes the Pope.

It's about time Mr. Burns got some sun.  I never knew he was a cross-dresser.

This is an early poster for a new Disney movie...Air Bud 8: Bestiality on the Beach.

I always knew there was something magical about Stephen Strasburg.  Too bad that is an elf from the Rudolph movie otherwise I'd be forced to call him a fairy.

I have access to a time machine and 20 years in the future this is the hottest game people on the planet play.  It's called Bobbing for Gossleins.

I wonder if that noose can support the weight of a family of ten...hypothetically speaking of course.

Here we see Andrei introducing the world to the brand new Catherine the Great dildo...come on let's see if there are any naughty history buffs out there.

Awww...how cute!  A little Street Fighter!  She's cute until she kicks your ass.

Grandma doesn't know what NFL means but she's learned never to mix vodka and Fosamax.

Looks like I just found a new shirt to wear to church.