you best laugh, Xanga reader...so I couldn't call you a mother fucker.  That's not my style.  Does anyone get my bastardization of the title?

Those damn birds keep getting faster and more advanced.

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start Pull-out

This is a typical site for people who eat that second Double Down at lunch time.

They all got nothing but coal for Christmas not because they were naughty but because coal matches the color of their souls.  How awesome would that be for an album cover?

Then call the cops.

This is the kind of woman I would take home to meet mom.

And this was the day we decided that dear old granddad needed to be put in a nursing home.

WE'VE SOLVED THE ENERGY CRISIS!

She showed up for her nightly Pabst smear.

Shark=weak.

SAVE ME!  I think calories are his weakness.

Here we see a meeting of Sarah Palin's 2012 political advisory team.

Ozzie Guillen signed this ball for a Cleveland Indians fan shortly after Lebron made "the Decision".  Ozzie Guillen is bad-ass.  Too bad I hate Chicago sports.

The real Coyote Ugly is real ugly.

Polka in front...dryer in rear?

Oh won't you please take me home.

You use myspace to arrange your threesomes...duh!

I am a Violent Femmes sort of mood.  Maybe it has to do with some dreams I've had recently.