For the new people, this is where I try to be funny and inspirational.  I have mind control over you and I am making you read this post.

Since it is Shark Week and I know a few of you who are fascinated with that programming, I'll give you a shark fact.  Shark Fact:  To deter a shark attack, punch it in the nose...or play Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA".

Bill Clinton got his new son in law a box of cigars for a wedding gift...and Tide with stain-lifter.

LeBron James had an hour long show on ESPN in which he announced his intentions to play for the Miami Heat.  The show was called "The Decision".  Brett Favre has announced that he will have a 2 hour show on ESPN in which he will discuss his intentions for next season.  The show will be called "The Indecision".  Brett, please retire.  If you don't, I'll head out to your hunting property and take a crap on your doorstep along with all the other Packer fans in town.

I want to get a Rubik's cube tattooed on my scrotum and tell women to solve me.

You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet, just like I have to break a few restraining orders to watch you make that omelet.

Your weekly dose of motivation:

I think tomorrow there is going to be an epic battle between me and cheese curds.

If money is the root of all evil then I am OK with evil.

Don't listen to what I say; listen to what I mean.

Have a great night Xanga.

I heard some disturbing news today.  There was an email sent to a Xanga that said she had 24 hours to shut down her account because Xanga had too many accounts.

Here is what the email said:

Hello, my name is Marc Ginsburg. 
I am one of the creators of xanga. I am sorry to inform you that you need to shut your xanga down simply there are getting too be too many people on xanga.  If you don't shut your xanga down within the next 24 hours, your computer will become full of viruses. 
Sincerely yours, 
Marc Ginsburg.

This email came from a Xanga account:

Notice that the account was started just a few days ago.

If you get an email like this, report it.  If you want, here is a link to the site, head_office.  I am shocked that the head office of Xanga has only made one post and has no friends.

Something like this happened to me.  I had a person with the revelife extension tell me that I had to delete my account because of objectionable material.  I think the person got in trouble with their significant other because I asked them a question on their site.  See they came to my Xanga through a search of "blow job".  I asked if they enjoyed looking for blow jobs on my site.  I know this is some sort of prank but it shouldn't be tolerated.