I was watching COPS last night and this guy got arrested for lewd behavior.  He was approaching women in a public park asking if they wanted him to perform oral sex on them.  The strange thing about this was his wife was also in the park but on the other side away from his shenanigans.  Well someone ratted him out to the fuzz and while in the cop car, the arresting officer asked, "What will your wife say about this?"  The guy answered along the lines of, "Well, she's going to hate me but that woman loves me and true love conquers all."  Damn.  I wish I had that in my life.

And now I am depressed...

I shouldn't be becaue, baby, imma G.

Add a case of beer and you have yourself a deal.

Bill Nye will save us from all the evils in the world.

Bill Nye has always been a mad scientist.

Sorry to break it to you, jackass, but an Escalade only transforms large amounts of money into small amounts of gas.

I love memes.  Oh wait, no I don't, not when I can't take part in the meme.

I really love memes.

It's mentholated for her pleasure.  You really shouldn't laugh.  Some vibrators have bigger problems; they're addicted to crack.

Hey, look!  Minnesota girls gone wild.

Meanwhile...in Wisconsin.

Oh, those Nazis are so punny.

YES!

They want you to help them for the county fair and their booth, Ku Klux Kisses.

I have always said Pizza Hut was a Satanic entity.

Who needs the leftist elite's big ivory towers or verbs?

But I thought Jesus was against acts of homosexuality.

For all your fiesta themed bar mitzvahs, make sure you head to Jew Loco.

And how is your weekend?