I will put off my hatred and campaign to see Mancouch closed to help out my fellow Xangans.  God, I can't fucking stand Mancouch.  Those fucks live in the big city so they think that they can piss and shit all over those who don't live in New York.  Anyway...fuck them.

I found these little infographic and have decided to post them to help you.

You will need to click on them to get them bigger.  This one has provided fun for me since I don't have a cam.  I find a gif file of Justin Bieber and all the 10 year olds think they are talking to a star. 

If you ever find yourself in a dice game and need some extra help...here you go.

I need a library full of these.

You will never not know how to tie a knot. 

Guys, wear a tie and look stylish.

And if you look stylish but can't get laid, make yourself a fleshlight.