6...I found it nevermind...time for a random photo dump.

Yes...wtf indeed

Chew-Mozart?  Chew-Beethoven?  NO...CHEW-BACH-A!

I smell a pork product.

My mind is now blown.

Queer as Volk-swagen.

She needs the cane because it makes her cool.

Here's the secret...the water is squeezed from dirty kitchen rags.

I hate that damn dog on The Simpsons.  He's such an alcoholic.  I've only seen one dog drink booze.  R.I.P. Henry.

Why so serious?

This is a poster for the Bollywood porn remake of Slumdog Millionaire.  It's called Cumdog Jizzionaire...yes, I'm lame.

They really are taking over the world one pilates class at a time.

They've come to take us over but first they need a corndog and snowcone.

Go ahead, try it.  And once you try that be amazed when you see that the word "gullible" is not in any dictionary.

And 8 minutes ago he was fired.

CPR...you're doing it wrong.

Well that's brutally honest.

As long as you're not gay.