September 2, 2010
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday for 90210
I spent some time in Madison yesterday looking at grad programs for education. I don't know if I want to go back to a classroom setting or if I want to do everything online. I looked at going with USC. It's quite expensive but all their stuff is done online and with skype. I would have to contribute vlogs in the classes. It sounds interesting but then I'd worry about what I'd do with a webcam outside of the class. Look out, chat-roulette. Another pro to USC is that they will give me a $75 gift card to Best Buy. How awesome is that! I spend a few thousand dollars to earn a piece of paper and they give me a gift card. Anyway...it's time for tattoos. Some of these are not safe for life. I was lazy today and didn't upload any new tattoos so I went back to some of these posts from 3 years ago.
Someone has a future destined for tech support.
Ok, there is something about getting Nintendo tattoos or other pop-culture tattoos. This should not be one of them. If I had to give this tattoo a title it would be: "Swinging on a Star". WHY? Is that Toad filming it? This is bad, but not the worst.
This may be a case of another tattoo that I shouldn't get. I'm beginning to think that people are daft.
Ok, Clay Aiken...he didn't even win American Idol. Why would you want a loser on your body? And then I should ask why Demi Moore is with Ashton Kutcher.
Chris "Corky" Burke...WHY??????? He hasn't been around since the mid-90s. He does have a pretty nice myspace site, but he also has a very lame band. His band plays at high schools around the country . I think most of the high schoolers nowadays are too young to even know who this guy is. Apparently someone knew Corky a little too much.
I'm Native American, I like corn dogs, and I have a fetish for naked ladies. Combine the three and you have the worst idea for a tattoo ever. I can understand the lady but the corndog...A MAIZEDOG????????????? Maybe I should get some Chinese food tattooed on my back or what I had for breakfast.
This guy stole my idea of the breakfast tattoo...telepathetically...yes I purposely misspelled telepathically.
UGH! Why? Aren't Jeeps rugged and manly vehicles? What is with the flowers and vines?
The secret word of the day is: CRAPPY TATTOO. Yes that is more than one word. tattoo your complaints on your forearm and get back to me.
Brings new meaning to the phrase "Fuck the World".
So I can take Jimmy Buffett in small doses. This is way over the line. I think this is an overdose. There is liking music and then there is being obsessed with a band. Which do you think this tattoo represents? Can anyone answer this question, why does Jimmy Buffett have such a huge following in the Midwest with his tropical music?
Oh how cute! It looks like an open wound. This it is pierced.....WAIT A SECOND...that is a...a...a...VAGINA!. What would posses someone to tattoo that on their KNEE? And then it is pierced? Wow, this guy's knee is turning me on. Next!
I hope there is forgiveness for this tattoo.
Why would anyone want to get Britney's worst phase permanently on their skin? Luckily for Britney, hair grows back; unfortunately for the owner of this tattoo, ink is forever.
So can you point out the homosexual subtext to this tattoo? I think there may be something to that homosexual agenda.
You know I actually was sort of wondering why she had a tattoo of a ram but then I realized it is a diagram of the female reproductive organs. Who knew tattoos could be educational?
So racist tattoos exist and this is one of the least erotic. Lady, I love the scorched earth policy but I, like Crayolas, can come in any color.
Out with a bang?
Comments (56)
HAHAHA
This was good.
I wonder what tattoo in their right mind would actually do this. Like who wants this type of stuff in their portfolio?
XD
Oh, boy. The fuck the world tattoo is kinda messed up, but made me laugh. Yikes. It just takes something one says every so often and made it into an actual literal image. Sweet lawd.
well..at least breakfast-head has some sense of humour...
I can't decide which one is the sickest among Britney Spears (in one of her worst looks), Corky or the Pope....the guy from American Idol at first sight seemed Johnny Rotten...
@ThePrancingPony -
You'd be surprised. I've been to a few parlors and have browsed portfolios. It's just astonishing what they will do for money.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength -
That one made me think of other phrases that would look messed up as a literal tattoo.
LOL @ Clay Aiken! All of these are dumb.
What I'm curious about is if the person with the Fucking Mario tattoo is a man or a woman?
I do enjoy the "Maizedog" comment a lot lol
Wow, so many crazy people... lol
The one with the pope is quite funny!
@NiDH0GG -
Corky...definitely Corky. Here's a video of his band.
P.S.: If you had to get one out of these, which tatoo would you pick?
@meta_k -
The more I look at the Clay Aiken one, I think it could pass for one of the Twilight vampires.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
you're right! absolutely the sickest....about this song...I pretend to not understand english by now and ignore what they're singing about...brrr....
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I totally agree XD
@jessibaby28 -
It has to be a man, right? But then seeing some of the women on here, you never know.
Maize...I always will remember this quote from The Simpsons "The exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, "maize". Another famous Indian was "Crazy Horse". In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you."
i dunno whether to laugh or cry. People are just stupid. Those are prime examples of why tattoos became a taboo! Except the last one. It's smokin'!
Some of these are seriously... WTF worthy.
@nattata -
I haven't seen any Pope Benny tattoos so maybe that is why they are pushing for Johnny P's sainthood.
As for which tattoo I would get...hmmm that is a tough question. It would probably be from this post Corky or the lady reproductive parts. But if I could get any of the ones I've posted it would probably end up being this one.
Nice post
@NiDH0GG -
If you thought Corky was interesting, check out the Kids of Widney High.
@ccRowp -
I am shocked how many people have tattoos these days. It seems that an individual is rare if they don't have any.
@queenof__hearts -
I think WTF is too light.
@CedricNewmoon -
Thank you
I really like the diagram of the female reproductive system. Like, I'm seriously totally giggling and trying to figure out if she does sex-ed in the highschools buy just dropping trou. I bet you anything people would pay attention.
@quodmenutriut -
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, if a woman wants a man to listen and pay attention she has to drop a shirt or pants.
Well nowadays it's a trend. Along with piercings. When i got my piercing and after a while my tattoo (8 years ago) i had to show some i.d. The dude made me go home and bring my i.d. to do it. Now a 15 year old can get a tattoo without i.d. or parents consent. No wonder how tattoos got popular
@godfatherofgreenbay -
oh I know them through their label...read an interview to Mike Patton..years ago..and he was talking about these mentally ill guys who recorded something...and he wanted to promote them....actually they fit completely the label policy...but not my tastes....I prefer The Melvins...
Wow..these are some horrible tattoos lol ; Funny in a weird way too lol
The third one (the guy with the Two Towers/911 one)....I hadn't scrolled down far enough at first to see the pic in its entirety and first thought it was either two exploding refrigerators or a washer/dryer combo that had been set on fire. Oops.
I think the one with the 911 tattoo actually might be a firefighter honoring his brethern that died. Although I can't see why such a big tattoo. I could read the names on the side that's why I figure that.
And the racist tattoo I think that's a guy not a girl. There's hair where girls wouldn't have it.
the things people do. some of these i have seen before and others are new. why oh why oh why....
Wonder if any of these idiots realized that their stupid tattoos are permanent. Crazy.
That brittany tattoo is scary.
@ccRowp -
Yeah I had to show some id when I got my piercings but I have seen incredibly young kids get tattoos with no questions asked.
@Hinase -
I've never quite understood the thought process behind tattoos but then I'm sure a few of these people didn't either and got them while under the influence.
well at least you know where to invest in a few years. Tattoo removal business! You'll get filthy rich!
@fargoneandout -
LOL...my parents would have done that for a tattoo when they finally got rid of their washer and dryer. I think they had the same machines for over 30 years.
@NightlyDreams -
Or I guess it could be family. I don't know, maybe I'm old fashioned, but I think there could be better ways to honor someone. I know some people get the ribbons tattooed on their body, I have no problem with that, but when it's extreme then I question it. Also portrait tattoos are never a wise idea.
Actually when I found that tattoo a few years ago it was a girl who posted it. There was a video that went along with it. She didn't completely shave for the tattoo.
@comet555 -
I think they probably didn't think that far ahead because once again so many of these look like they are the types of tattoos someone gets while on some sort of substance.
@buddy71 -
Oh I've seen much worse. I think one of these weeks I'll end up having to do an ex-rated version.
@Dust_to_Dust84 -
Yeah and while going through other tattoo photos, I found one that is from the same time when she went nuts but was scarier looking.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
That's how probably most do..it seems like a good idea at the time but then they wake up and they live with it..lol
@godfatherofgreenbay - I'm sure the guy was greif stricken and needed to do something to get back at the horror he probably felt at being helpless. It is a bit extreme though.
Corky??? I don't get it. I don't get tattooing anyone's picture on yourself, but Corky? But then again, one could ask, The Pope???? I don't get that either. I kind of like breakfast on the p(l)ate, though. I love tattoo Thursdays.
@jacksoncroons -
I haven't quite figured it out. Corky performed at the private Lutheran school I was a part of but he played after I transferred out. I felt so robbed that I didn't get to see him perform his hits "Celebration of Love" or "Eating is Fun, Eating is Serious".
I still have a post featuring x-rated tattoos coming.
To be fair, in the Jeep one, the vines and flowers looked a bit wilted...
@TheGiantSlayer -
OK, that's true but...come on.
Wow at the Mario tattoo.
i think the britney spears tattoo wins hands down!!! lol
The gash on the knee has to be the ultimate in tasteless. Not only would the family dog be humping his leg, so would every teenage boy on the block.
@judyrutrider -
Oh if I get cojones, there is a very tasteless post coming with all x-rated tattoos. But the idea of a dog going at the leg made me laugh so hard.
I made the Guiltless Curry Chicken strips tonight. Having been raised a Protestant, I don't worry that much about guilt, and so used full fat mayo. Also modified the cooking method as it was too hot in the house to run the oven; did it on the barbeque grill outside. Another winner! Thanks again.
@judyrutrider -
hahaha...no guilt in a Protestant house? You must not have been Lutheran. Wait, that's other people making you feel guilty. Glad you enjoyed.
Actually I really like the 9/11 tattoo. As others have said, it appears that he lost loved ones, and one of the things about tattoos is a sort of tribal concept of marking moments of significance in one's life, especially moments in which you've grown or changed. I'm pretty sure 9/11 would qualify for most people who were directly involved.
And it is a pretty well-done tattoo... very detailed. I especially love how the Statue of Liberty's torch was included.
@ithiliya -
Awww...you got me
I have NIGHTMARES about this stuff! Usually in the dream I suddenly realize I have tattoos without having any idea of how and when I got them. This last dream was so specific... Fred Flinstone holding a chainsaw... it was huge and on my back.
I guess the idea of being stuck with something/someone/somewhere you cant stand is like a really ugly tattoo. It's not WHO you are and yet its on you for life.
I wish I could wash out parts of my brain where these grainy dreams reside.
@theladyofabundance -
Oh man...I hope you don't suffer from dejavu and wake up this weekend with that tattoo. If you do, take a photo and I'll post it for you.
That idea of washing your brain is why I loved Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. There are so many things I want out of my head.
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