September 23, 2010
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Another Lame Entry
That's what she said? My cock doesn't feel like coming out to play tonight so I'm dumping photos.
You've been warned.
Damn...zombies are in season.
Give me a "B"...B...Give me a "J"...J...mrphmrphhympaht
I have something else for mommy that would be quite relaxing.
What a dick!
In Wisconsin, we demand it.
I hope that's twins...why am I so oddly fascinated?
The secret ingredient in Busch's baked beans is whore.
That's what I thought, kid.
Grandma is so hood.
Look, it's the rare Rockatiel.
Happy birthda---oh my god!
Someone is overcompensating and has a small penis.
My childhood toys sucked.
More like dino-SORE
Leave it to the Big Peanut industry to advertise with subliminal messages.
I now present my favorite superhero...Jew-verine! He'll fight for the safety of his people 6 days a week. His only weakness is non-kosher food and being out after sundown on Fridays.
God has a sense of humor. Jerry Falwell was reincarnated as that cat.
Comments (61)
lol. some of these are really terrible.
lololol i like whore in my beans
That was hysterical...
My ex said he saw a picture of a cheerleader one day at work last week. Reddit posted it, and he had a hard on all day because of it. I bet the one he saw was the very same picture here.
I hope it's MORE than twins!
I'm glad you dumped some photos, I desperately needed a laugh tonight.
You always come through, My Friend!
HUGS!
Ya know, by calling this entry lame you are violating the Americans with Disabilities Act.
LOL! This is great . . . though as for the pregnant chick, that's at least quints . . . damn!
Bahahaha!! Thank you, that made me smile..Except for the preggo chick...kinda scared me a little.lol!
You made me smile. as always!
Please, please, please tell me that is a fake (that pregnant picture).
No hunting in cemetery? :giggle:
Pay a rapist! YAY!
you live in wisconsin?
Glad I stopped by, was going to raid the frig but I'm not hungry anymore
That's either twins or she's carrying a baby elephant! Is that you in the last pic?
Thank you for the laughs. You have no idea how much I needed those today...
Lol. Love the first one and your comments always make me laugh.
lol I'm not sure which I find the funniest. They are all pretty fuuny.
When gross is the new funneh!
how do you keep coming up with a very accurate title like that??
haha
The last one is nice in a Jason way. I guess I should be afraid of you (if I was a dear?).
Hahaha. I totally enjoyed the humping dinosaurs. There's a Sinclair gas station right by the place that my friends and I play trivia sometimes and there 2 large dinosaurs on a shelf. Basically everytime we go to play trivia, one of the clerks sets up the dinosaurs like they're humping. We laugh everytime.
well i'm glad to see at least one other person knows who that is in the last picture
@Peridot21 -
I think it's a German luchadore named Das Charakter or maybe his name is Der Charmantmann.
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas -
Sorry, Jenn, next time I'll try harder.
@ShimmerBodyCream -
You know that talking baked beans dog loves it.
@ctaretz -
Thank you!
@methodElevated -
That would be interesting if it was the same photo. I can't remember where I found that one. It's been in my funny folder for some time.
@adamswomanlost -
I'm glad this was as good for you as it was for me.
@Rob_of_the_Sky -
Well I figure I am bound to offend someone with each and every post. But if people are offended by my posts then instead of complaining about them they shouldn't come here...yeah...I'm bad at referencing Family Guy because it's basically a show of references. By the way did you hear the news of an ornithological nature?
@vixen_with_a_cause -
Well I know it's not octuplets because she is nowhere as big as Octomom when she took photos like that.
@tequilasunrise924 -
Oh man, I suppose the pregnant girl did scare you...sorry.
@bloggingqueen -
I am glad you could smile. Sometimes I wonder if people do. I was shocked to come back this morning and see so many comments. I was expecting rocks being thrown at me.
I NEVER WANT TO GET PREGNANT. EVER
@Sultry_Sally -
You know, I don't think that is a fake photo. When Octomom had her litter, she was much bigger. TMZ had photos of her and...wow.
The funny thing about the hunting photo is that years ago I had just bought a car, it was like 2 weeks old, and I was coming home from work one night and it was about 1 or 2 in the morning. I was driving through a rural town of about 700 people and 4 deer came running out of the cemetery. I hit one and did a lot of damage to my car.
@TheDarkCreature -
Because they deserve to be paid for their labors.
@darkarin88 -
It's hard to believe, ain't it?
@ElevenStones -
Sweet...my blog can be helpful!
@ccRowp -
I think it may be a German luchadore named Das Charakter or Der Charmantmann...;)
Glad you enjoyed and got some cheers. I actually did this for my state of mind but I'm glad it worked for other people.
@PandaCobain -
Yeah that first one...I was worried it would come out as a white door but then it matched the color of my blog and I was happy and the world was saved.
@Shining_Garnet -
Jewverine is a personal favorite but the no hunting one is great because I hit a deer with my car years ago. It came running out of a cemetery in a small town. Oh and there is a larger town around here that has a small zoo and in the zoo there were deer. A guy got drunk one night a couple years ago and because he didn't get a deer in hunting season, he took out his rifle and shot at deer in the zoo from his front porch. He was firing over 4 lanes of traffic and a playground.
@windoftheforest -
Sort of like how gore has become the new horror.
@maniacsicko -
People might assume I just thought of that title off the top of my head but I actually used a blog title generator.
@POETIC_ISIS -
My stereo is blocking the buck of the pair plus you can barely see all of the antelope. Then of course you can't see the jackelope and my 10 point buck because they are behind my computer.
@my_little_niche -
I used to put Beanie Babies in various sexual positions. I don't think the adults noticed because they were so addicted to the dang things that they overlooked two Princess Diana bears locked in a 69.
@SodomyClown -
Well I can help you with that.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Do I hire one behind Lowes like I would a day laborer? What are the going hourly rates? I don't want to be overcharged...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAAAA!!
thank you
@TheDarkCreature -
You go to a Home Depot because that type of people like to frequent that type of place.
@Drivestoofast -
I am glad you liked
I lol'd
bahahaha xD <3
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Well, my comment was a Simpsons reference, but no, I haven't heard the word.
The dinosaurs are saying RAWR! RAWRRR! RAAAAAAAWWWR!
And damn straight my cats love me!
@theladyofabundance -
Maybe the next Jurassic Park can explore dinosaur sex.
And after I took that photo, my cat ran away from me and hid upstairs.
@mnbvcxzjo -
Glad you lol'd
@Rob_of_the_Sky -
Maybe this website will help.
@godfatherofgreenbay - hey, there's your new nickname... Lucha! ya know, like Luda? =D
ps - yes, i do know that you will not like that nickname. =P
Funny stuff! I wonder what Arsenio Hall is up to these days? Seems like he fell off the face of the earth.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Ok, then I change that to "deer" and won't fear your being endearing. You are you know, cuz youz likes kats.
@Peridot21 -
Well I suppose it could be short for ludicrous because sometimes that is the best way I can describe my Xanga. I think I also have the blog that makes the booties go clap.
@Life_is_a_Pigsty -
The last I saw Arsenio he was on myNetworkTV and was hosting a show called The World's Funniest Moments and I think he also does stuff on the George Lopez show.
@POETIC_ISIS -
Coming to America!
Cheerleader billboard, lol!
My sister has 4 children, she approves of the "Mommy's Time-Out" beverage!
Gosh, another Octo-mom?!!
The puke! Uuuggghhh!! She better be glad she didn't stick her tongue any closer!
Jew-verine! LOL!!
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