September 24, 2010
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday 9/23
I was going to do one of those link posts today but currently I am exhausted. My aunt had surgery so I had to drive over to her town and pick her up to take her to the hospital. Then I went home and was basically on the phone all afternoon. Then my mom calls and said the surgery was delayed and I had to run to a town 30 minutes away to pick up a prescription for my aunt. So I go. I am about 10 minutes in and come across a traffic jam in a town of 700 people. No, there weren't any cows involved. Some company was shipping an oil tank to Florida and it was 100ft long and was too tall for travel down the interstate. So they were driving through the Wisconsin country side. I travel behind it for ten minutes and finally they pull over to let me pass. I floor it and am out of that town and go the next 20 minutes carefree. The pharmacy was strange because all the boxes of condoms were just display with the phrase: "Ask for these at counter" Yeah, that's going to help promote safe sex. Anyway, I get the pills and drive back 20 minutes to my aunt's house. Guess what? I hit the fucking traffic jam from the other side. Yes, in 40 minutes this monstrosity had only went about 10 blocks. Finally they started detouring traffic but I didn't follow and the traffic stop guy was screaming. I rolled down my window and said, "I'm fucking going to that fucking house right fucking there...the fucking green one." He nodded. I get there and talk with my aunt's 90 year old neighbor. He has a worse mouth than I do. We watched this semi try to negotiate a corner for close to a half hour. It was so bad and of course all 700 townspeople had to be there plus those from neighboring communities. Then my mom shows up and she said how she had to go back roads to get there. The 90 year old guy said, "Shit, you should've just went down the goddamn fucking bike path." Then I tried to set up vcrs for my aunt. I am fuming about that. They no longer make vcrs with internal tuners. I wanted to put my head through a wall. OK I better stop there. All I can say is that I can't see straight right now so I guess that means no vlog.
Tattoos
Hot damn...I've finally figured out how women work; they're machines.
Get it?
He's got the whole world in his hand and he's also got the world stroking his ego.
I choose you....whatever your name is from a craze that is so 2002.
You should see how crazy this guy gets when he see minority unicorns.
I don't know why but ALF is the biggest turn-off in tattoos. There is no way I would date a woman with an ALF tattoo.
This guy is the world's most devout 90210 fan.
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
When Toby Keith first saw this tattoo, he dropped his pants and began to masturbate furiously because that is how much Toby Keith loves America. Do you love America?
When it rains, it pours, bitch.
Now what type of rocket is that?
You know it's a shame that the predator never conquered back hair.
Those are what you think they are...vampire genitals. Here is where I would normally insert a joke about sucking but I'm not in the mood...what is wrong with me?
Awww...he got that tattoo for his dad.
Hey, it's the root of all parties...a $200 bill. Who is on the $200 bill? James K. Polk
Alright, good night kids. Shine on you crazy diamonds.
Comments (73)
I love Nickelback. And by Nickelback, I mean their first 3 cds. After that, it all went to shit. I thought "The World" tattoo was cute. Although I HATE that font (or script or whatever). Ugh. If I ever get a tattoo with script, which I may (eventually), it sure as hell won't be in any cursive shit.
OMFG there's something seriously wrong with people. STOP DOING DRUGS AND GETTING TATS!!!!!!!!
"I'm fucking going to that fucking house right fucking there...the fucking green one."
L.M.A.O!!!!!!!!!
And I love the first picture!
I love the first tattoo and would love to have something like ig. I also like the charmander one. xD I'm a losa!
ahahahahahahahaha. I think that would have been me too. how many fucking times can person fucking use the word fucking in a fucking sentence?
fantastic.
I told my daughter a (not true) story about a guy in his 20's that had a naked woman tattooed on his arm.. when he was in his 70's her boobs were down around her knees. lol.. it worked, she never has gotten a tattoo. I can't stand them.
Hey, man. No hating on Charmander.
@com_pose -
I agree. I love Charmander =)
Wow, those are still some bad tattoos..haha
I love your reaction to the Nickelback one!!!.... EXACTLY!!! These are all pretty pathetic though!hahaha!
That first pic is amazing!
Camel Toe, LOL!
Pokemon, SHM
"White Power/Rainbow Unicorn" This bigot is living a double life. I wonder if the rest of the clan knows this.
I agree with you about Alf.
My sister loved 90210, I hate that and Melrose Place.
Predator, LOL!
Genital vampires?! SMH
Unicorn riding a Dolphin,...no words! I wonder what his dad thought? =/
$200 bill, FAIL! I remember the $2 bill.
@Hinase - Shit, he's got flamethrower, and it's super effective. Haha.
Yeah, these are lame. Even the Charmander one. I've just always wanted to defend the little guy.
Wow, those camel toes are pretty bad.
The first one is kickass.
That's Charmander and the fad is soooo 1999
I have to say, I think that the first one is insanely cool. Some of the other ones, though... Ugh! lol
Sounds like it was a mighty big day in Small Town Wisconsin!
Is that maybe a pocket rocket in the 11th one down?
How much for that white power tattoo? I bet I could find someone to tattoo it on my drunk black neighbor.
Lol I kinda like the first one
I actually like the Charmander tattoo, but that's probably because I like Pokemon.
I take it these are not the brightest bulbs amongst us; I mean the white power guy with a unicorn
Yeah nothing says bad ass like a unicorn
Wow. You had quite a day.
Kinda' an "ugh!" day, huh? 
He shoulda' put it on his front side and had the unicorn horn be on his...well...never mind.
Love some of the tats, others scare me! I Like the first one best. The unicorn on the butt, ack!
HUGS to you for your rough day and Hugs for making me laugh with this post!
@ElevenStones -
Ha! Your comment made me laugh! Good one!
OMG...there are so many things wrong with those...especially the White Power one on the guy's ass. *facepalm*
That first one is freakin' awesome
I can't decide if these people are A) stupid, B) on drugs, C) getting a tattoo from someone who is stupid, d) getting a tattoo from someone who is on drugs, or E) ALL OF THE ABOVE.
not gonna lie, the colors in the white power one are awesome.
did i ever tell you the mister's tattoo idea? he wants to get a tattoo of an ace (like the playing card) on in his inner forearm so that way he always has "an ace up his sleeve." smh
I demand full credit for the White Power/Unicorn one, I posted it here first
See, I knew you were just stealing my material, especially what I have never posted. You're in my head, stealing the good stuff.
These tattoos are bad. Really bad. Except the 1st one. That one is actually well done and a great idea. And there is side boob, how can you hate on side boob?
that sounds like an awful day. I hate waiting in lines, especially traffic. did your aunts surgery go ok?
I have to say I actually like the first one. I've seen those type before and it's just looked cool to me. I guess because it reminds me of the Mummy (first one) where the mummy slowly decinigrates over time and turns into sand. I just thought that was cool.
lol The one with the hand is really funny!
i never know what to say about these things except ewww lol ...but that means you did another great job on your post, since it's got terrible in the title
I got stuck behind one of those giant mining shovels - 200 feet high and 500 feet long when I was going fishing on the Athabasca river near the tar sands in N. Alberta. Ask me if I was pissed off - there's only one road out of Fort McMurray so we couldn't get around. That first tat is terrific - I should shave my head, get one that shows a brain leaking out. That would explain a lot of things. Oh - did you see the next tonight? Lilo went to court and the judge slapped the cuffs on her, no bail - she could be sitting there until October 22nd on remand, to hear her sentence for breach and any other charges. Looks like the party's over for her. I wouldn't doubt it she gets 6 months this time.
Hope your aunt is doing well Matt.
I like the first one..And i love the Beck song!
@my_little_niche -
I have never enjoyed Nickelback, I don't know what it is but I just can't bring myself to like them.
So many times, cursive tattoos bleed and fade and soon they look like blobs of ink
@crazy2love -
NO! Then I won't have anything to blog about
@KickingSheep -
I don't mind the first one but I included so I could use my joke about women being robots
@PandaCobain -
I don't mind the first tattoo, I only included it so I could be funny.
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas -
I try not to swear much because I'm getting mellow in my old age so after I said that I was very shocked.
@spititoutalready -
That is a great thing to tell a child who is interested in getting one. Tattoos in general don't bother me but stupid ones are like fingernails on a chalkboard.
@com_pose -
OK, I just question a Pokemon tattoo. If I were to tattoo myself with something I played when I was a kid I would get G.I. Joe or MASK tattooed on me.
@Hinase -
yeah, maybe years from now people will write about how people getting stupid tattoos was the reason the economy collapsed.
@amandajoy0514 -
I don't know why someone would get a band name tattooed on their body. Most music today isn't lasting and won't stand the test of time. They should be getting "Beethoven" or "Mozart" tattoos.
@bluepillorredpill -
I collect $2 bills for reasons I have yet not figured out. I have a stack. I used to work in a tourist town and I'd always get money that was out of circulation like 50 cent pieces, dollar coins, $2 bills.
@ItIsAllGravy -
The thing I find odd about the camel toe tattoos is that they are on guys.
@Name_Isnt_Rio -
Yeah it's pretty decent, I just had to include it so I could make my joke.
@ThePrancingPony -
Now would a person with a Charmander tattoo be able to shower?
@Soul_Pizza -
Yeah I just included it so I could make a joke
@ZepBlueEyedGirl -
Yeah and today I should be in La Crosse for Notsoberfest...I mean Oktoberfest but I am at home watching the Badgers maul Austin Peay. Oh and this afternoon a bar is having free beer and pork so yeah I love small town Wisconsin.
@carolinavenger -
That is what I was thinking or maybe it was one of these things called a personal massager that were always advertised in the back of my childhood comic books.
@TheDarkCreature -
Well if you stay tuned, next week I'll have an interesting tattoo that I found on a black guy.
@ShimmerBodyCream -
I included it so I could be funny. I don't really mind that one.
@Shining_Garnet -
It's not a bad tattoo in and of itself, it's just that maybe it isn't the wisest thing because pokemon seem to be a fad
@ElevenStones -
I had posted a lot of unicorn tattoos over the years and some of those were repeats but I have come to believe that you can't spell the word "badass" without "unicorn".
@adamswomanlost -
Glad you enjoyed. Hmmm don't give people ideas for tattoos. I've already posted tattoos where a guy incorporated his penis for Pinocchio's nose and one guy who had an elephant face tattooed down there.
@firetyger -
You really have to ask what are people taking to get these tattoos
@seriously_meredith -
I included because I was trying to be funny
@fargoneandout -
E...definitely E
@brittany_7x -
Yeah they are nice colors but definitely not worthwhile of that tattoo.
@SoftlyPearlsSlipOffAString -
I actually have seen that. There was a guy at the casino playing poker one night that had that tattoo. It was the ace spades because that card is always the prettiest in the deck.
@bosefius -
Well I wish I could give you credit but I did post that a few years ago when I first started doing these posts. But you can have credit because I'm a nice guy but I must have taken your thoughts because I still haven't seen Inception but I heard it was a good flick.
Side boob is great and I just posted that because I wanted to be funny.
@NightlyDreams -
Yeah, my aunt is doing much better. She was walking around already after her surgery. My mom was yelling at her to rest.
That first one is decent, I just included it because I thought I needed to be funny.
@nattata -
I hope his reasoning for getting that tattoo isn't what I had listed for my jokes.
@Peridot21 -
Glad you said ewww...I was sort of shocked that I had this many comments.
@DickDoktorII -
Yeah my aunt is back on her feet. My mom was yelling at her for doing too much too soon but I told my mom to stop because if you don't use it and just rest it could be just as damaging as overdoing it.
A few years ago, there was such heavy flooding here that all the roads in and out of my town were flooded. That was the year that because of flooding all the wildlife came to live in town. My parents had a mother skunk deliver a litter of 13 under their porch.
Yeah I heard about Lindsay and wrote about it last night. A judge overruled and said that because Lindsay had only committed a misdemeanor she was guaranteed the right of having bail.
@ccRowp -
The first one was just posted so I could be funny. Beck has such good stuff. My favorite album is a toss up between his first and then Guerro.
yeah i figured it wasn't that bad..My favorite Beck song is "Loser"..
@ccRowp -
I love the song "Farewell Ride". It was used for promos for the final season of The Shield, one of my favorite TV shows.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
glad she's doing better
Your site is one of my guilty pleasures and now I see I've corrupted ElevenStones too.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Ooooh. Sorry I missed those. Any chance you can reshow them.
@judyrutrider -
I am glad I have corrupted you
@adamswomanlost -
Well I can only find the one of Pinocchio
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