September 28, 2010
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Lukewarm Links 9/27
I haven't done one of these posts in some time and the links are piling up in my office so here we go.
1. I have always scoffed at self-help and how-to books. Here is a collection of ridiculous how-to books.
2. Have you ever wonder what Barack Obama has done for you personally? Click here to find out what he's doing for you as we speak.
3. Bookmark this site so you will never forget how to spell the word "definitely".
4. I recently read someone's Xanga page where they complained about Justin Bieber comparing himself to Kurt Cobain. Here's a site that shows the similarities. It's quite shocking actually.
5. Kenny Powers is one of the greatest baseball players to ever play the game. Here is why I say that based on a collection of his baseball cards.
6. I was browsing the intertubes and found this list of the 100 worst songs of all time. There are a few on the list that I would argue but for the most part they are dead on.
7. Just in time for back to school...oops...here's a collection of backpacks. I actually wish I had a few of those when I was a kid especially the Star Wars ones and Ghostbusters.
8. When I was 7 or 8, I decided that I couldn't wait until summer to ride my bike again so during Christmas break while my parents were at work and I was supposedly being babysat by a neighbor, I got on my bike and rode it in my driveway. I hit an ice patch and skinned my lip. Well now because of that there is place on my lip that won't grow facial hair. When I see mustaches I get jealous. These mustaches make me incredibly jealous.
9. If you ever post an ad on Craigslist, be very careful of which emails you reply to. It could be these assholes.
10. Just in time for Yom Kippur...I was talking to a Xangan about this new fad called Bandz or something like that. They are these rubber band bracelet things that are shapes but when you put them on your wrists they don't retain the shape. Well I looked them up and found these bandz called JewlyBandz. I actually thought about buying a set.
11. If you ever have a partner cheat on you, don't go to Craigslist looking for revenge sex. Go to Craigslist to seek normal sex...I just may find you...actually not but it would be funny if we did wouldn't it?
12. I think I posted this before but I have to again. This professor is the most popular prof at the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater. She is smokin'!
Hell yeah!
Cinnamon raisin bagel, you're my only hope.
Have a great day
Comments (32)
I hate mustaches!
SILLY BANDZ! It's all the rage with the youngsters these days. I don't get them!
You also continue to make me realize how awful of a person I am....I definitely laughed at that prof's name.
Haha. 6 was awesome.
I love #3 and #9. I will check the rest out in more depth tomorrow when I have more time. I like when you share these links as I don't go looking for things like this on my own.
Love the license plate!
I can argue about quite a few from number 6.... That makes me sad.
I like reading the lead-up stories to the links. You can show us your scar. Up close. I know. I'm such a beggar.
I'm pretty sure I saw Colbert wearing one of those Bandz last week-
no matter what comes out, he just has to stay one step ahead of Jon. Fucking dummy.
I know that your "LukeWarm Links" is funny and all BUT -
I know something funnier - the greatest funny of all time!
Guess who received a friend request from Sticky?
#3 is great... there are (more than) a few people around xanga that need to use that one, srsly (course, they're the same people that use no punctuation, so i'm pretty sure there's really no helping them) ...and #6, there are a few on that list that i like... and should prolly be embarrassed about now because i do =P
Ha ha ha ha h @ number 11....Lol
"You know what we want? What we really, really want? A time machine, a map of England, five muzzles and glue."
*LOL!!!!!!* Paging Doctor Who!
Meatloaf should not be on that list, though.
Re #5: The best part of that site is the advertisement to the right for the Freedom Flask. "Your Booze: Keep It In Your Pants" Nice
lol i loved the guy trying to get an invoice so his wife wouldn't know he spent all his money in atlantic city
You should go and ask that professor if she got the munchies hahaha. That 100 worst song list got some serious mistakes man. Some of these songs are classics! The person that wrote that bieber - Cobain post should be banned from writing. Indefinitely.
Lmao at the how to books! How many ways there are to avoid a big ship?
I've been missing these posts. the links are my favorite. I laughed really hard on How to become pope
@TheGiantSlayer -
Yeah, I'll probably have another up later in the week.
@com_pose -
I don't really like them either mostly because my dad has one and it always looked so cheesy on him.
@my_little_niche -
Hey you have to laugh at someone named Marijuana Pepsi. I mean I always giggle when I hear about this pastor in the area named Harry Sachs...giggle.
@johnny_hopkins -
This will be our secret...I downloaded all those songs after I found the list.
@adamswomanlost -
Those emails from assholes always provide great reading material.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Pfft. I did, too. Haha.
@PandaCobain -
Yeah well it is AOL so don't put too much stock into it.
@POETIC_ISIS -
See it never scarred but for some reason I just don't grow hair thickly there. It's like it's patchy.
@DickDoktorII -
Oh man...that is great. Maybe he wants you to bury the hatchet...right between his shoulder blades.
@Peridot21 -
I think people should have to pass a middle school proficiency test in whatever language they use on the internet in order to use it. In order to teach English, I had to pass a test to prove I knew the language and that included diagramming sentences. Oops...I shouldn't be bragging.
Can you keep a secret? I downloaded all the songs on that list after I read it.
@rickystarrr -
Yeah, I can't believe people do that stuff but maybe that is because I am so innocent.
@ithiliya -
Yeah I was shocked at Meatloaf's inclusion. I remember when that album came out in grade school and everybody owned it. The only thing about Meatloaf that I thought was cheesy was the video for that song.
@NightlyDreams -
Yes, us guys...we're a tricky lot.
@ccRowp -
I think that thing about Cobain and Bieber was done tongue in cheek after Bieber made that statement.
Here's a secret...I downloaded all those songs after reading the list.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Oh. I just assumed. Sorry, but it was fun to tease you which I'm sure you enjoy teasing back with your wrestling mask. Meanie.
@POETIC_ISIS -
Yeah, I have the wrestling mask sitting next to the computer for when creativity strikes me.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I barely remember the video, but I do remember it was at least different. It wasn't the band members standing on a stage lip-synching for four minutes.
@godfatherofgreenbay - can i keep a secret?! me?? DEFIANTLY!
(...i think we're up to number 4 now, btw) 
@Peridot21 -
At first when you said number 4 I looked at the links and was all like, "Uh-oh Ms. S has a case of the Bieber Fever" but then I figured out you are carrying four of my secrets.
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