September 30, 2010

  • Lukewarm Links 9/30

    I know you're saying to yourself, "But he already did one of these posts this week."  I know.  I have so many links backed up and I have to share before they die out.  I'm a giving blogger.  I care about your needs and you need to read these and have multiple laughs, multiple laughs that I can't always give you.  Weird...I think I said that to an ex but about something else.

    1.  Hi, I'm the GodfatherofGreenbay.  You might remember me from such Xanga entries as "Lost Love", "Motivation", "Lukewarm Links 9/30" and of course "Celebrity Round-Up".  I thought I'd share with you this link that lists the title to every single Troy McClure movie that is mentioned in The Simpsons.  Yes, I love it because I am a gigantic nerd.

    2.  Prepare to be amazed at the most rented movies on Netflix.  I was honestly expecting more Disney.

    3.  How can you handle THE REVOLVING INTERNET?  I found it fairly easy but then I don't suffer from motion sickness.

    4.  Since I am alone and probably will be for quite some time, I have thought about buying a Fleshlight.  If you don't know what that is, I suggest doing a Google search while no one is looking.  I think that the novelty of having a Fleshlight may wear off with the monotony of it all so here is a handy site that shows alternate uses for Fleshlights.

    5.  I vaguely remember Glamour Shots advertising when I lived near the Mall of America.  The people in the ads looked interesting.  Here is a collection of some of the best.  Do you have Glamour Shots?  Please share them. 

    6.  Antoine Dodson has really cashed in on his viral video.  He even has a costume for this Halloween.  Be the first on your block to dress as Antoine Dodson for Halloween.  Look what comes with the costume.  A ROLLED UP PAPER!  SOLD!

    7.  I read an article on Datingish a few days or so ago and it talked about group masturbation.  Apparently it is widely practiced thing.  Here are a list of some of the best Craigslist ads for men searching jack off partners.  I think I am going to not be able to look the guy who runs the model railroad museum in town in the eyes ever again because I know it's all just a front for group masturbation.

    8.  Guys, are you trying to find a special gift for your significant other and have run out of ideas?  Well let Erial Ali help.  He or she will take a photo and make it celestial.  Trust me, you have to check this out.  I think I have all my Christmas presents bought now.

    9.  I found this collection to be arousing.  It matches Hollywood stars with their porn star look alike

    10.  We've had LOLCats, now prepare yourself for LOLSlater.  It's a collection of some hilarious Saved by the Bell moments.  I like the ones for September 30th especially the New York stereotype.

    11.  How long can you stand Chicken on a Raft?

    12.  I've been late in sharing the next link and I've felt even worse knowing that I have shared photos from this site without explaining it.  Anyway, Inception gave birth to a great meme...the Strutting Leo.  Can you keep a secret?  I haven't seen Inception yet nor have I seen Avatar.  I am a freak.


Comments (23)

  • I fist pumped you through the internet.

    That sounds remarkably dirty....

  • @my_little_niche - 

    Did I ever tell you about the wedding reception in Milwaukee and how I shattered the innocence of all these Milwaukee residents when I laughed at the name of a motel?

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - No you didn't. What happened?

  • @my_little_niche - 

    Well this reception was swank. It was at a country club at a golf course that is a stop on the PGA tour and the free beer of the night was Guinness. Anyway I asked where the bride and groom were honeymooning and someone explained that they were spending a night at the Pfister in downtown Milwaukee. I said, "HOLD UP! Where are they stay?" "The Pfister" "Well that's fighting for a wedding night...buahuahauahhahahahaha!" "oh my...yo have ruined how I look at that motel". I also did the same with a Chinese restaurant in Minnesota. The name...Mei Dong.

  • Two things:

    1) Your profile picture for this comment is FANTASTIC.

    2) You're a terrible person Hahahahahah :D :D

  • Erial Ali is charging $150 for a small celestial photo?  What a rip off!!  I especially like the guy with the sword light coming out of his head..LOL

    Oh, and i wanted Glamour Shots SOOOOOO bad as a kid.  My mom never let me and i am so thankful for that now.  I would have been pictured, i'm sure.  The guy made me laugh...HAHA

  • Oh Gosh! # 8 is my fav! Those would make the bestest Christmas gifts! And who doesn't like that chicken on a raft? I sat and looked at it for 10 seconds.

    Hugs to you for the laughs tonight!

  • Oh no! It's another ugly internet bedroom! (how do you think to find these things?)

  • Us netflix users we don't watch too much disney lol  Guess they aren't tracking me there'd be more tv shows on it if they  did.

    I guess if us girls can have our vibrators you guys can have your flashlights. *cough*

    When I was in highschool I really wanted to do a Glamour shot.  Never did get to either.  Now they just look gay.

    That Rupert look alike porn star is just wrong.

  • The celestial picture was really cool (missed that one somehow when i first read threw here) but did you see the price. 

  • Crash, the departed and the pursuit of happyness are awesome movies!
    Lmao at LiLo of number 9!
    Strutting leo song was hilarious!
    I got bored of chicken on a raft after 20 seconds... What lame ass kind of website is that?
    Lesbian queen needs singing lessons XD

  • @ShamrockLover - 

    I am so tempted to get a photo of my parents made into one of those photos for a Christmas present. I am sure they would be speechless.

    One of those guys in the Glamour Shots looked like Dwight Schrute.

  • @adamswomanlost - 

    I had the chicken on the raft for the entire time it took me to write this post but I cheated, I had the sound turned off.

    Glad you enjoyed

  • @POETIC_ISIS - 

    I have a team of people scouring the internet for me to find me funny things.

  • @NightlyDreams - 

    I guess Netflix is more for adults and plus if kids want movies it seems like they usually buy them anymore. I know I have it planned that if I have kids which I highly doubt I will forgo going to the theaters to see movies and buy them on DVD. It's so much cheaper that way.

    OK, here's the site for the Fleshlight. I found the most non-descriptive model but still probably not safe for opening in front of people. The beauty is that it looks like it could be a flashlight. Oh...they have a special Avatar model. Be careful if you go to that site.

  • @ccRowp - 

    The funny thing about Lindsay is that she is starring in a movie about Linda Lovelace once she finishes jail and rehab but it may release straight to dvd because many production companies aren't interested given her history.

  • its 11 at night, and I made the mistake of showing my roommate the chicken on the raft... I can hear it... I can still hear it.. the man has an endurance like no one else...

    Also, I like the I miss her picture. Its creepy.

  • @TheGiantSlayer - 

    Yeah...I've never been too good at vandalism.

  • On one hand I want to say that I can't believe those JO ads.  But then I have to realize that with all my years here on earth, I can believe them. 

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - 

    Lol I think I'll skip the fleshlight site. I have no need for it not having the parts and all. It would be a great gag gift for any number of people I know at work though.
    When you have kids all plans go out the window. You may plan on one thing but once you see the kids eyes light up and a movie they want to see and then cry to high heaven when they don't get what they want you'll change your mind about that movie policy

  • @curiousdwk - 

    Yeah it's hard to believe when you read some of them but then with the internet any single fetish is now possible.

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