September 30, 2010
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Lukewarm Links 9/30
I know you're saying to yourself, "But he already did one of these posts this week." I know. I have so many links backed up and I have to share before they die out. I'm a giving blogger. I care about your needs and you need to read these and have multiple laughs, multiple laughs that I can't always give you. Weird...I think I said that to an ex but about something else.
1. Hi, I'm the GodfatherofGreenbay. You might remember me from such Xanga entries as "Lost Love", "Motivation", "Lukewarm Links 9/30" and of course "Celebrity Round-Up". I thought I'd share with you this link that lists the title to every single Troy McClure movie that is mentioned in The Simpsons. Yes, I love it because I am a gigantic nerd.
2. Prepare to be amazed at the most rented movies on Netflix. I was honestly expecting more Disney.
3. How can you handle THE REVOLVING INTERNET? I found it fairly easy but then I don't suffer from motion sickness.
4. Since I am alone and probably will be for quite some time, I have thought about buying a Fleshlight. If you don't know what that is, I suggest doing a Google search while no one is looking. I think that the novelty of having a Fleshlight may wear off with the monotony of it all so here is a handy site that shows alternate uses for Fleshlights.
5. I vaguely remember Glamour Shots advertising when I lived near the Mall of America. The people in the ads looked interesting. Here is a collection of some of the best. Do you have Glamour Shots? Please share them.
6. Antoine Dodson has really cashed in on his viral video. He even has a costume for this Halloween. Be the first on your block to dress as Antoine Dodson for Halloween. Look what comes with the costume. A ROLLED UP PAPER! SOLD!
7. I read an article on Datingish a few days or so ago and it talked about group masturbation. Apparently it is widely practiced thing. Here are a list of some of the best Craigslist ads for men searching jack off partners. I think I am going to not be able to look the guy who runs the model railroad museum in town in the eyes ever again because I know it's all just a front for group masturbation.
8. Guys, are you trying to find a special gift for your significant other and have run out of ideas? Well let Erial Ali help. He or she will take a photo and make it celestial. Trust me, you have to check this out. I think I have all my Christmas presents bought now.
9. I found this collection to be arousing. It matches Hollywood stars with their porn star look alike.
10. We've had LOLCats, now prepare yourself for LOLSlater. It's a collection of some hilarious Saved by the Bell moments. I like the ones for September 30th especially the New York stereotype.
11. How long can you stand Chicken on a Raft?
12. I've been late in sharing the next link and I've felt even worse knowing that I have shared photos from this site without explaining it. Anyway, Inception gave birth to a great meme...the Strutting Leo. Can you keep a secret? I haven't seen Inception yet nor have I seen Avatar. I am a freak.
Comments (23)
I fist pumped you through the internet.
That sounds remarkably dirty....
@my_little_niche -
Did I ever tell you about the wedding reception in Milwaukee and how I shattered the innocence of all these Milwaukee residents when I laughed at the name of a motel?
@godfatherofgreenbay - No you didn't. What happened?
@my_little_niche -
Well this reception was swank. It was at a country club at a golf course that is a stop on the PGA tour and the free beer of the night was Guinness. Anyway I asked where the bride and groom were honeymooning and someone explained that they were spending a night at the Pfister in downtown Milwaukee. I said, "HOLD UP! Where are they stay?" "The Pfister" "Well that's fighting for a wedding night...buahuahauahhahahahaha!" "oh my...yo have ruined how I look at that motel". I also did the same with a Chinese restaurant in Minnesota. The name...Mei Dong.
Two things:
1) Your profile picture for this comment is FANTASTIC.
2) You're a terrible person Hahahahahah
@my_little_niche -
1. goGo here
2. YES I AM...aaayyyyy!
@godfatherofgreenbay - That video was awesome.
Erial Ali is charging $150 for a small celestial photo? What a rip off!! I especially like the guy with the sword light coming out of his head..LOL
Oh, and i wanted Glamour Shots SOOOOOO bad as a kid. My mom never let me and i am so thankful for that now. I would have been pictured, i'm sure. The guy made me laugh...HAHA
Oh Gosh! # 8 is my fav! Those would make the bestest Christmas gifts!
And who doesn't like that chicken on a raft? I sat and looked at it for 10 seconds. 
Hugs to you for the laughs tonight!
Oh no! It's another ugly internet bedroom! (how do you think to find these things?)
Us netflix users we don't watch too much disney lol Guess they aren't tracking me there'd be more tv shows on it if they did.
I guess if us girls can have our vibrators you guys can have your flashlights. *cough*
When I was in highschool I really wanted to do a Glamour shot. Never did get to either. Now they just look gay.
That Rupert look alike porn star is just wrong.
The celestial picture was really cool (missed that one somehow when i first read threw here) but did you see the price.
Crash, the departed and the pursuit of happyness are awesome movies!
Lmao at LiLo of number 9!
Strutting leo song was hilarious!
I got bored of chicken on a raft after 20 seconds... What lame ass kind of website is that?
Lesbian queen needs singing lessons XD
@ShamrockLover -
I am so tempted to get a photo of my parents made into one of those photos for a Christmas present. I am sure they would be speechless.
One of those guys in the Glamour Shots looked like Dwight Schrute.
@adamswomanlost -
I had the chicken on the raft for the entire time it took me to write this post but I cheated, I had the sound turned off.
Glad you enjoyed
@POETIC_ISIS -
I have a team of people scouring the internet for me to find me funny things.
@NightlyDreams -
I guess Netflix is more for adults and plus if kids want movies it seems like they usually buy them anymore. I know I have it planned that if I have kids which I highly doubt I will forgo going to the theaters to see movies and buy them on DVD. It's so much cheaper that way.
OK, here's the site for the Fleshlight. I found the most non-descriptive model but still probably not safe for opening in front of people. The beauty is that it looks like it could be a flashlight. Oh...they have a special Avatar model. Be careful if you go to that site.
@ccRowp -
The funny thing about Lindsay is that she is starring in a movie about Linda Lovelace once she finishes jail and rehab but it may release straight to dvd because many production companies aren't interested given her history.
its 11 at night, and I made the mistake of showing my roommate the chicken on the raft... I can hear it... I can still hear it.. the man has an endurance like no one else...
Also, I like the I miss her picture. Its creepy.
@TheGiantSlayer -
Yeah...I've never been too good at vandalism.
On one hand I want to say that I can't believe those JO ads. But then I have to realize that with all my years here on earth, I can believe them.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Lol I think I'll skip the fleshlight site. I have no need for it not having the parts and all. It would be a great gag gift for any number of people I know at work though.
When you have kids all plans go out the window. You may plan on one thing but once you see the kids eyes light up and a movie they want to see and then cry to high heaven when they don't get what they want you'll change your mind about that movie policy
@curiousdwk -
Yeah it's hard to believe when you read some of them but then with the internet any single fetish is now possible.
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