October 5, 2010
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My Xanga Crush Revealed
But first...an attempt at humor?
And all the horny teenage girls in the country are moving to Washington D.C.
Danny Devito sure has let himself go.
I think he placed those in his cart in that manner on purpose.
Everyone is a juggalo these days. Hopefully they can get a scientist to tell them how magnets work.
It figures that it's Tony Romo up to those shenanigans.
Well my son* has his Halloween costume all picked out. He has no clue what it is but he's making his old man proud
That is definitely low
Dio would be so proud.
What the hell happened?
His nickname in high school was "Pussy Prowler".
First you get the sugar, then you get the money, then you get the power, and then you get the women
I recently saw someone who had this as their profile pic. I noticed the football jersey. I'm pretty sure there isn't a high school in Fitchburg, WI but that pretty much sums up Friday nights in Wisconsin.
Oh deer...he's watching his soap operas again and by soap operas I mean the Outdoor Network.
That penis pen is good.
Damn...since they put Yogi in the zoo he sure has turned into a slut.
That is what she said.
The first annual Tiger Woods' mistress convention. It was BYOM...bring your own mattress.Oh and the Xanga crush...it's you.
*I have no children. That was merely an attempt at humor. I enjoy Clockwork Orange and think it would be awesome to have a child dress like that for Halloween.
Comments (78)
LMAO to the low five!!!! The rest are funny too but HAHAHAHAHA!
i knew it was meeeeeeeeeeeee
As a Polish person, I'm both amused and confused by the "Meanwhile In Poland" picture.
It's me??? I thought we were just friends, but if you want a bromance I can make this work.
I'm flattered, but I don't swing that way. Sorry.
these were too funny
I suspected this.
How about a nice picnic in the park?
hahahh omg that up chuck picture is awesomeee.
You did it again, another great post. I enjoyed these this morning!
Awww that kid is wak-adorable!
That is an AWESOME newspaper cover story.
That is an AWESOME newspaper coverstory!
metal only... that is awesome, love that
That is fucking hilarious but since that's the second time I've seen a magnet reference on xanga this morning I feel like I'm out of the loop or somethin???
Thought pretty much the EXACT same thing about the Fitchburg photo/jersey. Do you get the WSJ daily? I caught a Leno-worthy copy editor gaffe yesterday. I'll have to post to Xanga.
Men 1955 vs. 2010, lol
A Clockwork Orange. Nice! Wild film. Didn't quite understand it though.
Ugh! The puke and snot guy! I've seen that profile pic around too!
The Polish guy had a few too many drinks yeah?
Cocaine, lol!
That kid is a Nintendo Gandalf!
YAY!! I KNEW IT WAS ME!!!!!!!
Loved Yogi, the pen, "that's what she said", and the mattresses! Ha!
Another HILARIOUS FUN post!
Thanks for the laughs!
but that's not in israel, it's in palestine...
@ItIsAllGravy -
Would you two get a room already!
ewwwww the low five.... ewwwww
so that's what yogi have been up to, huh
The low five is funny,my dog would eat that.
LOOL. This was funny.
I knew the whole gangster/moll joke would win your heart!
It's gotta be me with the puking profile pic, right? I love that one. It cracks me up every time.
lmao! You!!!! And that men in 1955 Vs 2010 = Win! But somehow, I do like the 2010 part better xD Great job, as always! Thank you! =D
awww....I want to dress my future child up like that too. My kid will be the coolest (at least among adults. It's a hit or miss with his fellow height-challenged mates).It will be amazing!
oh the second pic looks like Ed Gein with one of his masks! And the Clockwork Kid is EPIC! that reminds me the time that me and my friends wanted to dress like this for Carnival....and nobody had white clothes...ahahah
Your posts always make me smile. (and lately I haven't been doing much of that)
H I L A R I O U S post! nothing more! Young Alex DeLarg is EPIC!
@ccRowp -
I like to say my post is Hitlerarious
@tequilasunrise924 -
That low five one...reminds me too much of the time my cat got into the dental floss.
@ShimmerBodyCream -
Yes, you are so amazing
@methodElevated -
I have a feeling the guy consumed a bit too much Spirytus.
@ItIsAllGravy -
Fist bump, bro!
@Rob_of_the_Sky -
Sorry man...just think of all the Rick Astley we could have listened to
@phillyista -
Glad you enjoyed
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
@com_pose -
only if we can drink sangria in the park and then after dark go home
@anonymiaous -
I love photos like that one that capture vomiting before people notice it.
@fortheloveofblogging -
Glad you enjoyed, I love posting these before I go to bed and then seeing the comments in the morning. It's like unwrapping Christmas presents.
@klberry514 -
Some day if I am allowed to have kids and I'm feeling fiendish I will have a child dress up like that.
@my_little_niche -
I found a collection of newspaper headline gaffes but I forgot the link to the site so I will have to search for more.
@Peridot21 -
And wouldn't it be funny if that person drove up next to the truck and heard country music coming from the cab?
@CleteusMaximus -
It's a reference to the recent Insane Clown Posse video where they have a line that goes "fucking magnets, how do they work?" You can read more about it at Know Your Meme
@ZepBlueEyedGirl -
No, I don't get the WSJ. I think I should get a paper but I usually read whatever is at the school or library where I am for the day.
@bluepillorredpill -
I worked with a few Poles over the years in my tourist town and they always smuggle in a Polish liquor called Spirytus. It's 95% alcohol. I always laughed because they could get Everclear that is that potent.
@adamswomanlost -
Glad you liked...we'll have to talk about this revelation..;)
@maniacsicko -
Oh that's true...I'll have to change the caption.
Maybe that is Boo-Boo trying to distract people so Yogi can steal picnic baskets.
@verified_but_still_denied -
It reminded me of the time my cat got into the dental floss
@seedsower -
Hahaha...my cat once got into the dental floss and well that reminded me of it.
@XoPinkHeart -
Glad you enjoyed
@quodmenutriut -
It just took me this long to admit it...I am so shy.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength -
That's it...it was you. I love that photo just because when I first saw it I saw "Fitchburg" and that's pretty much all that goes on there.
@nov_way -
I don't know, I can see why people would enjoy the 2010 but not me. I was talking to someone about how we are such a casual society and we hardly dress up anymore. My grandfather always got decked out to go to the movies. Now I see people wearing pajamas.
@ALovingAdversary -
I think I am not allowed to have children because I would have them dress as my favorite movie characters.
@NiDH0GG -
Hahaha...Ed Gein...I really need to get up to where he lived one of these days and get some photos for you. I will have to guess where he lived because town's people burned down his house because they didn't want tourists showing up.
@comet555 -
I am glad I could help.
@TheGiantSlayer -
hey...not homosexual...I'm too shy to say anything like that.
What big balls that guy has lol
I haven't seen clockwork orange but i think the kid is cute. Good thing it's only a picture though lol.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Oh so that's what you meant by it! ... haha. I guess my mind was ( and is) elsewhere. Good one, you. Good one! xD
@NightlyDreams -
The size of watermelons...someone once said that about me after I borrowed a shopping cart to travel down a hill in the town where I went to college.
Yeah you might not want to see Clockwork Orange.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I thought that was the whole point. When I was small and had extremely long hair my parents made me go as Cousin It.
@nov_way -
hmmmm now I know what goes through my reader's brains
@godfatherofgreenbay - Psh. You're such an innocent! xD
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Okay, I'm listening!
I loved them especially the billboard sign. There was a sign at walgreens that said "Spermicide, protect you from their friends" You made me feel so special when you said you had a crush on me. Then I read the other peoples comments. You are a whore and a cheater. Seriously, guys too? lol
@godfatherofgreenbay - ha yep ...and there's prolly a pretty good chance that's what they'd hear
@sw33tw3asl3 -
I am such a whore. It's just that I have such a big heart and not an enlarged heart that is filled with love for everyone.
@Peridot21 -
I hope it's not pop country but maybe some outlaw country which makes me wonder, have you seen Crazy Heart?
Lol, not my Romo!!!! I had more to say but that one threw me for a loop.
@TiRocKiinPiinK -
Hahaha...I knew you'd love that one of Romo
@godfatherofgreenbay - no, i don't think so... why do you ask?
@Peridot21 -
Well it is a good movie about a country music performer and it actually has some great country music. I shouldn't diss country in general because I like a lot of old timey stuff but not really a fan of the pop country. Hank Williams the 3rd calls country that isn't pop, outlaw country...if this makes sense at all.
Very funny.
@richmond94 -
Glad you enjoyed
The men one... I dont know what to think of men anymore. They used to dress all classy but that doesnt mean they werent cads. Hell, I've see the first season of Mad Men, I know! And dudes showering together as a joke, for me, is fun... if I can insert myself between them. But you know, dudes just like singing in the shower together anymore.
@theladyofabundance -
I'm all for casual dress but when I see people wearing boxers and wifebeaters in public then I am pissed. Why do people find it necessary to wear pajamas to a movie theater. My grandfather would get pissed when I wore shorts to a movie theater when he would dress up. I guess in my little blue collar town I don't dress in a suit but if I go somewhere that is classy I usually wear a tie. Even if I'm just at the airport to pick someone up, I'm in my best.
hahaha...a shower for fun? hmmm the only reason I am opposed to triple headers or more is that I would let down more people than my significant other. I enjoy singing in the shower because I always gain an audience. My cats push open the door and sit outside the shower when I sing.
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