October 7, 2010
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Lukewarm Links 10/7
Wellity wellity wellity...I love doing these posts. I find something funny and you can share in the laughter with me...LOL...yeah...lame. Oh did anyone see The Office? Lately I have felt like Andy. Enough of that, here's the links.
1. Have you ever sat back and wondered what color the Empire State Building was? Well this site answers that question for you.
2. This week I was alerted by several people of this site called "Down for Everyone or Just Me?" Now, if Xanga acts like crap for you, you can check if other people are experiencing the same problems.
3. Remember Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World? Well they are no longer in Aurora, Illinois. They have moved to England and they were spotted on Google Maps.
4. This is why America is a hated nation.
5. And so my Jello Americans, ask not for Jello but go to this website for awesome Jello creations.
6. If you have time to spare and someone you hate, here's a fun prank you can pull.
7. And people wonder why FOX News is detested. Here are some actual screen captures from FOX News.
8. There are some movies out there that you have to like. I mean if you don't like this movie then you would be considered a major douchebag and here is that list. I'm surprised by a few of those titles and of course there is one movie on there that makes me a huge douchebag because I saw it and I hated it. I won't tell you which because I don't want you thinking I'm a complete asshole. I mean I really like you and I wouldn't want to hurt us in this stage of our friendship.
9. I'm a Christian. I know it's hard to tell from my site. I used to be an ordained minister. I know it's really hard to tell. Thing that have always baffled me about Christianity are the faith healers and televangelists and this link combines the two. So is he curing people with the word of God or his coat? Maybe it was Jesus' Nehru jacket. Oh hell, I'd rather watch the nun with the eye patch.
10. Speaking of Christianity, here is a book that every Christian couple should receive on the day of their wedding. I must confess, I once had sexual relations out of carnal lust without the intention of procreation and we didn't do it in the standard, church approved missionary position. Do you know why Lutherans don't have sex standing up? It may lead to dancing.
11. This site may come in handy if you ever find yourself battling the evil galactic empire on the ice planet of Hoth and your vehicle is shot down and you are forced to cut open a tauntaun for warmth from the harsh weather on Hoth. OK, so maybe that won't happen but it is a website about cutting open animals for warmth and survival.
12. This is by far the most depressing website I have stumbled upon. It is a lottery simulator. You enter in five numbers and a powerball and have the option of how often you play those numbers. The most I have ever won in the ten year period is breaking even. Moral of the link: the lottery is a waste but play it because it funds schools.
And if you haven't yet, read about My Balls.
It's out there. Oh yes, it's out there.
I will no longer drink Sunny D.
That pretty much sums it all up.
Comments (36)
#5 looks amazing! Bookmarked it. Thanks
@klberry514 -
I love how they also show you the ingredients used to create those things. I know if I tried it would be an epic fail.
lmao. Number 4 = sweet. At the movies, I hope you're not talking about " Big ". I checked that list, and according to them jerks, I'm definitely a d-bag. I practically hate 4 of them. xD @#9, Lol! Glad you know we'd find it to be surprising, but in a pleasant way, of course. This is a wonderful list. I admire the fact that you bothered looking them up sites and made this post. Thank you!! As always. ^^
Lol...I hope you don't lose this blog I'm going to need it in the future
they were in aurora? ew. aurora sucks.
So, do we present the boobs and ticket at the door?
???
HUGS!
who would pay $150.oo for the book that tells you everything in the title.
The author of that anit-bc book apparently started her own mall cart business selling more of her Christian books. Her cart was located next to the hair straighteners stand ran by the Chinese lady, which thoroughly offended her because one should not straighten one's hair without the intention of creation. It should also only be done in the missionary position, and not the offensive positions teenagers use these days.
Her books also cost $150.00. Hallelujah!
#1 is for real?
#4 -> LOL
#5 reminded me of my college days where I went to a party where they only served beer and jello shots and people were looking at the host like he was an alien. Jello shots are not popular here, but the party was a huge success.
LMAO at #6 and #10. Who the hell will give 150 bucks for that piece of crap?
And the ticket in the end is a total WIN!
I've noticed Fox News does some stupid things (I personally think to get attention and laughs more entertainment). I loved the pie chart.
Most of the movies on the douchebag list I was 50 50 on. like half didn't like half.
yay! it made it into your links post! *does happy dance* =D ...ok, igtg, The Office is on... bbl =P
No time for this now, I've got places to go, people to see, horses to f...eed. Ok I don't have horses but I have so many things to do.
Haha
@nov_way -
Well now I don't feel so bad about hating a particular movie. I wrote a review of it on facebook and had to block people because of death threats.
@sw33tw3asl3 -
Nope...once I post something I usually leave it up for good unless I get death threats.
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas -
Yep they were from Aurora. I had a friend in high school from Aurora. He said the movie was nothing like the real town. I was upset that there was no Stan Mikita Donuts.
@adamswomanlost -
Yes boobs and ticket must be presented at door for entry.
Glad you enjoyed
@TheGiantSlayer -
Hey...that helps the American economy. You aren't a communist, are you? If you answered no then you have to buy that book now.
@re_pose -
The proper way to read that book is laying flat on your back and the lights must be turned out.
@ccRowp -
#1 is real.
#4 say thanks to Peridot21 for finding me that one
#5 when I was in college we rarely had Jello shots but that was because we spent money on the good beer. There is a bar here that has Jello shots most every weekend
#10 good luck with that prank, I'm sure people will laugh when you tell them about it.
@NightlyDreams -
Yeah that is probably what FOX does. They've been promising a blockbuster show about the truth behind Obama's citizenship for the past 3 years but haven't seen it through. I am glad I am not the only person who doesn't like all those movies.
@Peridot21 -
Oh man, which episode did you watch? Did you see last night's episode on NBC? That was great. I have been in Andy's shoes.
Once again, thanks for the link.
@Aloysius_son -
Well thanks for stopping by nonetheless.
@Dust_to_Dust84 -
glad you enjoyed
@godfatherofgreenbay - nice to see you showing your colors!
@godfatherofgreenbay - My facebook picture is a giant packers helmet
@Dust_to_Dust84 -
Did you hear about Favre this week?
@godfatherofgreenbay - it was the episode when Michael and Dwight go to the paper convention, and they see Jim there with his new boss... a pretty good one (wait, they all are... nevermind ;) ...and when Dwight whispers to Michael "why do they call him The Bus?" and Michael says "cause he's afraid to fly" - omg lolol cracks me up
...i didn't see last night's episode, though, cause i was watching Grey's (it's not an easy decision, let me tell you! 
...oh, and you're very welcome.
@Peridot21 -
Oh I saw part of that episode today too. I bet you saw it on TBS. I can't remember all the quotes from the episode on Thursday but there were numerous times I was laughing out loud. if you ever have any links you don't want to post feel free to pass them on to me.
Aurora is like the ghetto suburb. that one and berwyn...oh and cicero. but berwyn and cicero are right next to each other. so they shouldn't count as two separate suburbs.
@godfatherofgreenbay - o.o! LOL!! You have the most interesting stories.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Nope what happened? Did he say he was going to retire, and then decide to play again?
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas -
I worked with a girl from Cicero. She had nothing good to say about that place.
@nov_way -
I have been blessed with unique situations in my life.
@Dust_to_Dust84 -
He sent pics of his dick to a woman who worked for the Jets and now he's being investigated by the NFL. The thing is they probably won't get to the case until the end of the season and if he is found guilty he'll simply retire instead of being suspended.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Wow. Way to go out in style.
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