October 27, 2010
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Sadly, I can't please everyone
but if I could, I'd be your mom.
Please excuse my absence and leaving your comments without reply. My computer defecated all over my plans of a Xanga takeover. Yes, I have been semi-silently planning a coup. Of course this was when Xanga acted like excrement but I hear it is operating pleasantly. For some odd reason my computer decides to shut itself down without any warning. I have yet to figure out why this is and when I tried to reinstall windows, the computer shuts down without warning. I haven't been able to reach the person who built it for me because he works at night and at night is when I drink. Actually, I haven't had a drink since Friday night when I was pre-celebrating a Wisconsin victory. Take that, Gravy!
They revealed the name of the next movie in the Batman franchise...The Dark Knight Rises. In the poker world, this is called a tell. they revealed who the villain will be. With a title like The Dark Knight Rises, it has to be Catwoman.
I have come to hate the phrase, "I'm in the same boat". When I hear that I want to drown the person who says it.
I hate using a public library for my computer needs. I am listening to these two girls text, talk on the phone, and IM each other in the same fucking room. Apparently one girl spread a rumor that the other girl smokes cigarettes. Wow! That is life changing! Just wait until they hit middle school and they spread rumors about smoking meat.
Why do women offer hand-jobs? That position has already been filled by my hand. I think it has something to do with the reason why my girlfriend calls me Monday. I always come too fast and she never wants me around. But then the reason I enjoy having sex with my wife is because she's never around.
There has been a push to put Penthouse Forum in Braille. It's a very touchy subject.
This is what Wisconsin looks like right now.
Now motivational posters for you...sorry. Well, I guess it's like my dad used to say...leaves cigarette and never comes back.
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The phrase I'm getting sick of is when people say "I'm good" instead of "No, thank you." My inclination is to retort, "That's between you and the good lord. But do you want a fucking receipt?" But I might get fired probably.
I'm in the same boat with "I'm in the same boat"...I hate that phrase.
Yes, what's up with hand-jobs? A woman should offer a man those things he can't do for himself.
You know....like picking up his undies off the floor...cleaning his bathroom...cooking his meals...using mapquest.com...etc. 
I'm sorry to hear about your ailing computer.
A Xanga takeover would've been so cool. 
I always love your "commentary"...it's like great stand-up comedian great!
I like the Jayhawks!
HUGS!
^ her comment ruled over mine so I'll just say that for the most of your post, I'm in the same boat and that computer of yours probably does have a mind of it's own. Have a good evening!
you're so crazy (the good kind)
AAAHHHAAA
I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING
im usually too lazy to read large texts, but this was more minimal. "he works at night and at night is when i drink" loollol. sounds like me.. ;P
you kill me everytime. you should do stand-up
"I have yet to figure out why this is..."
it's obama's fault, didn't you know
I'm glad you made it and I hear it's cooollllld. Stay warm.
these are great! thanks!!
you're girlfriend calls you Monday . . . Ha!
Sorry about your computer. Have you tried talking to it. I talk sweetly with mine and let it sleep with me so it knows I would never leave it or treat it badly. The phrase I don't like is "yeah I'll have whatever" so if i gave you shit in a bag would you want that? I don't like people who can't make simple decisions
Sorry about your computer. Hope you can figure out what is wrong with it soon.
oh my God. El nino.
I was going to sit here for a while and browse through all your posts that I have missed, but Spaceballs just came on the TV... Don't be offended though, I'd stop having sex with a hot celebrity to watch Spaceballs... or at least make it a quicky.
@dirtbubble - Oh man...I tend to say I'm good quite often so I suppose I should change that. The only reason I say it is to reassure myself that I am in fact good instead of the rotten bastard that I often times think I am.
@adamswomanlost - The Xanga takeover has been postponed. I figure that since I am a user, I'm also a member of the board thereby giving me the right to fire those in charge. Your comment about things a woman can do for a man...that makes me ache for a spouse all the more. A few years ago I got to see The Jayhawks at First Avenue in Minneapolis. I can't remember if it was a homecoming show or the launch of a tour. That is basically where they started. Anyway, my friend and I were pressed against the stage. He was in front of the lead singer and I was in front of the bass player. It was an awesome show.
@nov_way - In the same boat...LOL...I am enjoying my public library and hearing 4 spoken languages in this town of 1300.
@comet555 - I was thinking that I am the bad kind of crazy. Currently I am hearing English being spoken at the desk in the library, German near the movies, Spanish in the computer lab, and Czech over by the periodicals. Then who knows what language is being spoken in my head...a combination of all four plus Russian, Italian, and Yugoslavian.
@M00nDoll - Wow, is that a way of saying you like smaller things? Most women don't like it when I am short and little.
@hilaw - That's right...everything is Obama's fault. I guess that makes things much easier in this world and history. I have to figure out a way to blame him for the outbreak of war in 1812.
@POETIC_ISIS - Well yesterday it was about 40 or so when I wrote this and the wind made it feel like it was much colder. They are saying that we could have snow on Sunday or at least a mix.
@anth0nyc - thanks
@godfatherofgreenbay - hahaha there you go agin
@jacksoncroons - I bet she would if I had a girlfriend...that's what I should have said.
@sw33tw3asl3 - Hmmm I am going to have to use that when I hear people debate about what to have for a meal. My mom always does that when she wants to go out as a family. She wants to go somewhere but she pulls that crap.
@Shining_Garnet - yeah, I hope I don't have to wait months like last time.
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas - I saw a good El Nino photo earlier today but I can't find it now. Maybe it was just my comment about it was El Nino related...anyway...are you still in one piece after THE STORM
@Aloysius_son - I don't blame you. I'd do the same for any Mel Brooks movie.
@hilaw - Oh yeah..."I'll have to figure it out"...it's Wisconics. I explain it better here
@godfatherofgreenbay -
hahahhhh. um. only for some things.
My least favorite is "No problem" for "You're welcome". They are not synononomous (forgive the spelling, I'm a little drunk).
You scored twice with me on this one: Vibrator Dependent is a genre of music I like and Warren Zevon is the best male vocalist in my opinion.
Prince ice-fishing? Yeah, when doves cry!
@judyrutrider - I love Mojo Nixon. He has so many great songs. He did a country album with Dead Kennedys frontman Jello Biafra and that is one of the best bluegrass/rock county albums I've ever heard. I have a few of their songs uploaded here but I'm on a fixed amount of time so I won't go through all my audio files. the songs I love are Let's Burn Nashville Down, Love Me I'm a Liberal, and Will the Fetus be Aborted.
@MelFamy - you'd be surprised what Prince does but that is a great comment. I once cleansed myself in the healing waters of Lake Minnetonka. I fell out of a boat. No, I wasn't partying with the Minnesota Vikings but was fishing and I had a big one hooked and I lost balance in the boat.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
How cool about the Jayhawks! Thanks for sharing that memory with me!
Just wanted to stop by and say HEY, so HEY! I'm having a busy weekend, but wanted to wish you and Cocky a Happy Halloweenie!
Haunting Hugs, too!
I was on vacation and wasn't on xanga for about a week, when I return I find that you have posted less. This does not help me believe that you and I are not secretly the same person... I really hope you don't turn super evil and I have to shoot myself in the side of the face to kill you.
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