November 4, 2010
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PCP Saved my Life and Raised my Standards
My list of superficial contingencies I will not date a girl:
If she does not wear glasses.(not including sunglasses)
If she smokes crack.
If she's to dumb.(low intelligence)
If she's to air-headed.(low wisdom)
If she's too introverted.
If her only hobby is "shopping"
If she's too unmotivated.
If she's too selfish and self-centered.
If she doesn't drink at all.
If she drinks to much...
If she's not faithful enough.
If she's too pretty.
If she's too ugly.
If she's not creative enough.
If she's not expressive enough.
If she's not mean and crazy enough while being affectionate and caring enough.
If she's not passionate enough.
If she's doesn't like to get dirty with me and only me enough.I will not do any internet dating sites because they are nothing more than prostitution services.
Comments (19)
Looks like you won't be getting laid anytime soon.
I'm glad that PCP made you a better man. Drugs are good, mkay?
@WordsandThoughts - thank you
@Rob_of_the_Sky - yeah well I'm used to it after the vows of celibacy I went through so I guess it's to be expected
@ItIsAllGravy - yeah they are
Yeah, with a list like that you ort to find a lady pretty soon....hahaha
Chicks totally dig a dude who can handle horse tranqs.
Well, darn! I'm out!
Darn that PCP! Without it I might have stood a chance!
Funny stuff, Godfather!
Damn. According to your list, if I weren't already all matrimonialized I'd be the woman of your dreams.
Sometimes life sux.
doesn't drink at all or drinks to much . . . hmmmm . . . can you be more specific?
Chicks have potential, but most of the time they live it in the basement.
And crack kicks ass! Seriously.
@KickingSheep - I'm totally not picky at all
@dirtbubble - yeah and those chicks are Amish
@adamswomanlost - it is a wonder drug and makes a person feel invincible
@ZombieMom_Speaks - I find that so often and 99% of my friends don't like it when I hit on their wives but the wives love it.
@jacksoncroons - no, because really I have no specifics as to a "type"
@windoftheforest - or they're chained in the basement of some crazy Austrian
Interesting.