November 4, 2010
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The Happiest Day of My Life
I have opinions. The first is that I am cooler than Liquid MDMA and K2 combined. The second is that opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. And finally I am an asshole. Thanks to everyone for being Minnesota nice to me. November 3rd, 2010 was the greatest day of my life. It was the first day in my life that I ever started crying against my will for the sheer joy of how happy I was. Once that happened I knew I wasn't going to be depressed again but it took watching a pro-wrestling show to know that I would be forever alone. The next time I'm asked when was the last time you cried, which was when my mom's brain blew up by an aneursym, I can say it was November 3rd, 2010. I took a photo of myself when I cried my tears of joy and my camera exploded due to my sheer joy and ugliness so then I went to write on a piece of paper: "Life isn't about having a lot of fun and being really, really, really, cool; life is about making people happy. Hi, my name is Matt and I make people happy." Then I gave that piece of paper to someone that I thought was special but they were just Minnesota nice or in other words an asshole like myself.. I threw my cellphone away and planned a trip to Maine but I didn't make it there. PCP saved my life!
Love,
Matt
P.S. The word "love" doesn't necessarily mean shit to me.
PPS or PSS I like PSS better...My mom may or may not be dead and the Wisconsin Badgers' defense feeds on opponents fears of inadequecy and I have a small weiner.
Comments (24)
i love that term, minnesota nice. well, you're my favorite xanga asshole. you make me laugh all the time.
@hilaw - When I lived in Minnesota and was a minister I was quite fond of that term. People are nice to your face but rip you to shreds behind your back. Thank you, I wish I could get back on here to catch up with your writings. Oh well, I will eventually post the truth of my absense.
@godfatherofgreenbay - ooo please douse extra dollop of asshole, pretty please. i haven't really been writing. i've vowed to just be silly w/ my stupid gifs--at least until i find my brain. i misplaced it during the world series.
don't really wanna admit it, but i will... i'm kinda sorta confused about, well, most of this......
Threw away the cell phone? That could be serious. Or not. Like this post in general, which is beautiful to read regardless of how rough it is, only I can't rec right now even if I really really want to. I am wishing you well.
Life ISN'T about having a lot of fun and being really really (more really's) cool?! Shoot! Now I gotta' rethink my life goals. See...I only had those two. Sigh.
I like PSS better, too. And you might be surprise to know...I've used PSSS and PSSSS and PSSSSS...well, you see where this is going.
You always make me
and 
! Hey, ditch the PCP and get back here full-time! I miss you.
Sigh.
HUGS!
Well . . . This was certainly an interesting post lol
Um, oh . . . kay??
I think you're way too cool for whoever it was.
Minnesota sounds like a place not too different of other places. All full of assholes. I've seen a piece of news on Yahoo! where a Minnesota woman was fined a million dollars for illegaly downloading 24 songs. I thank my country that we have a government that does not give a shit about any rights! That is as sad as a..something sad!
Well I hope your mother did not have an annurisym (cause i can't spell it and it would really make me sad to think someone lost their mother so quickly that way).
Sorry I haven't been around lately to comment but I've been a lazy xangan.
@hilaw - Not only did I lose my brain, I lost my money during the World Series. The Amish bookies are going to make me pay. I bet they'll run over my legs with their buggies.
@godfatherofgreenbay - you're too badass. you'll know how to deal with the evil amish--and their evil buggies. sorry about the money and brain. meh. i hate it when i lose both.
@Peridot21 - it was sort of one of those stream of conscious things that I wrote about 4 years ago but I reposted it with a change of date
@dirtbubble - Cellphone tossing should be a new event in the Olympics or at least county fairs instead of the cow chip tosses they have around here.
@adamswomanlost - Life is only about making people happy and that's every religion on earth. Either you make someone else happy by your actions or you make a god happy.
I will soon post the truth about me and my blog
@Shining_Garnet - yeah I thought so too
@ThatOneBlondeChick - yeah, that is pretty much what I think sometimes
@jacksoncroons - I should have known that, it would have saved a lot of pain
@windoftheforest - I wish the American government didn't worry about songs and focused more on terrorism and creating jobs. I heard that in my absence from the internet the feds shut down Limewire. I need to find a new place for downloading music.
@NightlyDreams - yeah I haven't been around much either, one hour a day for 4 days a week, damn computer
@hilaw - hey, those buggies can get excess of 15mph. I remember watching two Amish teens drag race their buggies to win adoration of females. I should up with my fancy clothes and cologne and revved the engine of my car and showed them a cellphone, explained the internet, talked about a TV show I was trying to write for but they didn't bite because I didn't have any cattle in my backyard, I guess I'll have to rely on some hole in the sheet action if I want any from the Amish
@godfatherofgreenbay -
still computer issues sorry
PSS don't make no sense. PPS do. put that in your wisconsin rock pipe and SCHMOKE IT.
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