December 1, 2010
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Happy Hannukah and other nonsense
First with the other nonsense
Somewhere in Gotham City, a child is happy that a judge granted full custody to his mother.
Man this economy is getting tough for everyone.
The Minnesota Vikings will be debuting their new quarterback this weekend. I hear they are getting him straight from Oxford University.
This is beautiful...well at least how the poles bring a new meaning to the photo.
Either the editor is sly and wants to slip a quick joke in the paper or he is totally unaware of what a condom is or what it holds.
The perfect photo to remember your first day of school.
This is what MC Escher did when he was a child.
Figures, it's someone from Illinois.
Well bubeleh, remember Hanukkah Harry has to schlep all your toys to you so be a mensch and leave him some nice matzah. Your meschuga to not leave anything out for Hanukkah Harry...why that is plain chutzpah! Also don't be a kolboynick and deny the existence of Hanukkah Harry. Drek for you, putz!
Happy Hanukkah! Rosh Tov!
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Happy Hanukkah and other nonsense, to you, too!
Ha! Love the mash-up! Any song about Santa Baby does my heart good!
How come there's only one ass on display at the ass gallery? Oh, well, it's a good one, so I guess I should be happy.
Funny stuff, M.!
Thanks!
The guy showing his ass crack and the kids' first day of school are my faves. Good shit.
These pictures are really funny
Love that Hanukkah Harry!
I remember a couple years ago the batman climbed up some building in some place that i forgot but it was BATMAN and i remember that at least
maybe it was england....
has your computer problems been fixed?
My god, it's been a long time! How have you been?! LOL @ the first day of school picture! XD
Haha, I love your photo titles!
Darn, for some reason I cannot recommend your post.
@adamswomanlost - I broke out the matzos as I dined on a McRib style sandwich wrapped in bacon...I think I'm going to hell for that one but more than likely it will be for wishing people "rosh tov"
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - Thanks...it's amusing to go back and find what I posted years ago
@Shining_Garnet - Thanks
@dirtbubble - Jon Lovitz is a national treasure
@NightlyDreams - No still having problems, got to call my guy tonight. I remember a while back a guy dressed as Spiderman climbed some building and then was promptly arrested when he set foot on the ground
@mZdejavuZ - Oh I am still alive but my computer isn't and hasn't been diagnosed yet but eventually it will get better. How have you been?
@nattata - I have had other people have that problem. I must have a weird Xanga theme or something like that.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Ha! So...you like pork with your pork?
How are you doing?
How's your computer?
I am halfway decent for a change. I'm not my usual sullen self as the holidays approach which is a good thing. It must be because I'm getting more sun than I have in the past although tomorrow we may get our first major snowstorm and my knees would have to agree.
I haven't heard from the guy who built it for me but he had to take it to a store a friend of his owns because he doesn't have a clue what is wrong with it. From what he said it sounds like it got worse when he tried to fix it.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
We've had some snow flurries here and some cold weather, but no snow to stick yet.
Xanga is more fun when you're around here.
I can't believe you found that picture of the condom truck overturned! See the road sign? It says Stratford, 1 KM.
Guess where I live? That intersection is just about half a mile from my place. I saw that pic in our local paper awhile back. Damn, this world can be a small place.
Did you bag a deer yet? I am down to my very last venison roast - I hope it's still good. It's been in the freezer for about 10 months. If it's freezer burned or getting bad I guess I could grind it up, add a couple of cans of Alpo to it and make a surprise stew for a friend. Damn, that won't work.
I just remembered - I don't have any friends.
I bet you wish you were a Buffalo Bills fan, huh? Oh yes, we have the best worst team in the NFL. No team in NFL history has been able to keep its entire fan base sitting on the edge of their seats through 5 quarters of play, repeatedly and each time find a new and unexpected way to demoralize and disappoint! GO BILLS! YEAH!
BTW... I was being sarcastic... The Bills suck.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Oh darn, I hope your computer gets fixed soon!
I've been pretty good, busy with work, but trying to find time for Xanga and updating! I have such an itch to write lately, but first I need to figure out WHAT I want to write.
@adamswomanlost - the weather forecast says I can get anywhere from 2 to 12 inches this evening
I almost had an 8 pointer but it was with my car coming home from doing some shopping on opening day. It was too cold for me to sit out in the woods this year. I don't think my family got that many either although I'll probably find out tomorrow if my 80 year old uncle bagged one.
My mom hit a huge coon last night. I went out to see what was left of it this morning and it looked like someone dumped a can of alpo on the road.
@Aloysius_son - I thought the Bills were from Toronto. Maybe you should take to twitter and blame the Almighty for the Bills problems.
Apostate jews - they have a laugh.
LOL Happy Hanukkah
The Batman one is fucking hilarious, man.
Great stuff.
great stuff! thanks for the smiles!
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