I think Miley sounds like a truck stop waitress who smokes 3 packs of cigarettes a day and does a side job of offering handies and mouth hugs to truckers in the truck driver lounge...but that is probably and insult to truck stop waitresses who smoke 3 packs a day and offer handies and mouth hugs to truckers in the truck driver lounge.
Did I ever mention how when I was in grade school we had Secret Santas in all the classrooms and this mentally unstable kid somehow got the name of a girl he had a crush on and even though Achy Breaky Heart had been collectively erased from the nation's memory he decided to sing his very own version of it for a special homemade Christmas present for this girl. He recorded himself singing the song 90 straight minutes...actually two 45 minute sessions, he only took a break to flip the tape. Well the girl was mortified because some of his lyrics were about marriage and certain acts that are only acceptable within the confines of marriage. And this girl was so mortified that she gave the tape to a friend who listened to it and then when school was pack in session the friend handed the tape to the bus driver to play on the bus's stereo system. Yes, they listened to the whole tape. So did I ever tell you that? If not, then go re-read what I just wrote.
I was sitting in a bar a while back with a few of my grade school classmates and they started making fun of mullets and I shouldn't have mentioned it but I did because I needed them to come back to earth. They all had mullets in grade school. In my class of 10 students, 6 had mullets. The girl just had long hair but anyway...mullets. Santa has a mullet
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yeah right.
Her and Ricky in the same week?
Obvious troll is obvious.
If only it were true.
I. fuckin. wish.
Plus - that says it was on her way to film hannah montana the "upcoming" series. She's done with that now.
This is an old rumor.
Oh, bite me! That's not true. Yahoo! would be FLOODED with reports of that if it were true.
Sigh, miley hater.
You must be time traveler! Nice! I mean, since it says she died early Friday morning and it's only Thursday!
I neither hate nor love her. At least, I don't believe I feel these towards her.
I luff Miley.
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas -
You wish?
@ItIsAllGravy -
Ricky died?
@socialdemocracyforall -
I just want to watch the world puddi
@godfatherofgreenbay -
http://thetheologianscafe.xanga.com/737263451/rip-dearricky/?=itemrelated
Of course, those who are his Facebook friends say otherwise.
@ThePrancingPony -
The funny thing is back in the day when I was smoking salvia I never had those reactions.
@sassypenguin -
well I guess I have room for improvement. My Johnny Depp obituary fooled more people.
@ShamrockLover -
yeah, I was sort of trying to change all the talk of genitalia.
@X_no_one_like_my_lover_nick_X -
Of course it's not true. It was just something to liven up the atmosphere here.
Ahh...so was the mission accomplished?
@xx0behindthesmile -
U mad???
@MyxlDove -
damn...you are exposing my secrets.
@Rainboxx -
I am mixed about her. I hate how she acts when so many consider her a role model.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
-Gotcha
@KickingSheep -
U mad???
@ShamrockLover -
No, I am seeing so many posts on vaginas and penises but oh well I will just live under my bridge.
What will we do without her?
Now I'm depressed.
Actually now that I think about it...her speaking voice gets on my nerves...so life's good.
oh crap, a true loss to humanity, our culture and western civilization in general.
thought hannah montana was canceled.
And i believe this how? lol
poooor Miley... she doesn't bother me all that much, her dad actually bothers me more... him and Taylor Swift
Damn...is it true?
Oh how I wish it were true...
@adamswomanlost -
I think Miley sounds like a truck stop waitress who smokes 3 packs of cigarettes a day and does a side job of offering handies and mouth hugs to truckers in the truck driver lounge...but that is probably and insult to truck stop waitresses who smoke 3 packs a day and offer handies and mouth hugs to truckers in the truck driver lounge.
@UR_MUSE -
Years from now, "Party in the U.S.A." will be the national anthem.
@NightlyDreams -
I have no clue.
@Hinase -
It says yahoo so it has to be true, right?
@Peridot21 -
Did I ever mention how when I was in grade school we had Secret Santas in all the classrooms and this mentally unstable kid somehow got the name of a girl he had a crush on and even though Achy Breaky Heart had been collectively erased from the nation's memory he decided to sing his very own version of it for a special homemade Christmas present for this girl. He recorded himself singing the song 90 straight minutes...actually two 45 minute sessions, he only took a break to flip the tape. Well the girl was mortified because some of his lyrics were about marriage and certain acts that are only acceptable within the confines of marriage. And this girl was so mortified that she gave the tape to a friend who listened to it and then when school was pack in session the friend handed the tape to the bus driver to play on the bus's stereo system. Yes, they listened to the whole tape. So did I ever tell you that? If not, then go re-read what I just wrote.
@Pennington_Hall -
No, although I wish she would go away and I have a feeling her little smoke drama will keep her away for some time.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I don't know..lol
@emily_shannon -
she will outlive the cockroaches that survive nuclear holocaust.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
@godfatherofgreenbay - yes, you just did.
... and, see that, nothing good ever comes from anything involving Billy Ray... 
@Peridot21 -
Well nothing except an awesome haircut
If this happened, there might be a national mob of Miley fans looking for the driver.
@godfatherofgreenbay - ha right, that goes without saying... =P
@xchinkylaydee -
That girl that filmed Miley smoking has received so many death threats she had to close her twitter and facebook.
@Peridot21 -
I was sitting in a bar a while back with a few of my grade school classmates and they started making fun of mullets and I shouldn't have mentioned it but I did because I needed them to come back to earth. They all had mullets in grade school. In my class of 10 students, 6 had mullets. The girl just had long hair but anyway...mullets. Santa has a mullet
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