December 21, 2010
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Guys, does this happen to you too?
CURSED HOVER HANDS!
You know you want to touch but you just can't do it because you might TOUCH FEMALE FLESH! It's just so much to process and you may blow a load in your pants or have your hand awkwardly slip to some other personal area. I am guilty of this and I guarantee if I ever attend one of those Xanga meet-ups all the photos that feature me you will see hover hands.
Why, oh lord, can't I be more like this guy?
Comments (52)
titty grab!
dude where do you find this stuff?
nevermind. don't tell me, i don't want to know.
LOLOLOL
I have a picture from prom of me and a girl and my hand is all awkward like that...wasn't because I was about to cream my dress, though. LOL
That last picture is hilarious.
@ShimmerBodyCream -
If only Santa would give me that present but I'm sure Santa would take his shirt off for me.
@complicatedlight -
HOVER HANDS!
@KickingSheep -
OK so maybe it doesn't work for girls but for guys...yes
That guy looks like a Jersey Shore reject
@godfatherofgreenbay - that's...yeah. thanks, man.
@ShimmerBodyCream - more like titty-pop-like-a-balloon.
Hahahaha. Omg. This post legit made me laugh. That's awesome. Pictures are golden opportunities to grab titties. It's like the one time you're allowed to just grab a stranger's tit and it's okay. I don't let opportunities like that slip away either. Hover hands, haha. So creepy.
Hover hands is my middle name. I've been hugged and it feels even more awkward. So weird. Some guys hug hug and never let go. I can't bring myself to do it. You need to help me. I think it is....eating away at my self esteem. Well, that guy has his own set of boobs which are significantly bigger, so he can touch whatever he wants.
Sad in a HUGE sense. I've taken photos with men who do exactly this. And I'm so cool as hell that they don't need to do that stupid hovering hand crap. I wish I could blow on all the nerds and give them the confidence they need.
Hover hands look creepy.. I don't think I've ever been in a picture and the guy has done that. Usually my guy friends go in for bear hugs.
@stoic_asylum -
See if I try something like that, a federal case is made of it and I end up getting slapped
@WondersCafe -
I went to church one time and the pastor's wife went around hugging everyone. She came to me and I tensed up and it was just so weird. I don't think hugging should be part of church services.
@SignificanceOfTheMightyClit -
Well I need a boost of confidence and that is sort of what I asked Santa for as seen here.
@xx0behindthesmile -
Ah yes the bear hug, I had a friend explain why he enjoys bear hugging girls
@godfatherofgreenbay -
and why is that?
You hugged the wife? Shame on you! :p
I've had my hand hover away from my arm. That was quite painful.
@xx0behindthesmile -
Pressed chests together and then when drawing away from embrace hands slid under arms to cop a feel...yeah, us guys are perverts
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Oh..that explains a lot. Hm. My guy friends always give me bear hugs. I'm gonna have to see if that's what they're doing next time.
@WondersCafe -
No, hands were firmly planted on my hips as I said "ugh" and made this face.
@Rob_of_the_Sky -
were you driving your hovaround?
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Yes I did. It's sad, I used to be able to drive a hovercraft.
lol I don't think I've experienced that with any guy or girl but I tend to be more of a touchy feely person anyway. So if anyone acts weird when I'm hugging or something I tend to joke with them.
@sw33tw3asl3 -
I guess I've sat through too many sexual harassment classes to know that I should not be touchy feely
LOL.....did you ever think that maybe the guy is just being polite and not touching the woman? My bf was like that when we first met. He wouldn't touch me until I gave him the sign that it was okay to do so.
LOL i know. I have it bad too.
I was never so lucky as to take a picture with any female to have that happen.
@X_no_one_like_my_lover_nick_X -
OK maybe they are polite but I don't think that explains me.
@lil_fire_bella -
It really sucks
@mynameisblueskye -
You haven't lived.
are they feelng akward or what/
i dont understand.actually
@smallcitygirl -
I think from my experience it is an awkward feeling. I guess I find it hard to touch girls that I am unattached to if that makes sense.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
that means guy will never simple touch any girls including girls they are not attached to?
i learn a new thing today:)
funny as ever over here I see!
Lmao! Sad, yet adorable!Even though some of them guys are really attractive so I don't fully get how they could be THAT shy
LOLLLLLL. after all of the other ones, the last picture was hilarious.
You'd probably be slapped for it, that's why (but then if you thought that way you'd think, What a way to be slapped!). There's nothing wrong with an arm and a hand around the waist, just make sure comfy, protective vibes are in the touch, not creep vibes. Oh, and is that Elin Nordegrin?
haha too funny.
@smallcitygirl -
I guess for me if I am shy and attracted I will have problems
@Diva_Jyoti_3 -
thank you
@nov_way -
If a guy feels out of his league, the hover hands appear
@ivarahBharavi -
Yeah, it just doesn't fit or maybe it's just the sheer contrast. The other guys are afraid or so it seems to touch a shoulder and then that hulk grabs something else
@POETIC_ISIS -
I don't know who that is, I just googled, "guy grabbing girl" and that was one of the safest images. Oh that is impossible for me since I give off nothing but creep vibes.
@darkwolf2x4 -
thanks
That last pic? He has bigger boobs than her.
@MelFamy -
Maybe I don't want to be entirely like him, just have his testicular fortitude.
Nope. I don't have hover hands. That is why the ladies love me and men get freaked out by me.
@Aloysius_son -
Yeah I would want men to have hover hands around me
Hahaha, wow awkward... I never really understood why guys do this. LOL Don't half-ass a hug =P If you go for it, go for it all the way. LOL that sounds kinda perverted. But yeah, if she agreed to take a hugging picture with you, then yes, you may touch her. =P
@mZdejavuZ -
Hmmm thanks for the tip, I will have to see if I ever get to use it. Maybe I should post some of my hover hands although I'd probably have to put up a NSFW warning