December 28, 2010
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Shallow Meanderings Of A Confused Male
I really didn't know what to put for a title because it's just another photo dump.
This wasn't the nose picking girl I saw but that is so...not hot.
I never saw Scrubs and I don't think I'll ever watch. Zach Braff is such a creep.
He will be greatly missed.
Game of the year, right there. I play Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and try to get my character dressed like a cop and then I get him as big as I can. Then I steal a cop car and pretend Carl went mad after Steve Urkel destroyed his house one too many times.
I do say, good gentle lady, wouldst thou give me a kiss. It shall be an electrifying experience.
And grandma wants to get run over by the rest of the party. This is why I don't go to family functions.
Picnic Table is one of my favorite punk bands. I wonder if anyone will actually understand that one.
MMMM taste the rainbow.
Just for further reference, TSA is not required to give it a lick to check for bomb making materials.
Your mind has now been blown.
The whole time I watch Finding Nemo, I kept thinking that they would be delicious.
How to properly save some one from a burning building and win $20,000 and a shot at the heavyweight championship.
LEGO...helping us reenact all of life's tragedies.
Playing games with Jules Winnfield isn't that fun.
I'm thinking of turning this one into a Christmas card and sending it out to my family next year.
I read a post today about how people didn't like it when people said the rebel flag was a symbol of hatred but it was a symbol of culture. I was thinking of doing a post about a symbol from my culture.
Yeah, I totally should do that post.
Who knew carrots could be so fun?Until next time, keep it real Xanga.
Comments (54)
Lego is indeed fun and no doubt, keepin' it real!
Why are you so dirty, jew?
That gal stuck her finger all the way up. Wow that was far up there. I bet she could have felt her brains. The Nemo pic disturbs me.
snar!
Hahaha, omg, that was such a great post! =P That Family Matters/Call of Duty one is hilarious... I used to watch that show all the time. And wow, that TSA photo is just... horrible. I haven't been through airport security for a while, but hopefully next time I travel, I don't have to go through something like that...
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i just don't understand the carrots.
@BranmacFeabhail - me either. they guys are spraying them all over her face. what's up with that?
weird culinary technique....it was far too early/late to see this. about as funny as someone with aid of said http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/bachelordolls.htm walking up asking you if you want cream in your coffee.
First photo is so damn gross.
Where do you get this stuff? I may have asked that before.
The Hitler "shower" one, and the one with Nemo are so messed up. Sadly, I still laughed. I know I shouldn't!!
@BranmacFeabhail -
Yer joking, right?
OH MY GOD! HERE COMES THE CARROTS!!!!!! OH NO!
Scrubs is funny though. I enjoyed it.Though this is quite a funny post. I might have to rec it..just because I'm laughing so hard from it. The carrot bit got me. Who knew they could be that much fun lol
Yeah, you should do a post about a symbol from your culture and heritage. I thought about doing a similar post, but I don't have too much German heritage (and I didn't even know I had any German heritage until just recently).
On an unrelated note, have you ever noticed that the actor who plays Carl Winslow almost always played a cop in all of his roles?
Great post! But why why why Nemo, one of the first movies that gave me hope fish were cool.
@windoftheforest -
I once saw a site that was LEGOs reenacting Bible stories...very interesting.
I think I am dirty because I am alone and have no other outlet for my dirtiness.
@WondersCafe -
The girl I saw the other day didn't have that reach.
@Diva_Jyoti_3 -
Thank you, glad you liked
@mZdejavuZ -
When I was in college and had 1st hour class, my roommate and I would always watch Family Matters when getting ready for class. It was so weird to start a day with Urkel but then they restarted the episodes and it got boring because the first season is primarily Urkely free. How that series made it without Urkel, I'll never know.
I am fearful of flying. Just because someone tried to make a bomb with their underwear shouldn't mean they need to feel my junk and my underwear.
@BranmacFeabhail -
Well that is admirable
@complicatedlight -
come on, you know
@I_once_was -
Interesting...I did find a balloon fetish site last night.
@Rainboxx -
yes it is but she is rather attractive, almost like what happened to me
@In_Reason_I_Trust -
I just surf around the net and find random photos. I know that shower one is really bad but then Hitler was a bad guy and I can just imagine him joking about that shit at the height of the Third Reich.
@Hinase -
Yeah that carrot one made me laugh so hard the first time I saw it so I thought I would share. I thought about posting one of what it is parodying but I wanted to keep my rating under ex.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Well yeah, she's attractive. She's my type, I'd make out with her if only she isn't so busy licking her booger off her finger.
@Rob_of_the_Sky -
I have an odd distinction in my German heritage and it's not something I'm proud of but if people are going to say that the rebel flag and confederacy is a cultural symbol then I can say the Nazi flag is an acceptable part of my culture.
I have only seen Reginald VelJohnson in one role where he wasn't a cop and that was on that new show on TBS called Glory Daze. He played the father of one of the frat guys. They never established his job but it was probably a cop. According to wikipedia he was a high school classmate of Ron Jeremy.
@godfatherofgreenbay - gfgb=pwnd.
@sw33tw3asl3 -
I guess it's because of all the fishing I've done. I've thought fish were more tasty and deadly than cool. I saw Jaws one too many times.
Didn't like carrots before am definitely not liking them now....
@NightlyDreams -
lol
also, the nose thing is just disgusting. i mean, everyone does it, but no one needs to see it.
Good show as always
What the fuck is that guy vomiting? Lots of strawberry margaritas? You got me.
@CleteusMaximus -
I haven't had it but maybe it's that 4 Loko stuff that hit the news a few months ago. A brewery around here produces it or maybe they contract brew.
@BranmacFeabhail -
That could go for so many things.
lol @the flags bit. Exactly. The one with Eddie Murphy is all kinds of wrong; it's great. Same thing goes for the carrots bit. Keep on wondering @the punk band thingy..and, one more thing: my mind!! It has been blooooooooooown! :O oh, no.
@nov_way -
I have seen a few others like that Eddie Murphy one. I want to put them in the celebrity round up to see if anyone pays attention.
The carrot one is a favorite despite not being a favorite if that makes sense.
This may help with the punk band.
I can't look at facebook the same way.
Somehow, it does make sense. Just a little.
I can see the letters in that picture, I guess; nothing more. Also, It reminds me of Japan!
As for FB.. this is what comes to my mind whenever I think about it: That Mark Zuckerberg's nightmare. So that picture is a lovely change.
LOL I'd definitely play Carl On Duty
@nov_way -
Well that "picnic tables" one is just the dead kennedys logo rotated.
@Shining_Garnet -
I would love to be able to play as Urkel whenever he blew something up I'd scream "Did I do that?"
@godfatherofgreenbay -
lololol I'm soooo glad that I don't recall seeing it logo ever before 'cause, otherwise, it would be so lame of me for not recognizing it. haha. Thanks.
How'd she get her finger up her nose to far....=O
NEMOOOOOO!!!!
@KickingSheep -
Well actually your finger would come out the back of your throat. When I was younger I played with these long balloons that my dad gave out advertising his shoe store. Well I shoved one up my nose and pulled it out of my throat but I learned the hard way, I had bad cold and my mom took me to the doctor and he found that my nostrils were packed with balloons.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
O_O Wow, I'm so ashamed to say that I'm behind on the news right now. I didn't know somebody made a bomb with their underwear... Wow... I don't know if this is accurate, or maybe I'm relaying the information incorrectly, but I also heard that some women were made to implant bombs in their breasts...
Lmao at the carrot gif! I saw the video in a youtube series, hilarious
@mZdejavuZ -
I think that underwear bomb was last Christmas time. I have heard that part of the reason why they are getting so personal with people is because of the possibility of underwear bombs as well as carrying bombs in the breasts.
@ccRowp -
Oh that's cool. I hadn't seen it before. If you like that one watch this.
lol great stuff!
@anth0nyc -
thanks
Where else can one find a booger-eating girl and a girl sucking down carrot jizz in one place?
Lmao! isn't she the receptionist from The Office?
@ccRowp -
And that is why I love it, her name is Ellie Kemper...yeah I know about her
@lonelywanderer2 -
I think there has to be some other Xanga that features that but it may not be carrots.
Yeah she's cool! Check this about the carrot gif
Mm! Taste The Rainbow!
@SignificanceOfTheMightyClit -
I have another one for next week that may be a better example of Taste the Rainbow.
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