@Automaton_Emotion - 

Invest your internetz so you can accumulate more internetz!

@Shining_Garnet - 

I think of that every time I hear that word and you probably can guess what I think when I hear the term "abreast".

@adamswomanlost - 

Yeah that was one of my grandfather's fedoras. I used it as a young child to pretend I was Indiana Jones. Hell I still do but it doesn't fit.
I think because I no longer allow my cats to sit on top of my computer, they have taken to either sleeping next to me or sitting on the desk. A few days ago she was laying in the ctrl button and every time I scrolled with my mouse the text got huge. It took me a bit to realize it was because of the cat.
Yep, that is me singing. I tried to get it so I had music but I kept running back and forth and well it got me winded and I sang with nothing and risked being off key or screwing it up which I did but oh well.
Well to be honest I heard the joke after church so it wasn't like the pastor said it.

@nov_way - 

I try to be innocent some times. I think I actually first heard that joke in 7th or 8th grade and knew it right away. I also remember sitting in the cafeteria at lunch and a guy told a joke he heard on the radio that he seriously didn't understand. "How do you get a pound of meat out of a fly?" "You unzip it." The teacher heard and he blew up.
I am glad you enjoyed and didn't run from fear.

@POETIC_ISIS - 

You win! I have been told I look younger than what I am but sadly I am starting to be able to buy liquor without them asking for my I.D. so I guess to cashiers I look like I'm over 35. When I was 16, I bought beer without getting asked but that was awesome and then I go to a buffet and asked if I want the kid's price.
You know I've been told this before. That when I speak in a foreign language I don't speak with an accent meaning that I sound like I am supposed to be speaking that language. One time at my tourist job, I get a phone call and the people are speaking Russian so I make a few sentences and get the Russian girl I work with...it was her parents. They thought I was Russian and thought I was ignoring them. Maybe I will have to make some more videos.

@klberry514 - 

You know I was a former minister and people came to me for confession.

@bluepillorredpill - 

HAHAHA...A Woody sippy cup...no way would I let any of my kids put their lips on Woody.

@musicmom60 - 

I figured it was about time to "reveal" myself since I am trying to get a Xanga meet-up in the Dells this spring/summer.
I had a great grandmother that thought the world was on the verge of apocalypse because our church no longer offered German services. I knew smatterings of the language and then I got to high school and took it and it seemed like it was equal with my English.

@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - 

YES! Way better than Skittles.

@KickingSheep - 

I knew you'd like that one.

@Automaton_Emotion - 

Lets reveiw:
Step 1: Acquire 1,000,000 Internetz
Step 2: Invest 1,000,000 Internetz
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit!

Yep, that 3rd step is always a dozy.

@Peridot21 - 

My hands were so wet because I was so nervous and I was pretty fidgety throughout. Well it is my first one well actually second, I never posted the first one I did. It's still marked as private on youtube.
Kiki is actually sitting there right now because Lua is in the broken chair that I couldn't toss because they use it as a "bed". I had to move Kiki a little so I had room for my hand to type on the keyboard.

@sw33tw3asl3 - 

Awesome, that is great I'm not turning people to stone...whew...wipes brow.

@theladyofabundance - 

ah, you have great eyes. I purchased the Star Wars trilogy at a library book and video sale this past summer. Then underneath those are dvds from one of my favorite shows, Bullshit. I have to pile stuff around my tv because one of my cats crawls behind there and chews on and unplugs cords.

That sea urchin thing...I don't know what it's supposed to be but I made things like it in grade school. It's a Styrofoam ball poked with toothpicks and then sprayed in that fake snow stuff.

Oh I have seen some horrible vagina tattoos. I have never quite understood why people draw genitalia so crudely but then as I saw on a Family Guy, it's using the most ugly part of the male body on the most ugly part of the female body.

@Peridot21 - 

Aww you are too sweet and yes my cats have personality. Today Lua really showed her personality. I went to bed and slept downstairs because my back was killing me. She slept next to me on the couch from about midnight until 7AM and then she stayed there and every time I left and came back she was in the same spot. I don't think she moved until about 4 so what is that 16 hours. Then she was wired and did nothing but run around the house. Kiki just sat on my computer desk staring at her. I almost had to lock Lua up because she kept jumping behind my computer and chewing on cords. I don't know what it so special about those cords.

@adamswomanlost - 

Thanks, it took me awhile to do this. I probably had my webcam before I started having computer issues. I actually made one of them but never made it public because I didn't know what I should do or what this was all about or how people would accept me.
Thank you so much for your kind words.

@mZdejavuZ - 

Because I'm a rascal

@hilaw - 

The thing with doing this is that it takes me longer than actually typing. You have to record it then upload which is a pain and then you have to wait for youtube to do whatever it is youtube does to encode it. In the time it took me to produce those I probably could have done something productive like got into some Xanga drama.

@Rainboxx - 

OK you got me. I knew it.
Sweet, I need someone to take me back in time because there are things I'd like to change.
Well isn't it obvious who my crush is/was? I said it was you.