January 6, 2011
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ADHDDAAADHDNTMABD Awareness
Fucking Mythbusters
I'd much rather watch this than Snakes on a Plane but that's because Alan Rickman is so money.
Someone really needs to shut up Zach Braff.
I could really go for a girl drinking a Sprite right about now.
uh-oh...I'm running out.
Insulting through music...how novel...and don't hate on me.
And why you came here...
Comments (59)
OH, YES. The karaoke story!
Oh, yes. I know that song. Yes, that song.
You get me closer to God. <== That song.
I think you need to actually sing it. I don't think I has a proper idea of how it went down.
You were sitting IN a gutter...
And I am disappointed. Your voice is not bad. Hmph.
People were really offended by Closer? Next time you're piss drunk, you should sing Slave Screams.
I definitely feel more aware. Thanks for sharing!
Also...
WHY DID I NOT THINK OF SNAPES ON A PLANE?!
So deeply disappointed in myself.
I used to have a t-shirt that said "hold me, I'm a fermata."
How embarrassing.
I know what those notes spell.
On the last video...I forgot to say...I like your accent. So, you cleared the room with your singing? Sweet!
I like your Russian speaking and accent, too. Ah...we say "in bed" or "in the bathroom" after our fortunes. 
That IS fun! 
Hmm...I think I have that condition/disorder, too! It's nice to know I'm not alone!
You have a good night, too, M.!
HUGS!
hahahahah good one! Are there meds for that>?
@Automaton_Emotion -
I also remember another time doing karaoke sober and someone signed me up for a song by Barbara Streisand...it was something like "I'm a Woman". That was so much fun because I turned it into Screamo. This one dirty old man heard me sing "Closer" on a different occasion and every time they had karaoke he signed me up to sing it.
Yes, in a gutter. I walked to the end of the block, couldn't keep my balance with one foot on the sidewalk and one foot in the gutter so I sat in the gutter. One of my drunk friends with me laid on the sidewalk.
I think the last karaoke song I did was something by Dead Milkmen or Bob Dylan.
@com_pose -
How about Scherzo-phrenic? Let's Get Bizet?
@Automaton_Emotion - I'm a little ashamed of myself too. And I'm the world's oldest Harry Potter fanatic. Jeez.
@adamswomanlost -
AWESOME! My hope in humanity hasn't been shattered. There is someone out there that still can read notes.
That was something I forgot to mention. I have been told that when I speak in these foreign languages that I don't have an accent and sound like I am supposed to sound...strange. So this means I've done two of these and have used 4 different languages.
Yeah...good night to you too...I almost forgot I was tired.
@Diva_Jyoti_3 -
Thanks...no known cure but the doctor suggested gas-x...;)
@com_pose -
lol! because I'm a choir nerd I would wear that shirt with pride. it's so hilarious.
@Sionainne -
mind blown
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I used my knowledge of "FACE" and "EGBDF" = EveryGoodBoyDoesFine to figure out what it said. I'm sharp, huh?
I have no accent myself, but would like one. I once saw a band play (they were Americans). And they mentioned that their head sound guy was from Australia, so after the gig I went and found the sound guy and asked him some questions...ha...I just wanted to hear his accent. 
I can detect your Wisconsin accent. And when you spoke Russian and Jewish it sounded good to me.
all right and now for my comment on this post.
good God. that song is fucked. lol.
@adamswomanlost -
i found a fortune in the snow a few days ago. it read: your friends will be more cooperative than usual. and of course i might add the standard "in bed" but only BECAUSE IT CAME TRUE.
LOL! Nice, good post!
And yay! You did another Motion Picture Captured by a Webcam Blog =P I foresee you doing more of these in the future! 
HAHA @ ADHDDAAADHDNTMABD! =P
Excellent choice on the song dude. NIN are awesome! ADHDDAAADHDNTMABD sounds like serious stuff btw. XD You could totally pass for a Russian!
Now I have a good morning smile. May all your fortune cookies come true, in bed.
Thanks. I needed ALAN Rickman's first name to go into this morning's NY Times crossword puzzle.
I just love this blog.
The music thing's pretty clever. Except, only someone who can read music would get it. It took me a few seconds to get the second message. "You're a fag." Nice.
omg! omg! it was meeee...... right?! about the fortune cookies?? lol =P ... great motion picture web cam thingy once again ... shoot, i had all kinds of things i was gonna comment about and now the only thing i can remember is giggling at "shaking my tookus" =D
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas -
I think the best karaoke performance I ever gave was singing "Touch Myself" by The Divinyls and I changed up the lyrics. "Every time I think about myself I touch myself" "Every time I look at Playboys I touch myself". Yeah...lame but the bar folk liked it.
@complicatedlight -
See "in bed" makes the fortunes better and more accurate.
@mZdejavuZ -
Oh I was thinking that maybe you read that part about doing more of these on a fortune cookie fortune but I don't know how I could do one from bed.
glad you enjoy
@ccRowp -
I remember once upon a time dying my hair black and I had my goatee, dressed up in a fancy suit, slicked back the hair, lit a huge cigar, spoke with a Russian accent, people I was close to thought I lost my mind but everyone who didn't know me thought I was a Russian philosopher. I never told them my name but if asked I would have probably said Sergei Jackov.
@POETIC_ISIS -
Well I am glad I have people smiling and not storming my house with pitch forks and torches.
@twoberry -
Wow, I am glad I could help with the crossword. I never knew my Xanga could help with that. I am glad you enjoy this place.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength -
Yeah, I happened across those music pics on a cousin's facebook. When I first saw them I thought he was just another dorky music professor and then I realized what the second one said. I laughed. When I graded students music homework, I put a staff on their paper and then the note was their letter grade.
@Peridot21 -
I was going to say the screen name but I didn't know if you wanted that. I know what you mean about making comments. There was so much more I could say and then I realize it's 10 minutes so that is why it ends abruptly. I actually made a word doc with an outline of what I wanted to say. How nerdy is that?
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Lmao at Jackov!
@com_pose -
LOL Sounds like the coolest shirt, ever to me.
I had one that had alto, tenor, bari, and soprano saxs on it, and it said "Group sax" LOL
I'm still amused by the music pictures.bahahahagguvbhhergdhahaha.
@KickingSheep -
HAHAHA...group sax
@godfatherofgreenbay - aw thanks, that was nice of you, but it would have been okay (i think lol) ... and, noooo, that's not nerdy, i would defiantly have to do the same. =)
IN BED, right?
@Peridot21 -
If I didn't make an outline I'm pretty sure I'd still be talking because I'm definite like that(so if we use defiantly for definitely then defiant has to be used for definite)
Me likes the way you sing. Mmhm. And, gosh, you have a gift when it comes to languages! Also, you have some of the most amusing stories I've ever heard, so, yeah... I disagree with the second half of the diagnosis @NTMABD. Have a pleasant evening, Mat. =)
@nov_way -
I am going to have to share more of my stories but then I've told a lot here like the story of Old One Nut, the best wedding ever, how I got in trouble when I lived in Philadelphia so my mom sent me to live with an aunt in California.
xD I guess my mom was unfortunate for not having the option of doing the same. I wonder what kind of trouble you got yourself into, though. ;P
@godfatherofgreenbay - "still be talking" lolol ... and, yes, definite for defiant, makes perfect sense to me!
lol I was diagnosed with adhd but maybe he didn't give me the proper diagnostic becuse I think I might have what you have ;P
@Peridot21 -
And I'm pretty sure I'd defiantly finish up right about now because I'm definite like that...words are fun
@sw33tw3asl3 -
Yes, I hope you find a cure for it because it can be a real downer on life but then sometimes my illness makes life worth living.
Snapes on a plane, that's funny lol
@Shining_Garnet -
Like others have said, why didn't I think of that earlier?
@godfatherofgreenbay - haha ...yes indeedy
Hey Matt is that you on the video?
I cracked up when I saw Snapes on a Plane. That Sprite girl is weird though.
@kachino -
Yes that is me in my Tim Tebow hating glory.
@xchinkylaydee -
That is actually from a German Sprite commercial. They certainly have odd commercials over there.
Your post-its never came? I guess they failed you. -.-
So you saw the bobby darin movie with Kevin Spacey? It was pretty close to the truth....for a movie, I guess.
@WondersCafe -
I will have to give the movie a screening then.
Hahaha. You're so cute.:)
@Rainboxx -
Aww thanks
Yo dude, you are significantly shorter than I imagined. Watching your video I now realize, you have no legs or feet! Gosh, it's no wonder your mind is slightly twisted! I was going to send you a pair of socks for Christmas. Now I am glad I didn't.
@Aloysius_son -
Oh I have feet, they're just incredibly large. I went to the Crocs store today and found out that I need a 4XL Croc.
I always read them as "except in bed" seems more realistic that way.
@TheGiantSlayer -
yeah...that would be more realistic but where is the fun in reality.
Peter Postlewaite dead? BUMMER! a fantastic malicious bad guy in Last of the Mohigans.
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