January 24, 2011
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Fact or Fiction
I have ten statements about myself, five are true and five are false. It is up to you to determine which ones are which.
1. One Saturday, I coached a football game in central Minnesota, hopped in my car and drove 6 hours to Milwaukee to catch a Radiohead show. After the show I drove back to Minnesota where I was to be ordained as a minister the next day. I made it back to my house with time for a shower.
2. As a way to make some extra money I auditioned for a movie this summer and was cast to play Newman in the Seinfeld XXX parody. I got the part but didn't appear in the movie because I was fired because they found out that I am serving a lifetime ban from the pornographic movie industry because my penis is too large.
3. I have had sex in three different towns all sharing the name Watertown.
4. I voted for George Bush in 2000 and 2004
5. I invested in a gum company because I chew so much gum whilst coaching and I am the reason the stock skyrocketed.
6. I quit smoking cold turkey.
7. I saw Weezer in Ames, IA and after the show I was invited backstage because a friend and I were hanging out in the parking lot. Inside I played ping pong with Rivers Cuomo.
8. I once met and hung out with a professional wrestler by the name of Sean Waltman. He was a cool guy and the next year he came to my resort, he remembered me. After I left a wrestling fan came up and demanded him to do his trademarks but he got angry and punched him. I didn't see it happen so I didn't testify.
9. At one time I was the head writer of a comedy series on MTV2 but the show was canceled because of the writers' strike.
10. I have had coffee and donuts with Brett Favre.
I should ask you if you think this one is true.
Yep, that's pretty much what I've been thinking.
You know...it's so true.
Comments (37)
1.3.4.7.9. are trueeee. And the others aren't. i'm that good.
10 7 6 3 1 seem truer than the others. do I get a boobie prize if I'm the worst guesser?
Last picture is truth.
They're all false.
3,4,6,8,10 true. I'm going to waffle on 6 or 7.
1, 3, 6, 7, & 8 are true.
Who the hell would admit to #4?
I am going to guesss that 1, 3, 4, 6, 8 are true.
Oh yes, Obama has fixed everything. I'm loving this oh so apparent change.
@Sionainne -
I wasn't old enough to vote in 2000, but I did proudly vote for him in 2004.
@anonymiaous -
You are good but only 2 are correct.
@I_once_was -
You have 4 correct.
@emily_shannon -
I'm not really understanding how the gas stuff works. When Clinton was president, people were ready to crucify him because gas rose a few cents over the course of a year. When Bush is president only certain people were vocal about the gas prices. Now with Obama I don't hear anyone complaining. I just don't get it. I have written to my senators and congressman about the gas prices and they don't seem to care.
@Rob_of_the_Sky -
No, there are 5 true ones in there
@wrybreadspread -
Of the 5 you guess you had 4 courrect
@Sionainne -
You got 4 correct. #4 is a half truth, I did vote for him in 200 because I really did not like Al Gore. It was like another 4 years of Clinton. I didn't vote for Bush in 2004 because the way he betrayed the Republican party prior to 9/11 made me distrust him. I find it funny how the people who cry that Obama is a socialist seem to forget that people inside the Republican party prior to 9/11 said Bush was the worst thing to happen to America and that he was turning our country into a socialist state. Even FOX News claimed that Bush, just a few months into his presidency was a lame duck president.
@NightlyDreams -
You had 4 correct
@npr32486 -
Well he did change things, he's really stirred up both sides of the aisle against each other. I fear discussing politics sometimes because I fear being assaulted.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Because paying $3 a gallon is a relief compared to paying $4.50 a gallon, as it was for a while here.
A lot of people from where I am were extraordinarily vocal about the gas prices during Bush.
@emily_shannon -
See I can't remember the highest it got here during the Bush administration but the highest it's been lately is $3.12 which it currently is.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
menage a tois for the lead
1, 3, 6, 7, 8, 10 are true.
@nattata -
HEY! You guess 6, there are only 5 that are true. Trying to play a fast one on me, huh?
1, 3, 5, 7, and 8 are true.
????
@adamswomanlost -
You got 3 correct
Pretty good, seeing how it's Monday and all.
Will you post the results?
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Well, if number 9 is somehow true, could you hook me up with a comedy writing job?
1, 3, 6, 7, 8 = true
@ZepBlueEyedGirl -
4...just like Favre (hint)
@Rob_of_the_Sky -
I'll have to post the answers, there is some truth in that one that you guessed.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
1, 3, 6, 7, 10?
Man, I want to know which ones are true!
3,4,6,7,8
^ are true.
@complicatedlight -
3 are correct
3 out of 5 ain't bad. i bet you wrote for MTV2. and 1 is probably true. don't know which to drop, though. ok. drop the bush vote. and the cold turkey. BUT WATERTOWN STAYS.
nah, you didn't write for MTV. you were hanging out in a parking lot after a weezer concert.
Oops, delete 3. lol
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I'm pretty sure it has more to do with what we're used to than who is president.
I used to deliver pizzas in Green Bay during Bush's earlier years, so I paid really close attention to gas prices. Gas stayed pretty much the same most of the time, but when it did fluctuate it was VERY dramatic, so it pissed people off. In Bush's later years, as the economy got worse (and I stopped delivering pizzas, thank god), those fluctuations became more and more common. At first people bitched a LOT, but we've been putting up with them for a few years at this point, and so now I think people just treat it kind of like the weather in Chicago... if you don't like it, wait a few days, it'll change again.
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