January 28, 2011

• Lukewarm Links 1/27

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  I'm here for some more links.  I know a few of you loyal readers love these so I will appease you.  It's just difficult to do this since I have a cat standing in front of me.

  1.  I really don't know how to describe this one.  It's called Catalog Living and is basically a look at how people in catalogs live or at least just their digs.  All I can think of is Fight Club.

  2.  This might be one of my favorite tumblrs of the week.  It's called Godzilla Haiku and is a collection Godzilla photos with haikus.  Godzilla destroys all/All Asians fear Godzilla/he only wants friends...I should so be a poet.

  3.  Have you ever posed for a photo and then when you saw it you noticed that either you or some of the others had a forced smile?  Well here is a collection called Smile Like You're Dead Inside.  I'm surprised I'm not on there because I hate having my photo taken and usually force my smile. And if I don't force my smile the people who pose with me do because I am such a monster.

  4.  Are you looking for a destination for spring break?  Keep Schrute Farms open as a possibility.  It's on Trip Advisor so it has to be legit.

  5.  One thing I miss about Minnesota is the state fair.  They had the best food at that thing and plus Tommy Mischke always was hanging around the food tent and I would give him so much hell.  Anyway all the food seemed like it was on sticks because that was some sort of Minnesota state fair rule.  Well here is a collection of foods on sticks that made me reminisce.  Can you guess which is my favorite?

  6.  Have you ever wondered what other bands and musical acts would look like if they were Juggalos?  Well now you can.  Are you down with the clown?

  7.  I love the internet memes, especially the ones with the multi-colors and the face saying funny things.  Well here is a collection of one of my new favorites...Time of the Month Tiger.  I would never mess with a tiger and never EVER mess with one during that time of the month.

  8.  If you hadn't heard by now, it's Oprah's final season.  She has somewhat of a religious cult-like following and the best way to describe it is to look at these faces of women from the last season of Oprah.  In some of those I can't tell if they're having a religious experience or an orgasm.

  9.  This website claims to contain the best of the internet so you don't have to go searching.  Well I guess that means my job here is done.

  10.  I found this map on National Geographic to be quite intriguing.  It's a map of the most popular surnames in the U.S. by location.  I think all the Amish in my area boosted the Millers and Schneiders.

  11.  Here's a fun game.  It's called Klowdz and they show you pictures of clouds and you draw what you see.

  12.  Here's an awesome website.  It's of a man from Wisconsin named Mark Madson.  I was introduced to him this past Sunday morning on the Madison news.  You'll have to scroll down to the part about the Packer Mobile to see what the news station was talking about.  I first heard of this guy for his truck in the tree but I never knew his name.  I had seen the photo countless places over the internet and had even posted it on my Xanga.  You can see how devoted Packer fans are and that guy is driving his car to Dallas.  He claims it's aerodynamic so he doesn't get cold.  Oh and if you want to celebrate the Super Bowl in style, here's a collection of Packers bars throughout the country.  Steelers fans enter at your own risk.
  
  You know have the song playing in your head and you will always remember this photo.
  
  Hahaha...Americans!
  
  I pity the fool who doesn't get this.
  
  At least they asked kindly.
  
  I should have posted this Tuesday with my motivation post but...weird, I've had pterodactyl porn and now clown porn...I am going to hell.

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