January 30, 2011
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Words have meaning and names have power
Think of answers that start with the first letter of your name:
(Contains gore)
Your Name: Matt, deal with it
Famous Musician: Mozart, Steve Miller, Maroon 5, Matchbox 20,(only because I just heard their song) Muddy Waters (OK maybe not but damn do I love me some Muddy Waters and hell I just might name one of my children Muddy. Only problem is, I’m single. Maybe I should conduct a Xanga contest…Who wants to get knocked up by the godfather and a son Muddy? I do have an idea for a contest but I have the price before I have the actual contest)
4 letter word: Muck, Mire, Mill, Mass, More, Mace, Maze, Mack, Myth (I just got done playing Banagrams…Sunday night playing board games, I’m awesome)
Vehicle: Maserati (It’s like my love style, I’m expensive and very fast. I get over-excited, deal with it.)
TV Show: Man vs. Food, MacGyver, Malcolm in the Middle, M*A*S*H, Mythbusters, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mad Men (I ripped Malcolm in the Middle when it first aired but over time it’s grown on me and why the hell is MST3K no longer on TV?)
City: Madison, Milwaukee, Mankato, Minneapolis (quiet possibly the only cities I’ve needed in life)
Boy Name: Matt, Michael, MacKenzie, Martin
Girl Name: Mattea, Michaella, MacKenzie, Martina
Alcoholic drink: Manhattan
Occupation: Magician, Maid, Model, Milker…all occupations I’ve held or attempted
Something you wear: mittens, muffler, mukluk (yeah, a mukluk, eat it!)
Celebrity: Macauly Culkin, Mila Kunis (I have her on my mind now that she’s no longer with Culkin…damn)
Food: meat loaf, marshmallows, mutton, melon, macaroni (That is one hell of a meal because you ain’t got nothin’ on my mutton)
Something found in a kitchen: masher, mixer, Maytag
Something you do: masturbate, masticate, madden (get angry)
Reason for Being Late: masturbating, masticating, Madden…that video game drives me nuts
Cartoon Character: Mighty Mouse
Something You Shout: MICROSOFT!!!!!! Marry me!
I bet you thought it was my penis.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Looks like Rush Limbaugh and Rosie O'Donnell have renewed their feud.
Hey, you don't need a condom, it's seedless.
Play dead! Good boy!
Hmmmm no wonder Egypt wants someone new.
Strange is, this isn't an uncommon sight.
I think I found my Christmas card for next year.
You'd think they'd realize how they make their toys so sexual.
Hey Charles Barkley, how did you like this post?
Really, I actually laughed my ass off.
Oh well
Comments (32)
Oh, that last one made me laugh so hard I started hacking up a lung. I also like the deer photo a lot.
I remember that type of letter forgetters... someone stoll my name and left me with the I's name a restaurant...I choked and gave up ..burger king... it has an I? ihop ihop ihop in and out burgger ihop ihop I mean tons of encouragement in fairlure
but thank goodness a lot of the animal kingdom has latin names and they SOOOO count 
X-Men, I always knew that the X in there stood for something funny.
fine post, but that graphic after charles barkley is turrible.
it was like you walked right up to the edge...then quietly jumped off.
@methodElevated -
I'm a sucker for classical music jokes. My dad was a band teacher and he loves his classical so I was exposed to a lot of it as a child.
@I_once_was -
I could go for some IHOP right about now
@WondersCafe -
It's amazing how many sexual subtleties are in kid's toys these days.
@complicatedlight -
And this probably explains why I am losing friends and comments
@godfatherofgreenbay -
et tu Mattheus
@I_once_was -
Oh I have to drive and it's snowing and won't stop until Wednesday so I won't be visiting the IHOP any time soon.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
tooty tooty.
I have a tshirt with I'll be bach. For jazz band.
Funny survey! How on earth did they put that watermelon through the condom?
Zombie Bach is...decomposing.
(My bad. I couldn't help myself.)
this is the world's smallest fiddle. can you see it? do not confuse it with a violin. it's a fiddle, matt, playing a song just for you.
as it happens it's an old alan jackson number, and it's called "don't bach the jukebox"
@ccRowp -
It's the opposite of humans, they wait for the watermelon to get small and soft.
@WondersCafe -
I tried to talk a cousin who directs a college band into getting that t-shirt for his band or at least for when his wife gives organ recitals.
@ZombieMom_Speaks -
hahahaha...rimshot
@complicatedlight -
yeah, yeah, yeah...I'm a prick
Love the bread penis!
@sw33tw3asl3 -
If I say I liked the bread penis does that make me gay?
@godfatherofgreenbay - nope just hungry
@godfatherofgreenbay - aw, you know i can't stay whatever it was that i was at you for long.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - FTW
this looks like fun to do! it was fun to read!
i need to say...i'd like to eat your bread. i love bread.
that's a weird survey. I don't think i could come up with too many answers with L so I'm going to skip trying to do it myself. I like your christmas card for next year. And yes I thought that bread was a penis until I scrolled down. and my first thoughts was wth how long is that thing.
Would you think any less of me if I told you I didn't know what a mukluk is?
4-letter word: Moot, mope, meet, mute,
LOL sorry, I like words
@mZdejavuZ -
Mukluks are a type of boot. Here's what wikipedia has to say about them. The strange thing about them is I think they are basically what Uggs are.
Oh more words...I hadn't thought of those especially not meat and meet.
@adamswomanlost -
hahahaha
@NightlyDreams -
I haven't really sent Christmas cards. The last time I actually sent out cards I think I was a freshmen in high school and only did it because I needed to fill time in my nightly study hall.
I'm glad I'm not the only one to think that the bread did look like a penis.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
i like the idea of sending out christmas cards but i'm pretty sure no one would want to see me on a card with my cats dressed up. yes i'm one of those people that love to dress up animals. they just look so cute!
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Ooh I've seen those boots before! Just never know what they were called =P