February 4, 2011
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Lukewarm Links 2/3
Alright I am back and for an 83 year old man that is a good thing. I don't know why I posted that I was 83...to be a dick...to match the age of the person in that profile pic...to make it look like Xanga is more mature...anyway P.T. Barnum once said that a sucker is born every minute. Don't trust everything you read on the internet unless it comes from me but not stating my age. Oh and if you trust everything you read, make sure you check out this website about Mankato, MN. I really love that town but now it's time for links.
1. I like music. I like tacos. Now what would happen if you combine the two? Well you'd get this site that features tacos on album covers. It's so funny because tacos don't belong on album covers.
2. There is someone at Xanga that reminds me of this site. It's called Pretty Colors and all it contains is a collection of pretty colors. BEST WEBSITE EVER!
3. I'm not so much of a fan of Michael Buble...there I said it. But I do enjoy that he is bringing back lounge music and we need more Frank Sinatra in this world. There have been times when I've wanted to see him mauled by velociraptors. Well this website Michael Buble being Stalked by a Velociraptor is helping that vision.
4. I mentioned earlier that I enjoy music. Well some of my favorite acts have put some hidden things in their albums and this article from Cracked exposes some of those Easter eggs. The funny thing is I knew about the Radiohead ones because I am that much of a nerd. Oh and I always knew Aphex Twin was fucked up but that is just seriously insane.
5. I've been having fun with this website, the Yugioh Card Maker. I want to make a deck of Xangans and show up to a Yugioh tournament and be all badass but then are Yugioh even popular any more?
6. Here's a fun website comparing the media's attention to Charlie Sheen and Egypt. I'm really shocked that American news agencies are covering Egypt more than Sheen. Maybe if Carlos has a booze and drug filled orgy with 10 porn stars that will knock a national revolution from air time.
7. Are you looking for a good movie to watch on a date? Well here is a list of movies NOT to watch on a date. I had a former student tell me he took a girl to see Precious. He said that after they left the theater neither said a word. Apparently he didn't listen to my lectures.
8. Bill Murray is quite simply AWESOME! I have always wanted to meet and hang out with him. After reading these crazy stories about Bill Murray hanging out with people, my hope springs eternal.
9. I never really got into Lost but I see my library has all the seasons on DVD so I'm thinking of checking them out sometime. I found this website that features answers about Lost. After reading a few I've questioned whether I want to invest time in the series. Maybe I can make a drinking game out of it. Take a drink when you don't understand what's going on...I'm going to need a liver transplant.
10. I am getting ready for the Super Bowl by debating which team has the hottest fans. Packers are way in front.
11. Steelers fans may like this as will people who just don't give a damn. It's a device to make your pictures have a beard like Pittsburgh Steeler Brett Keisel. I have to admit, I've had fun with it.
12. To help you prepare for the Super Bowl, here's the ultimate fan's guide to the Super Bowl. I love that because there have been a few that I've missed. Oh and as I've stated on the facebook, if it wasn't for the Super Bowl, Americans wouldn't know Roman numerals. Prediction...Packers 28 Steelers 27
The Muppets porn parody, "The Muppets Take on Man's Hard On" never lived up to the hype.
As a die-hard Packers fan it took me a while to figure out what was wrong with this poster.
It's good to see things are back to being uncomfortable in the Haggard household.
America!
It looks like Vince Lombarky has the team ready to go for Sunday.
Comments (35)
Lol. You never fail to make amaze or amuse me with what you find on the internet. Lol
*GASP* NO WAY! You don't like Michael Buble?! Is it because of his irresistibly velvety-smooth voice or is because of his humor? LOL! JK! And yeah, you must be super excited for Super Bowl this year!
I like how the very top of that Ultimate Fans Guide to Super Bowl says "Online School" =P School the n00bs who don't know anything about football =P
It's important education
boob lay come on the name alone is worth his millions and years of fame.
bill murray...stripes time...toss in a caddy shack....who ya gonna call?
tacos... I cooks tacos. ground spiced cow, ...nummy fancy ground cow, chicken, spicy chicken, elk if i have to- not a fan. spicy pork, if you stray into anything past peppers/chili....well you are making sausages.... I like bean tacos in fact I loved that a platter for just before easter at a volunteer gig and it was regular tacos but only been filling lettuce cheas sour cream and tomatoes....it not the end of lent and I liked what heaven sent.
antelop fajita style tacos buffalo, antelop,NO DAMN DEER GROSS.
taco... I like tacos.
hey paltrow ain't exactly chopped liver.
These links are far from tepid. Nice job! Now off to search for easter eggs.
I know what is wrong with the poster (although it took me a while to figure it out!)... large pizza and wing combo..the wing bones would make the pizza way too crunchy!
Haggard family photo...eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Yeah, that's not creepy.
Okay, I give up. What's wrong with the poster?
Ha! I loved so many of these! I don't even surf the web, you always find the best stuff for me to check out and laugh at!
I've always loved Bill Murray and his movies! He would be fun to hang with! The Taco album covers were fun...so were the Movies NOT to watch on a date and the Pretty Colors had my fav color! 
Now that I think about it...I went on some dates to some weird movies. Ha.
Fun stuff "old" man!
HUGS and enjoy the big game!
Grr, once again I can't recommend your post.
(I think it's an internet explorer problem.)
The idea of a website with nice colours is quite funny!
Bill Murray is the man!
Ok pretty colors is a very lame website lol. I feel like I waisted 5 seconds of my life i'll never get back
I like michael buble mostly for the frank sinatra like tunes. i think he probably has a huge ego.
I have to agree with all their picks on movies not to take with a first date. Although even though the dog dies in marley and me i still liked the movie (but i cried during the whole last 30 minutes so i wouldn't want to be on a date doing that. precious is a rape movie so that's kind of obvious not to take a girl to that on a date.
In the first picture is that lady gaga? hahaha
AE rec'd you in her post so I came by and you sure live up to the hype. LOL
The steelers packers thing is biased. Elisha cuthburt is Hotter than all of them at number 9, but they say that the first celebrity on the list is from the packers at number 14. Lost was the greatest show on t.v. until the last 30. min of the series finally.
If you're missing any cats...Rob of the Sky stole them! Yes, I'm tattling on him! Let's put him in the time-out corner!
HUGS!
@Hinase -
yeh I am trying to make my time here pay off
@mZdejavuZ -
I don't know what it is. I can tolerate Buble's music mostly because it's standards from the golden era but once I see him I just lose it and want to punch him. Maybe it's because he looks like a guy I knew in high school that I hated. I know it's a long time to harbor ill-will but that guy...wow...I need to focus on something else.
HOW ABOUT THOSE PACKERS!
@I_once_was -
I make my tacos with ground venison because that's how I roll.
I love Bill Murray but if you ever saw Freaks and Geeks, you'd know that not everyone appreciates Murray.
@complicatedlight -
Yeah but as girls tell me, I should base some of my attraction on personality and Paltrow has the personality of a pile of cow shit.
@distractedbyzombies -
There are a few of those albums that I don't own but have considered buying just because of the Easter eggs.
@spititoutalready -
LOL...I saw another poster advertising the Super Bowl and it had Favre.
@godfatherofgreenbay - yeah i don't know too much about her but from what i do, she seems pretty lame.
@ZombieMom_Speaks -
Brett Favre
I think the Pastor Haggard is trying to tell us he's straight but he's also giving off creepy incest/voyeur vibes.
@adamswomanlost -
Glad you appreciate these. Sometimes I wonder if my work goes for naught.
I have family in the town where they filmed Groundhog Day and every time I visit them I go to the spots where major scenes were shot hoping I can find Bill Murray.
I've always wanted to watch Eraserhead on a date.
@nattata -
thank you so much!
I know some people have problems recommending and it is so strange.
All those simple sites on Tumblr...if I had thought of them I could be worth hundreds.
@Pepin909 -
Yes he is
@NightlyDreams -
I find that color site so funny because it's so simple and then why couldn't I think of that.
I do appreciate Buble's bringing back those old standards but there's just something about him that rubs me the wrong way.
Honestly, that Marley and Me movie had me thinking such horrible things. I half expected that at the end because the dog was such a bad dog that he'd dig his way out of the ground and terrorize the family.
@travel insurance singapore -
well I thought it was Fozzy Bear but I bet it is Lady Gaga.
@rain24u -
thanks, I hope I did live up to the hype
@TheGiantSlayer -
Yeah I watched the finale of LOST and I didn't get it and then I saw the window in the "church" and was like "oh hell here we go". What the heck was the smoke monster?
@complicatedlight -
She is so pretentious. She did a cooking show with Mario Batali and I could only make it through about 3 minutes of her talking and that was two minutes longer than I should have but I was admiring her beauty.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
my opinion of deer is that it is always ode'de frog pond tasting. it is worse than garnishing meals with canned kitty food....and less edible. I avoid eating kitty food.
@I_once_was -
I think it depends on where the deer are harvested. In northern Wisconsin the deer will taste of pine because their diet consists of pine needles but the deer harvested in this area eat a lot of corn and it has a better taste.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I'll try it but as a rI've done tried a lot of deer and no one has won me over yet.