February 11, 2011
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Lukewarm Links 2/10
Wellity wellity wellity another week has passed and I have another round of links for you. I just want to say, I love you, godchildren. You have been a rock for me in some of my recent fits of rage and depression. Thanks for being there for me. It's appreciated. If you want an autograph just let me know. I am also trying to think of a contest. I have the gifts but they won't be great but oh well, it could be fun if I could just think and that is why you should drink large amounts of alcohol in short periods of time like on the night the Packers won the Super Bowl I can't even remember how many bottles of champagne I downed but where was I? Oh yeah, links!
1. If you hadn't heard, the Green Bay Packers won the Super Bowl. There was a lot of activity on twitter surrounding the Packers and here are the top 10 tweets from the Super Bowl. Sadly, none of mine made the list. Oh well, there's always next year.
2. I don't know if you have to be on Facebook to view this one but I'll present it anyway. The Packers are known for their defense and you can use the Packers' defense to help you score. Yes, try one of these Cheesy Weeny Green Bay Packer condoms. I wonder what the reaction would be if a girl I was with saw that. Probably, "Oh my God, is it supposed to be that small?"
3. One of my favorite godchildren---no I don't play favorites, you're all my favorite---introduced me to the wide world of single purpose websites. I found this one doing a search this morning to find out if the Cleveland Cavaliers had won. Did the Cleveland Cavaliers win Last Night? I wonder when it will say "yes"
4. Here's an oldie but a goodie that is still cranking out good material...Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber. Sometimes I can't tell which ones are lesbians and which ones are Justin Bieber.
5. You know, I'm a Christian but certain people on Xanga would say I'm not a "True" Christian. Since when did I need to earn a badge for my beliefs? Not to sound like a piece of trash but I've probably had more training in the Bible than a lot of people who claim to be "true" Christians. The fact is there is no such thing as a "true" Christian. You either are or aren't. Anyway, I sometimes see that the church has become nothing more than a business or a political party and has strayed from anything Christ teaches. That being said, here's a site called Christian Nightmares. It contain things that leaves me scratching my head.
6. Does anyone watch the Today Show? Yeah, that's what I thought so here's a tumblr featuring stuff from the Today Show.
7. The internet has given me plenty of items that once I saw them I could not unsee them. Well this is a collection of those items. No, it's tame stuff especially the one for the Big Ten. When I first saw that a few years after they changed the logo it blew my mind. I wonder how they'll change that once Nebraska joins.
8. Vladimir Putin is a very interesting guy. I once had an employee from Russia who was on the Russian national arm wrestling team and if it wasn't for the photos and medals he showed me I would have never believed him. One of those photos was of him and Vladimir arm wrestling. Putin looks so creepy and he makes everything so uncomfortable so here is a collection of uncomfortable moments with Vladimir Putin.
9. I wonder if anyone will remember why I enjoy this site about baking things inside a cake...man I am so hungry now.
10. If you're like me and crippled because of your loneliness, then you'll like this guide telling you which women you can attain this year. I'm going to start after Valentine's so I don't have to spend any money.
11. Back when it first came out and I was a binge drinker, I used to love watching To Catch a Predator and turning it into a drinking game. I can't remember the rules but rest assured I got blitzed. I haven't seen new episodes of that show in quite some time but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy the creeps. Here's a collection of some of the best screen caps. I think a couple of them would make good profile pics.
12. Over the years I've loved crossover video games, comics, and movies. Who could forget Terminator vs. Robocop or Aliens vs. Predator or G.I. Joe vs. Transformers. Well this is the granddaddy of them all and thanks to one of the godchildren we have Alien vs. Pooh. Oh bother!
*Bonus* I know I've talked about finding a sex tape on a website that features two Xangans. Well here it is. Enjoy!
A BLT...Bacon labia and tits? Actually the well prepared slut wears bacon so she can have breakfast after her one night stand.
It's about to hit the fan in Egypt.
Ummm I'm not sure if I'm ready to take our relationship to that level.
This car runs on saliva.
Radiohead is deliciously awesome.
For Valentine's Day, man, show them that you like, umm, you know, man, like, umm, care.
Comments (25)
LOL @ the Radiohead pictures! That's epic
Good stuff! I'm a crepe...heh.
what the hell is in the heart box???
I don't like #10.
Poor Pooh. I liked #'s 2 and 9 best. But I don't remember why you like things baked in cakes? I know a thing I'd like baked in a cake. 
I went IMMEDIATELY to the BONUS...shame on me.
HUGS!
Rage and depression, ahhhhhhh dude "we" won, and in no small part due to our collective screaming at the TV
Rage and depression are simply not allowed so close to a blessed event.
Liked the tweet about Da Bears
That box of green "candy" is the best Valentine's Day present I could ever imagine.
I am SO glad you're feeling better now. And I would have LOVED to have your autograph; preferably as a tattoo on the inner side of the arm-- yeah. Ok, got carried away. lol @drinking too much of that. I mean, sure, your team won; and for crying out loud you do have the name so you're like, ENTITLED to celebrate in such a way I suppose, but still. Or, perhaps, because you have the name you should've been, like, a role model to others? Am I getting carried away once again? Yes. Oh, well. Off to the links!
LOL @the tweets. Especially the one about some guy being so happy the same way he was when his child was born.
2- I don't have Fb, but it works! And the poem is just.. to the point!
3- Cleveland-Cavaliers-interesting-site: Just love it. xD
4- The Bieber look-a-likes: woooooooooooooooow
5- Yeah. Many of the people who don't have a case and yet love to argue seem to act like that. Then again, I'm sure you already know that. And yeah, that site is plain weird. lol @the "Confession: A Roman Catholic App" thing, though. Interesting stuff. What's even MORE interesting is that I only looked at the first page and all of those things have only been posted one day ago. That site is way too active for my liking. xD But oh well. They do make me feel like a normal person so, that's a plus, I guess. MAYBE that's the point behind said site? Hmm.
6- It's been a really long time since I've last seen the today show. But LOL!! @the definition for a certain word on that site. Sweet!
7- Cannotunsee -- How fitting. Though on the second page there's a picture of spiderman and, well, I don't get their point since the hands were drawn correctly but, meh. Moving on. Love the one about them pokemons xD
8- A complete site dedicated to Putin-- how odd.
9- Cupcakes! O.O
10-LOL @"start making purchases at Kmart" and @ending that paragraph noting how America F. is not included. I'm glad they did that, though. The girl from the coffee shop has some serious potential. For some reason, they all tend to be so cute. I truly love that post's side notes.
11-I..am not familiar with that show @To Catch A Predator so, yeah. Though some of them were humorous.
12- Alien Vs. Pooh: UNSEE. UNSEE! That..was..terrible! lol @the scrtched-out line. The best line. Well that and Tigger's "Operating Hydraulic Exoskeletons" part.Funny how the story started to look like "Alice in wonderland" with that tea party.
Rotfl @the bonus link. Yeah. ...I should've known. <3 the Godchild promises pic.
I DOUGHNUT BELONG HERE! xD Why yes I do!
Thank you for yet another wonderful post, Matt! I hope nothing short of a spectacular weekend is awaiting you. As for today, well, have a marvelous Friday! =D
I am reading along...reading and then I reach...Xangian porn link. I skip over it and then scroll back up to stare at the damn link wondering if it is safe to open in public.
god.. how could you be so cruel as to post that bake things in a cake link?
I totally cracked up at the Cavaliers question.
your posts make me smile.
#4 speaking of Justin Bieber, have you seen that commercial with him and Ozzie Osbourne? ... it's sooo funny ( i just love Ozzie, he's a riot... course, most of the time it's not on purpose but still... ;)
@VeritatisAmans -
That one made me laugh so hard because I consider myself a fan
@distractedbyzombies -
I love that one. Now I must find other songs to make pastry themed.
@BranmacFeabhail -
I don't know the strain but it is the stickiest of the ickiest...some ganja.
@adamswomanlost -
We're programmed that way so of course that is the first one we go to.
I would join the group for #2 but I don't think my circle of church friends would approve...that and I have a lot of former students on the facebook. Can't have them knowing about safe sex.
@ElevenStones -
I know the Super Bowl...sounds like it could be the last with the billionaires arguing money with millionaires. Fitting how the Pack win the first and last Super Bowls.
@vixen_with_a_cause -
It's been awhile so I wonder how much something like that would set a guy back. If it would be cheaper than jewelery.
@nov_way -
Role model? I never thought I'd be considered an online role model.
Great, I'm happy that people could see that Packer page. A friend called me up and said that they have them at a local adult store.
Yeah that Christian site is different. They used to only post photos or stories and not it seems they're posting videos. As for that mobile confession app, I thought I heard it was originally called "Priest in Your Pocket". Good thing they didn't go with that.
The Spiderman one looks like he has two right hands. And the pokemons...they are so sneaky and no wonder Christian groups spoke out against them.
Lucky for me there's a Kmart about 20 miles away.
To Catch a Predator was a show on NBC where they used a sting operation to capture people who tried to get kids to have sex. They would hang out in chatrooms pretending to be kids and then guys would chat them up and ask for sex. I think it was taken off the air because some of the places where they did the stings couldn't get full charges against the people because of how the tv cameras basically convicted them. Also I heard one guy killed himself because of it and the family sued.
Winnie the Pooh is so interesting to me now.
@WondersCafe -
Oh it's a safe link
@spititoutalready -
I am evil like that when I post food related links.
The Cavs...how pathetic are they? And now I can just imagine LeBron James' head is swelling to epic proportions because he seems their failure as saying he was the glue that held that team together.
I am glad you enjoy the posts.
@Peridot21 -
Oh Ozzy...I felt so bad for him at times but he's the perfect poster boy for why people shouldn't do drugs. Sure it's fun at the time but in the future you become a mumbling and bumbling dullard who has to dump water on himself when he performs because he doesn't want people to know that the drug abuse has left him with incontinence.
Oh and I have something about Bieber and that commercial in my celebrity post tonight
I don't think anyone can tell if someone is a true christian or not. Can you see inside people like God? I can't. I can only judge myself because I only know my own insides and what I've done etc. And sometimes I think I judte myself too harshly.
Valamire Putin has had an interesting life. I heard he was in the KGB and then worked his way up into the presidency.
The police cheif in my area has an operation going on kind of like catch a predator. In fact they just caught someone this week. saw it on the news the other day.
@NightlyDreams -
Yeah that is what I am trying to get at. There is no such thing as a "true" Christian because the Bible says that only god can see the hearts of men. Sure we can judge actions and I think what people forget when they say that someone isn't a true Christian is that whole thing about forgiveness and how people are sinners yet saints.
Yeah I don't know if Putin really worked to get into the presidency given that he was a former KGB man. I would have said the same about Bush #1 but Michael Dukakis really screwed up that election and some things from his campaign are basically used as what not to do when running for president.
Oh and how about this for that true Christian bit....the pastor at the church I currently attend has a son that was caught in one of those To Catch a Predator stings a few years ago.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Theres a guy I work with that's also a pastor of a church. He explains it this way. Just becuase a pastor was called to preach doesn't mean his kids and wife were called at all. He's got a sence of humor. You so can't control what your kid does. Or anyone else for that matter. Mistakes are made by everyone.
cannot be unseen is amazing!!! and I laughed so hard at alien vs pooh that I cried
@godfatherofgreenbay - It would help if we knew the dimensions of the plastic mold, but from my guess . . . .
If I counted right, there are 23 nuggets in the box. By the color, it looks mid to high grade. At about $20 each, looks like it would cost a good $460. Ouch
Now were you talking diamonds or CZ?
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