February 12, 2011

  • The time I went in the women's bathroom

    It was during football camp in early to mid August.  It was triple digits and we had a grueling practice and on top of that I woke up about 3 hours before practice started so I could get a workout in beforehand.  I was really trying to make that football thing work.  My dad picked me up from practice to take me home and he wanted lunch so he stopped at McDonald's.  Normally this physical specimen doesn't let McDonald's enter my body but I made an exception....ok, so at that time I was eating there once or twice a week.  Anyway I told him what I wanted and then walked to the bathroom.  I had my head down because I was exhausted.  I entered and thought it was strange that there weren't any urinals in the bathroom so I just shrugged and hit the stall.  I finished and washed and walked out.  As I opened the door a mother with a small child was coming in.  She looked at me with horror and I thought, "Why is she going in the men's restroom?"  Then I saw the sign on the door.  Oh well, I survived.

    And on that note...it's time for cats because it's Caturday.

    Spread the word, people.

    The internet roughly consists of 50% porn, 40% cats, and the rest falls in the other 10%.

    Caturday is IMMORTAL!

    Ninja cat will kick your ass

    You know it's best straight from the tap.

    STAY ON TARGET!

    I really have no clue but I figured some people would really love this one.

    That's what I look like after watching football.

    And I bet you can't figure out what Opera Cat's favorite opera is...if you said "Cats" you're wrong.  It's Pagliacci.

    Yeah, you know it was bound to happen.

    What is the deal with cats and boxes...oops sorry, have Seinfeld on in the background.

    It looks like Socks had his own Secret Service detail.

    Determination

    Valentine's Day is fast approaching.

    It appears that some are sick of Caturday.


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