February 15, 2011
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Obligatory Valentine's Post
Because I this is such a depressing day, here are cards that made me smile. And if you want a Valentine from me, save one of these pictures and print it out and voila you have a Valentine.
And because Xanga allows anti-Semitism to be tolerated and featured on the main page:
And here's one I found especially for someone out there.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Comments (57)
I thought the 1/16 Jew one was hilarious. I threw a "Jewfest" last Friday and just sent that picture to everyone who showed up.
despite this cornucopia of awesome new valentine's wishes, fuck you with a rake was and remains my favorite.
I printed out a couple. We both know you're obsessed with me.
Happy Day, Valentino.
The hand one is for me!
I owe my hand a valentine! 
HUGS!
Love these....I'm sending the Situation one to my kids...ha ha
These Valentines are way funnier than the ones I got from my kindergartners today.
I like how the top story of the news was "you need a heart to live". Somebody better tell Dick Cheney that.
and now i know why they call it "V" day. they weren't meaning valentines....
Hahaha! Laforge is a serious ladies man.
My phasers are set to maximum stunning.
nice job
ahahaha o.m.g. there it is! =P i was scrolling and scrolling and i was like, no that's not it, and no that's not it etc etc etc...... and ack! there he is, ewww! lol funnyyyy! =D
I love this =D The humor on these are amazing. And yeah, I even sent out Valentine Cards like that out to everyone I knew that was single, to get a laugh out of them. Hahaha
Aw, zombie love. The purest kind. We just love you for your braaaaaaaaaaaaaainzzzzz.
EPIC. Some of them made me go "Whoa! That's SO WRONG!" But, I still laughed.
The "All Your Base" and Star Trek Valentines were my favorites.
ha ha.. great ones!
LOVE the cookie monster one. ^.^
I hope you're having a very good week, Matt. =)
hahaha....omg how did I miss this?
i am fascinated by the "my bloody valentine" gif. and the cartoon hitler.
@GodlessLiberal -
was your fest after sundown? If it was then technically it was on Saturday.
@complicatedlight -
I was going to text that to all the females in my cellphone but I figured I enjoy breathing
@Automaton_Emotion -
I hope you had a better one than me which isn't much.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Damn, you're right!
@adamswomanlost -
Yeah that one is definitely one I thought about handing myself...hahaha handing
@musicmom60 -
Yeah I love these. And like you said, they are so much better than the ones you get from students although one year I was given a catalog for mail order brides.
@Rob_of_the_Sky -
He probably had one created by Haliburton so he can live forever.
These are awesome, although I'd probably be upset if I were sent some of these, in which case I'm taking the LOLCAT one and printing it out to me, from you, but you already knew that, didn't you?
@hesacontradiction -
when I see people abbreviate Valentine's Day to VD I automatically think venereal disease.
@Lithium98 -
It's the eye band
@WondersCafe -
Picard is the man
@dmcx2010 -
thanks
@Peridot21 -
When I saw it I thought how much you would love it. Hope that made your Valentine's.
Haha, these are great! Your posts make me miss checking Xanga once in awhile!
@Hinase -
I would have loved to get Valentine's like these instead of the none that I received.
@ZombieMom_Speaks -
Now I know what to call people who say they are only into someone for their brains.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength -
Yeah the 9/11 one pushes the limit when it comes to good taste but if we can't laugh about it then the terrorists have won or so I've been told. Also the one telling me I was awesome was in fact awesome and uplifting.
@methodElevated -
I wonder if people remember the All Your Base meme
@spititoutalready -
thanks, glad you liked
@nov_way -
so far it's depressing but once March rolls around I should be good.
@macphoto -
Last night everyone was going after the one photo instead of the whole post. Oh well, I did get #1 spot which is a first and shows yesterday was a down day at Xanga and that TheologiansCafe didn't post at all.
@sweetboxc00kie -
Yeah the bloody valetine is from The Simpsons. I have been shocked that Itchy and Scratchy never got their own series.
@Melissa___Dawn -
I had a feeling you would...;) hope you had a great Valentine's.
@TiRocKiinPiinK -
Great to see you again. I keep trying to be funny because eventually it has to work out.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I did it mostly through facebook or whatnot. Lol
valentine's day can go fuck itself.
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas -
If it could, Valentine's Day would never leave the house.
@godfatherofgreenbay - it totally did, it was awesome! thank youuuu.
@godfatherofgreenbay - No zinger, makes me sad. Buck up, babysnakes. Everything's half price now!
@Automaton_Emotion -
Well since you want something funny, I'll give you a preview of my next post...I can’t believe Valentine’s Day makes it possible for a guy with a single rose bought at a gas station to get laid.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Hehe. I can't wait to hear your thoughts on Steak & BJ Day.
@Automaton_Emotion -
See that has been something that has risen in the past few years and something with which I am not familiar because I never got to celebrate it because of the whole celibacy thing and other thing
@godfatherofgreenbay - I could maybe help with the steak part of it, but you're on your own when it comes to the rest. It's a start, right?
@Automaton_Emotion -
so you're saying I should start taking yoga?
@godfatherofgreenbay - Ooo, you would look fabulous in yoga pants!
@Automaton_Emotion -
I'd look like I was smuggling grapfruit
One of your best yet ahhaha. I loved it so much I showed this to like, all of me droogsssss. Yepp
<3
@M00nDoll -
Glad you enjoyed and showed these to your droogs. So which one did you select to be from me to you?
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