February 25, 2011
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Lukewarm Links 2/24
Yep, it’s late but I can’t sleep and I went out for supper. Deep fried green beans with a cucumber sauce…years ago when I was a stupid kid, I would’ve thrown up at the notion but I absolutely loved it but then what doesn’t taste good deep fried. I also had me a Spotted Cow…beer is good.
1. Some people like using stock photos for their posts. I don’t but oh well. Here’s a collection of some of the most awkward stock photos. Well I think a few of those could be used for Caturday.
2. Even Newsweek has a tumblr. You really dropped the ball, Xanga Team. You need to get some agency to work on Xanga instead of the ish sites. Herman T. Zweibel could bring a lot of traffic to this site.
3. Do you like awesome photos? Well duh, who doesn’t? Here’s a site called Eyegasms. It’s a fitting name
4. When I was teaching at a high school I vividly remember the contents of my office’s fridge. It was just Mountain Dew. The teacher I shared the office with loved his Mountain Dew and it made the day go by at a faster rate. The other school I taught at had a fridge in the church kitchen and the only thing in that fridge was about 50 bottles of ketchup, mayo, mustard, and relish. Why am I talking about fridges? Well this site features things found in office refrigerators.
5. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you mixed Tom Selleck with waterfalls and sandwiches? Well this site, Selleck Waterfall Sandwich, answers that question. The results aren’t that sexy or delicious.
6. One of the most annoying things on the internet is the CAPTCHA. Half the time I can’t even read them and then the other half I laugh because they are such nonsense. Well this site makes art out of some of the words in the CAPTCHAs they have found.
7. Speaking of CAPTCHAs, here is Church of Inglip. It’s a tale of a religion based on a CAPTCHA. Go to the testimonial to read the story. I forget who introduced me to this site but I know it was someone special…god I feel bad.
8. I was introduced to this site today by nattata. You can make a song like the song “Barbara Streisand” by Duck Sauce by inserting your own words into the music. Here is my hit song.
9. Have you ever wondered how much caffeine it would take to kill you? Well this site, Death by Caffeine, is quite helpful in helping you figure out how much would kill you.
10. Since no one got me any birthday presents may I drop a hint? I know this says it’s a woman’s accessory but I so want a Nacho Wallet.
11. I was thinking about how I am getting pretty desperate for female companionship and if I don’t do something soon, I’m just going to give up. I figure I either give up or make a website like this. Ladies, are your hearts aflutter?
12. Since it was President’s Day this week, here is a collection of some obscene presidential quotes. And here’s a preview of our current president:
And it was an awkward President’s Day around these parts.
Oh I bet even people with a college degree could have been fooled by that one.
The Middle East has had 2 revolts in the past 2 months and America has only had one in 235 years. We are no longer the world’s best. We need to step things up.
Did you know Gaddafi was on Johnny Carson years ago? Here’s what he was saying: “Boy, I tell you it’s hard to be a dictator; you get no respect. When I went on my honeymoon with 8 of my wives, they made me wear a veil. No respect.”
I just saw this episode of The Simpsons and I can’t believe how dirty they were. Do you get it?
Comments (37)
Awkward stock photos was a riot, and eyegasms was satisfying too! I don’t get the last one, I must not watch enough Simpson’s. Thanks!
ha
110 red bulls would kill me. lol
And no, I don’t get the Simpson’s joke.
sure, the free face sounds good up front, but when you read the terms…jeez. i mean, the dude’s talking about louisville. he needs to remember that.
i did the Barbra song thingy on nattata’s post, pretty cool … oh, and i like that captcha link, too
You should not give up on the female companionship you should just lay back and let it happen and it will sometimes from an unexpected source. Maybe your trying to hard sometimes if males try to hard to meet women we give off a sense of desperation and women sense this and usually don’t like it. That has been my experience in life.
Get to know women that have the same interest you do that usually by just being you.
Man some of those office fridge pics are gross! We once had a guy, the maintenance man, who would eat others food in the fridge. He stopped after someone mixed some extra strength laxative within the contents of there food. Good thing he had the quickest access to a mop and other all purpose chemicals.
@nattata - Take the first letter of each word of the name of the store then replace the first word/name with chuck and make the other words rhyme with his name. =P
@Writing_the_Tides -
OK look at how Sneed’s Feed and Seed rhymes and the -eed ending is interchangeable. Now insert Chuck’s but leave F and S. It’s an old joke but it’s pretty dirty.
@dmcx2010 -
thanks
@nattata -
I think it would take about a million red bulls to kill me. I also think that is if you don’t let any leave your body but I’m not for sure. I did hear about a woman who died from drinking too much water in a contest to drink a lot of water and not go to the bathroom. It was something like No wee for a Wii.
OK look at how Sneed’s Feed and Seed rhymes and the -eed ending is interchangeable. Now insert Chuck’s but leave F and S. It’s an old joke but it’s pretty dirty.
@complicatedlight -
I have never been to Louisville. He had a link to his myspace and I wonder if any girl has legitimately taken him up on his offer.
@Peridot21 -
I haven’t heard the original song but I think it is just using those voices saying Barbara Streisand over and over again. Modern music…awesome.
Oh and I’ve been wondering what would happen if Xanga had those captchas.
Let’s try this again. The last two times I tried to comment here, my computer froze up. Stupid updated antivirus software must think your site is a bad influence on my computer.
@Aloysius_son - but it IS.
@Tallman -
Thanks, I know sometimes it just gets so frustrating and you can’t see the light at the end of the tunnel.
@bluepillorredpill -
Hahaha…that’s hilarious. I never brought food when I knew other people had access to it after this one time I put my food in the church fridge and there was a funeral and someone tossed it out.
@Aloysius_son -
that is weird…more virus checks for me
@complicatedlight -
OK I’ll take your word for it.
Hey, you have more Friends in your clan than the MacGregors. And what’s that name Mateo anyay? You some sort of heathen?
Chuck’s Various Modes of Interourse
I misspelt intercourse. What a wally.
@Sir_Sparrow -
Hmmm I think I am part of the MacDonald clan.
There is no way to read all of this at one time. I really love the Eyegasms…sooooooooooooo beautiful. You aren’t asking for too much on your birthday, I say go for it.
You make money look good
Oh my gosh on Number 11
My favorite was the song generator.
@godfatherofgreenbay - One could always tell the MaDonalds,as they wobbled their way along the top ofthe highlands. How does one say lard arses in Gaelic?
@rain24u -
Yeah I should really trim these down but then I’d be posting more links more often and it probably wouldn’t get people’s attention.
@WondersCafe -
Maybe then people could finally get it right when they say money is the root of evil
@coralcwayla -
Yeah that is an old website but it is still up and running. I really want to email that guy and see if it has worked and if I should make one.
@TheGiantSlayer -
Yeah, they pretty much sucked this week and the sweetest sweetheart on Xanga gave that one to me so I need to start finding better links.
i want a nacho wallet too.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
God, I’m slow! Now I get it, heh!
@sweetboxc00kie -
I’d probably get confused and try to eat it.
I didn’t get the Simpsons joke even when you splained it
@ElevenStones -
Feed and Seed rhyme with Sneed’s. Change Sneed’s to Chucks but leave the F and S and make words that rhyme with Chuck’s.