March 11, 2011

  • Lukewarm Links 3/10

    I think most of the snow from yesterday has melted so maybe spring is right around the corner.  It just seems so weird around here, there's this loud silence.  It feels like something is bound to happen but I don't know what.  I should stop there or I'll have a visit from COINTELPRO and you will never hear from me again.  Maybe it's also that I've fired a few indignant letters to Obama about how he sat on his hands with Tunisia, Egypt, Libya, and now Wisconsin.  Oh well linky-poos.

    1.  I love this one just so you know.  It's an artist who reads celebrity twitter accounts and turns their tweets into pieces of art.  It's called Tweet Museum.  My favorite is either the Ashton Kutcher or Michael Moore picture.

    2.  Back when I was getting into collecting DVDs, I found the Criterion DVDs very confusing.  A lot of the time I didn't recognize the movie based on the cover art.  Anyway here is a collection of Fake Criterions.  They should seriously have a Gymkata Criterion.

    3.  Awkward moments are awkward and here's a collection of some very awkward moments.  My favorite one is the one about listening to the radio and hearing a song but thinking it sounds weird and then realizing you're listening to the original and not the Glee version.

    4.  Sometimes actresses have a few big moments and then they seemingly fall off the face of the planet and it has us asking "Whatever happened to..."  Well here are just a few.

    5.  Nouns fucking rule!  Just type your favorite noun in the box and get a cool photo.

    6.  Vinyl records are making a huge comeback and I think it's because of all the fun you can have with them.  I wish I was artsy and could have them but I think the only vinyl my parents kept are albums of The Letterman and Jim Nabors.

    7.  I recently saw a TV show advertising this German website that sells something special in a can.  You may need Google to translate the page for you but I guarantee this product will be something you'll want to give your friends and family for Christmas.

    8.  Are you male and want to remain celibate?  Well here is a male chastity belt.  I am thinking I should get one but I really don't have the need since well that's obvious if you watch my vlogs.  Anyway, I am thinking of the camo one or the wood finish one...hahaha...wood.

    9.  So here's proof that we need to keep funding public schools and cut government officials.  How can someone spell this poorly?

    10.  Iran is threatening to boycott the 2012 Summer Games in London next year.  Why?  They claim the logo is offensive and shows the Jew plans for world domination.  Well it's true, we want to take over the world right after we sue Xanga for harboring bigots and promoting hate speech.

    11.  I really don't know what to say here other than here's a collection of things that look like dildos.  I was going to say how there are sex toys all around us but I don't think that's always true for the male species but oh well, just read the site.

    12.  This website is one of the most difficult things I've ever found on the internet.  When I go online I am always active and have to be on the constant move so this site, Do Nothing for 2 Minutes, is an instant failure for me.  See if you can do nothing for two minutes.


    It's hard to believe but it's true.

    Really...wake up.

    So who gunna vote for Pastor Huck?  He got the R behind him name and he on the FOX News and they is always right.

    Thank you, Barclay Pollack.

    I am one of those born again virgins but with shittier systems.

    Those lips are only good for one thing...helping 747s land.  She stands out on the runway and flaps those things in whichever direction the plane needs to go.

    So that's Tiger Blood.

    I'd drink it but then of course once I had one I'd have to have 12 more and soon I'm robbing people just to buy another can.

    I'd watch it.  He'd probably win an Oscar for it.

    And that is a public restroom, a very public restroom.

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