March 18, 2011
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A Good Old-Fashioned Dump
I can't believe I got a post out last night complete with videos. I was going to do a tattoo post but my head is all full of fuck and I have to clean up empty bottles scattered around my house.
That will never get old.
Guns, God, and guts made this country great but black roots, black gloves, and black boots made this senior photo at the local Walmart great.
One of these days I am going to catch a hipster.
I wonder if she has a copy of Scarface like every person on MTV Cribs.
Yeah, that's why I'm not having kids.
I miss New Ulm.
Domestic violence is never funny.
Get it? If you do and are female...marry me?
And people think these folks are world class chefs. Want to hear my recipe for Funyuns? Go to street corner, talk to guy named Jose, buy weed, go home, roll joint, smoke weed, get munchies, go to store, buy a bag of Funyuns and a candy bar and a Slush Puppy, walk home, eat everything, wallow in despair. That's a much more complicated recipe.
Coachella seems fun this year. I can't believe they got Christ and Keyboard Cat to play the same venue.
The truth is...he's fucking awesome and not really from Milwaukee. He's a hood from West Allis.
womp womp womp womp womp womp
Before you take some sexy photos make sure your kids are properly locked up and you get rid of the piles of dirty laundry.
Did you listen to my vlog about Notre Dame?
Oh man, I miss this guy but wait he has returned to football. He's coaching an indoor football team near me. I took my dad to the doctor once and I talked to Gilbert. I hinted that I may try out for the team. My knees couldn't handle it. Anyway, there's the alleged Gilbert Burger but all us Wisconsinites know that ain't it. They just made that for the non-Wisconsin people. A real Gilbert Burger was a double-Double Whopper. 4 meat patties and double all the other stuff.
Anyone want to make my day?
Comments (41)
LoL, great pics and captioning
The batman one. I would of loved to see that in person. I would of been singing the theme the rest of the time. xD
Also the hipster one.
Both made me snicker. ^_^
The kid crying...Batman...kicked in the dick...
Most of these are pure win.
No, it will never get old
By the way, the Batman one had me rolling in my cubicle, thanks xD
Hey, I know people from West Allis!
@Batman: I did get it; haha. But, I like the hipster joke better.
I did listen to that very vlog. I wonder if it's a long survey to answer or not.
wow you have to be slow not to get the batman one.
and that girl's "sexy" picture was downright terrible.
the Batman one made me LOL
This awesome. I like it!
Thanks for the lolz
LOL!! Brilliant, as always. And I definitely got it.
Sure, I'd marry you...except for that whole 'already having a husband' thing.
Amazing! Brilliantly hilarious.
LOL.
LOL at Batman in particular
haha....I like the last picture!
The pussy kid's screaming cuz he knows what's coming next: sexy photo. Give him summa your FunYuns, Now!
What exactly is a hipster?
Seems like a load of women got that Batman joke. There, now you got a shit load of women to marry.
The last caption is great!
This set is pretty funny! I still quote 300, particularly,"This is MADNESS!" then someone follows up with the ,"No, this is SPARTA!"
I meet some people who love that show and others who hate it. I thought it was pretty fun!
And the Hipster trap is awesome!
@VeritatisAmans - Thanks, glad you enjoyed
@ALovingAdversary - yeah, I do fun stuff like that but with hats especially after I saw someone who did this
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - glad you enjoyed
@ithiliya - I decided to watch movies last night and my final three choices were "300", "The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus" and "Jackass 3". I didn't go with 300 but that will be in my rotation this week since there is nothing really on TV any more.
Glad you liked the Batman one. I don't know why I thought no one would get it.
I had family in West Allis.
@nov_way - Well I was supposed to do the survey this afternoon but I fell asleep and slept the day away. The brochure says it will take between 35 and 45 minutes.
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas - Oh and that sexy photo was one of the tamest I've seen. I don't understand how people could pose like that with a child sleeping in the room.
I don't know why I thought people wouldn't get the Batman one
@sassypenguin - yeah I laughed pretty hard when I first saw that one as well
@jiazy1 - glad you enjoyed
@npr32486 - I'm glad you enjoyed
@ZombieMom_Speaks - well maybe you could convert to reverse Mormonism
@godfatherofgreenbay - haha love it. xD
@Hinase - thanks, glad you liked
@haloed - glad you got a laugh
why pose like that at all. she looked a mess.
@randaness - I don't know why I thought people wouldn't get that
@hesacontradiction - his smile says it all
@POETIC_ISIS - hahaha but I'd half to walk to the store and it's raining
@windoftheforest - Hmmm how to define a hipster...someone who thinks they basically too cool to be cool. The wikie probably describes it best
I guess I would have to convert to Mormonism
@theladyofabundance - 300 is such a great movie. I have to watch this week now.
Have you set your hipster trap yet?
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas - guys like it?
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
There's a thought. Multiple mens and super-secret-special-sacred-underpants. Doesn't seem to have a downside...
@ZombieMom_Speaks - Well we couldn't have caffeine or booze but maybe in reverse Mormonism we could only drink caffeinated or alcoholic beverages.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
This is sounding better all the time!
some of these pictures i have no words for, lol
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