March 18, 2011

  • A Good Old-Fashioned Dump

    I can't believe I got a post out last night complete with videos.  I was going to do a tattoo post but my head is all full of fuck and I have to clean up empty bottles scattered around my house.

    That will never get old.

    Guns, God, and guts made this country great but black roots, black gloves, and black boots made this senior photo at the local Walmart great.

    One of these days I am going to catch a hipster.

    I wonder if she has a copy of Scarface like every person on MTV Cribs.

    Yeah, that's why I'm not having kids.

    I miss New Ulm.

    Domestic violence is never funny.

    Get it?  If you do and are female...marry me?



    And people think these folks are world class chefs.  Want to hear my recipe for Funyuns?  Go to street corner, talk to guy named Jose, buy weed, go home, roll joint, smoke weed, get munchies, go to store, buy a bag of Funyuns and a candy bar and a Slush Puppy, walk home, eat everything, wallow in despair.  That's a much more complicated recipe.

    Coachella seems fun this year.  I can't believe they got Christ and Keyboard Cat to play the same venue.

    The truth is...he's fucking awesome and not really from Milwaukee.  He's a hood from West Allis.

    womp womp womp womp womp womp

    Before you take some sexy photos make sure your kids are properly locked up and you get rid of the piles of dirty laundry.

    Did you listen to my vlog about Notre Dame?

    Oh man, I miss this guy but wait he has returned to football.  He's coaching an indoor football team near me.  I took my dad to the doctor once and I talked to Gilbert.  I hinted that I may try out for the team.  My knees couldn't handle it.  Anyway, there's the alleged Gilbert Burger but all us Wisconsinites know that ain't it.  They just made that for the non-Wisconsin people.  A real Gilbert Burger was a double-Double Whopper.  4 meat patties and double all the other stuff. 

    Anyone want to make my day?

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