March 18, 2011
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Lukewarm Links 3/17
So here I am writing on St. Patty's Day after running out of Floppin' Crappie. Oh you want to know what a Floppin' Crappie is? Check the vlog! I know I'm mean but hey, we've got bills to pay around here. I love you. Really, I do. If it wasn't for you, well, I don't know what I'd be doing. Probably reading or some lame shit like that. Someone, and I honestly can't remember who, asked for phone numbers for drunk dialing. I was going to give out a phone number for a local sex predator. I figure that would be bad even though he should be castrated. You don't want to hear me ramble and I have nothing of substance so here's the links.
1. The NCAA men's basketball tournament is upon us and I was watching a lot of that today when I wasn't babysitting or eating a tradition Irish lunch consisting of enchiladas. Yo soy El Hombre. Anyway as I prep for my favorite Catholics to play tomorrow, I realized that a lot of the players this year have pornographic names or at least names that would be used by porn actors. Lo and behold, I found a site that had such a list. I sort of wished B.J. Holmes played for Morehead State.
2. You know, I like Japan and fuck those people that say, "oh this is payback for Pearl Harbor" and fuck that guy who said the proper spelling was "Pearl Harbour" fuck you and your fancy spelling. It's a proper name of a location in the United States so it's spelled "Harbor". I spell the names of places where you live properly. Give the dead soldiers who shed their blood for the freedom of the world some credit. But the thing with this earthquake and nuclear disaster is that someone is going to exploit it. Well here are the 7 people most likely to exploit it as well as the odds they will. OH I AM SO FIRED UP MY SHIRT AND PANTS ARE OFF AND I'M READY TO WALK THAT AISLE BECAUSE TO BE THE MAN YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE MAN AND, BROTHER, I'M THAT MAN!
3. Hey, it's Saint Patrick's Day a religious drinking holiday or is that a drinking religious holiday. anyway I thought I would pass along Drunk Fail...be careful...it's sick and that's not the cool skateboarder slang that means cool. There are some photos that are sick. In fact the first may be the worst.4. Here's a conversation between me and my jackass brother Leonard
L: Hey do you like funny things?
Me: Fuck yeah, funny things are awesome.
Yep, that's how Leonard and I roll. We love funny things and witty conversation.5. I'm not Asian therefore I don't have an Asian father with his high expectations but I still enjoy High Expectations Asian Father. He's a meme.
6. You know when I was a kid I used to enjoy those Where's Waldo books although they banned them from my church because they distracted children from learning the Bible because they were too busy searching for a pedophile in a red and white sweater. Anyway, this is my new favorite version of Where's Waldo. It's called Where's Randy Savage. You'll be surprised.
7. One of my favorite Xangans who should post more because the troll is gone and he no longer sics his 13 year old minions on people to harass them until they leave Xanga posted this link to a psychological test. I can't remember what I scored but it shocked the shit out of me.
8. OK this photo baffles my inebriated mind because apparently everything in the photo happened on the internet in the year 2010. Can you remember that far back? I can honestly only pick out 3 or 4 things.
9. I don't always understand painted fingernails. Do you paint your fingernails? if you do then maybe paint them like this and I'll propose marriage. Serious.
10. I think I may move to California after reading this. But how will I get a prescription for medical marijuana? "Oh doctor, I have this chronic paper cut. Can I get some medical marijuana?" "What, man, sure whatever man I'm so high man"
11. This was supposed to be posted during Oscar week but it will work here. This is a collection of the people nominated for academy awards and their most embarrassing projects.
12. Here's another one that was supposed to be posted during Oscar week but I have so many links that I want to share with you because I love you. Yes, I do. It's because you're beautiful, you're beautiful, you're beautiful, it's true but I saw you in this crowded place and I leave the eprops but I'll never have you. Oh wait, here's a list of the predicted top ten grossing films of 2011. Sadly our sextape didn't make the list.
Before
After
This is what happens after drinking and falling asleep while watching FOX News. Fap?
I think he's talking to you Rebecca Black.
Comments (25)
Rebecca Black, the female Bieber. And come to think of it, both of their songs sound similar. "Baby baby; Friday, Friday". Weird! =O What if they hooked up and had a child?
I'm glad that Rebecca Black told me that Saturday came after Friday. This new Gregorian calender can be confusing sometimes, mainly because it has only been around since 1582. On a semi-related note, I wonder if Rebecca Black is related to Krusty the Clown's bestest friend in the whole wide world, *with a different voice* Mr. Black.
OMFG, High Expectations Asian Father is such a gem, thanks for sharing. I have a foreign parent so I can definitely relate to that.
Don't even get me started. Well. ... I'm started. Among other things, I was super flabbergasted by the passage in the Bible where Jesus says (and I paraphrase, why not? every one else does if they don't know Greek or Hebrew, I suppose), Call no man Father.
In the Catholic bible there is a footnote there. It says of the passage that it was they typical hyperbolic speech of the time. It's as if we should just ignore it. It's meaningless because Jesus only exaggerates.
Looks like you had a nice time. Happy St. Pat's Day.
i sure wish xanga appreciated you more than thinspo. of course i also wish all 1,700 tones of spent fuel rods were chilling safely in effervescent water...
lol. tones. the ancient tones...
whats up with the psytest??? I answered just randomly because I had no idea what was going on and it still kinda came out right. Was that just a base generalization that ll people feel?
Pooh is an actual name for someone? Poor thing.
@the 7 people most likely to exploit that japanese earthquake: I love the part about Glenn Beck; they're hilarious.
@the psychological test: I don't know whether I should laugh at the irony of getting such result or not.
So many awesome links!
1st video: That's a very nice hat. Same thing goes for NotreDame's symbol.
2nd video: lol @"the cool thing about this mug is: it induces seizure" true.
Glad you had a good day!
Great links!
you have a brother or was that part of the joke?
You look better without cap. And it seems like I missed St. Patrick's day once again. I'm a bad English teacher!
Dude...totally loving how wasted you seem in the after vlog, lol! I especially appreciate that you were both drinking a drink, drink and a beer...so much awesome, for real Matt, I'm totally not making fun.
Now to go off myself and drink until I think my cats are talking to me!
You are a good kitty poppa for letting them have your chair.
Hugs.
@bluepillorredpill - the consequences would never be the same
@Rob_of_the_Sky - I was thinking that Rebecca Black looked more like Krusty's daughter. Did you hear that Bob Dylan has covered her song?
@lovejennyy - Glad you liked that one, I can sort of relate because my parents were somewhat the same way when it came to grades.
@POETIC_ISIS - Yeah people tend to conveniently overlook passages for their benefit. Like if they knew all the mistranslations in the Vulgate from the original Greek. One is the whole doctrine of Catholicism and that regards the Greek word for repent "menatcio" (or something close to that. It means a change of mind and action. Jerome translated it as "pentatium agite" meaning penance.
I also agree with Luther in that Revelation should not have been included in the Bible because of how it has been misinterpreted.
@complicatedlight - You know what would be even better than rods chilling in water? COAL!
@TheGiantSlayer - Somehow it judges the brains reaction time and I think that's what it's judging like if you could step up.
@nov_way - Apparently Pooh is a name in some circles.
Glenn Beck is sure to milk something off of this. It will probably be about how the left wing isn't stepping up to support the Japanese. Oh and he'll say that's what happens to a godless nation.
I have to be careful when cleaning that mug. I don't want seizures and I don't want to short it out.
@nattata - Thanks. My jackass brother Leonard wants you to know that it's all a joke and that I use him as an excuse to avoid certain things or as a crutch for when I don't know what to talk about. It was always fun to say "Well my jackass brother Leonard said..." when there was a lull in conversation.
Oh thanks, I think I look better with a hat and sober but that's my self-deprecating vanity speaking. Oh well, St. Patrick's Day is more of a drinking holiday so you probably wouldn't want to expose children to that unless you wanted to be the BEST TEACHER EVER!
@ExposedWrists - Yeah that whole "beer before liquor" thing doesn't harm me. The only time I have problems is drinking and eating dairy so I can't enjoy a White Russian.
Yeah I figure I should be nice because they lower themselves to be in the same room with me so I don't disturb them.
hey the koch guys are all over that!
Good points. And yes, one must be careful when cleaning that special mug.
@godfatherofgreenbay - lol This profile picture is great!
@complicatedlight - Yeah and then Scott Walker will mysteriously propose the high speed trains that were supposed to run from Madison to Milwaukee will be coal powered.
@nattata - Steve Burns...former host of Blue's Clues and current rockstar.
@complicatedlight - Hey, I did something similar with the word "the" (why my fingers like to type a "y" beats me).
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