Lukewarm Links 3/24

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March 25, 2011

Lukewarm Links 3/24

Well here it is folks, another batch of links. I really hate Butler right about now. Oh they're so scrappy and they're not underdogs...I HATE BUTLER. Also, I'm rolling my eyes at you Arizona. MY BRACKETS ARE RUINED! Oh well I still have a happy marria...a lovely girlfri...hands riddled with arthritis. How are you coming with that blogathon? I can't believe I'm "posting" twice a day although someone sent me an email from a fake account telling me I don't really blog but just put captions on photos. Hmmm sounds way too familiar to some of the top blogs. Oh well I'm still hopefully raking in all this blogathon money because when I see -athon I assume I'll be given money. Time for links.

1. I will never leave Xanga for tumblr however I have to say there are some amusing sites over there. This is one, it's celebrities and bikes. If I could, I'd set up another Xanga that catered to a specific thing like celebrities riding bikes or porn because we all know that's the real reason why tumblr is so popular. Oh and check out the Susan Hayward photo...WHAT A DAME!

2. Remember all that stuff I said about tumblr in the last link, well repeat it for this one except it's a meme called Marketing Client Bear. It's funny but it's no Business Cat which you can see on this very Xanga on Caturday...I mean Saturday.

3. I know I've shared this one before but as a male I can relate. It's Awkward Boners. My most awkward boner was when I was in high school and I was giving a speech in English class about the history of Harley Davidson motorcycles. Normally I get hard riding one but that's another topic but I'm standing there talking about the different motors and...tada...there he is demanding attention and all eyes focused on my crotch. I swear there were 30 sets of eyes staring at my crotch. Second most awkward boner...the time I was preaching at college for evening chapel but at least there was more space between me and the "crowd" of all 10 people.

4. I once thought of a way to make some extra money would be to become a male stripper but then I saw this site of off-putting male strippers and realized I'd make the list. I guess I won't need an extra job with all this blogathon money I'm making.

5. Earlier this week someone made a post about things they thought only they did. Well here is one that I do. When I go into a public restroom and I am the only person in the joint, I'll go to the stalls just to look for graffiti. I love me some bathroom graffiti which is why I'm sharing this site called Stall Scribble. Have you ever called a phone number in the bathroom asking if you want a good time? 99% of the time they aren't looking for a good time and don't realize their number was posted.

6. If you have time to waste other than the time you spend on me site for which I am very thankful go over and have Akinator read your mind. Seriously, that is freaky.

7. Someone did some research and made a map of which countries have the men with the biggest penises in the world. here's the map. I'm surprised Columbia is on the high end. I thought drug use made them smaller or could it be I was lied to by the propaganda from the war against drugs? well if it is drug induced lengthening then maybe I should move to take up cocaine use.

8. My dad texts me insane stuff. He shortens words so you have absolutely no clue what he is saying. I should submit them to When Parents Text. If you are a parent and you text your children or anyone, don't be like these people.

9. Here's the real message behind Captain Planet but where's the heart?

10. I recently found this letter written to Paula Deen about a recipe the author created. My arteries are hardening as I type.

11. Guess what tomorrow is? That's right...it's Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday...anyway, some geek programmer made some made some coding program that takes random words from the intertubz and turns them into a Rebecca Black song. Here's mine:

"John Quincy Adams"
10:05, we're chirrin' in the freon
Chirrin' so fast, I want time to fly
Vase, vase, think about vase
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My meal is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it
Unbuildin' in the front seat
Contaminatin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's John Quincy Adams, John Quincy Adams
Gotta get down on John Quincy Adams
Everybody's lookin' forward to the presidents, presidents
John Quincy Adams, John Quincy Adams
Gettin' down on John Quincy Adams
Everybody's lookin' forward to the presidents
Gemmin', gemmin' (Yeah)
Gemmin', gemmin' (Yeah)
Vase, vase, vase, vase
Lookin' forward to the presidents
Yesterday was George Washington, George Washington
Today i-is John Quincy Adams, John Quincy Adams (Gemmin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Abraham Lincoln
And Woodrow Wilson comes afterwards
I don't want the presidents to end

I like it but not as much as I like the Wesley Willis song generator.

12. Are getting sick of Charlie Sheen? Do you not want to see him on your internet any more? Well add the Charlie Sheen Browser Blocker to your computer.

This is more fun than being a male stripper.

Stanley agrees.

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Comments (22)

Oh, Australia
- 3/25/2011 1:24 PM
- ithiliya
I did #5 already. The guy thought I was his girlfriend playing a joke on him. It was kinda funny.
Charlie Sheen amuses me
- 3/25/2011 2:29 PM
- SolidStateTheory
@ithiliya - I'm still thinking it has to be something with coke use
@livexlovexlaughter - Hahaha...I think my phone number was in a girl's stall in a high school because one night I had about 10 different girls calling me.
@Paul_Partisan - He is the alpha male of the world
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I did your dad."
"Go home, Mom. You're drunk."

LOL.
- 3/25/2011 3:15 PM
- Prolixity_Split
@godfatherofgreenbay - hmmm you said you go check out the bathroom stalls, you sure you didn't write your number on there? Big question is....Did you give them a good time? Hehe
@livexlovexlaughter - I've always been tempted to advertise my xanga
@Automaton_Emotion - I love that site. the good thing is my dad doesn't drink.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Do it! Do it! It would make for an interesting convo.
Charlie is a bi polar who has too much money and too much free time. Throw some over here C....
- 3/25/2011 7:57 PM
- jiazy1
@jiazy1 - yeah too much money and free time have been his downfall
I found this randomly yesterday. Your little president Rebecca Black Friday parody made me think of this; That's a great list of links there =P
- 3/25/2011 10:16 PM
- Hinase
Charlie Sheen. Big fucking deal. He's doing what I did back in the 70's - when I was on acid, having fun. I've given more sermons, lectures, - performed an exorcism -- all in the name of "FUN" and if you don't like me -- "FUCK YOU" -- in my school cafeteria, at the lake, while camping, - (the exorcism was done while "de-boning" of a virgin on Sunday.

Charlie has become a joke - well, to a hardcore drug user like - (some guy(s) I know, knew) dead, undead, alive, kinda alive -- he's a fool. You don't walk around talking about how much shit you can do. When he proclaimed that he did 7 big rocks - each one a gram of crack -- I knew he was FULL OF SHIT. Either that or, his coke is seriously fucking bad. Up here - you get a $50.00 piece, or say buy a gram for $110.00 and you're gonna' get shit faced. Doing 7 times that, ---- give me a break. Mind ya' though the shit up here is wicked, and cheap. 1/20th of a gr. - slam it and you could be dead. (shoot 5 bucks worth)

Good luck Charlie. Not that you need it. If I had his money I would retire to a nice place, not cause any shit, - unless I absolutely had to. For example, if a stray dog pissed in my yard my rules would allow me to piss in the owners face later, if he was found. Not complying with my order would result in a new penalty. The dog gets to piss on you. If the dog declines, doesn't urinate to seal the deal then the next alternative is forfeiting your wife/girlfriend/- for a week.
This all sounds pretty reasonable to me. It's a lot better than giving up your firstborn or having your nuts injected with a tube full of army ants and a little meat tenderizer.

Oooops, --- Hi Matt. I got carried away, - too many mushrooms and beers. TTYL....
- 3/25/2011 10:43 PM
- DickDoktorII
#8 Hilarious!
- 3/26/2011 12:23 AM
- greatredwoman
I bookmarked that graffiti one. That is the origins of trolling
- 3/26/2011 1:56 AM
- TheGiantSlayer
@Hinase - Thanks, for that. I will have to look at it later because they say the website is down.
@DickDoktorII - She must have been imploring God quite often.

I don't know why Charlie is bragging about that stuff. It's not going to help him get custody of his children or even visitation rights.

It's great to see you back here and are those mushrooms morels?
@greatredwoman - Yeah, I feel bad for some of those texts but that is why I am so meticulous when I text.
@TheGiantSlayer - I never thought that before. You are so correct because you go to some and they say Jeff is God and someone adds "of the gays" to it.
I love your
blog .This is a cool site and I wanted to post a little note to tell you, good
job! Best wishes!!!
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