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March 29, 2011

Funny/Not Funny

Let's play a little game. You determine if I am funny, not funny looking, funny queer but funny haha. So I've been told to include the warning.

NSFW and NSFL

Don't be the first to pass out at a party with Subway employees.

I will never have sex with any of my fans.

All aboard the beaver train with non-stop service to Lilith Fair.

Do you know what that is?

So I did a search for a book on my local library system. The book was entitled "You Might be a Zombie". The results were mildly amusing.

A young Asian boy came up and screamed that I had to buy it.

That's a deal I can't turn down.

Horrible.

Any ladies want some of my schtupwurst?

Note to self: NEVER USE THE DISHWASHER AT GRANDMA'S EVER AGAIN!!

Too Soon Gilbert Gottfried - watch more funny videos

Elektrotechnique from Lernert & Sander on Vimeo.

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Comments (35)

Some are funny... the first one.. that wasn't.
- 3/29/2011 1:14 AM
- SolidStateTheory
The one about the braille store made me laugh the hardest.
- 3/29/2011 1:14 AM
- Empathic_Heart
That last video... Wow.
- 3/29/2011 1:25 AM
- Prolixity_Split
@Paul_Partisan - It was one of those photos that I found in my photo folder after a night of drinking
@Starlight_Angel_79 - I really couldn't make a joke because it was so bad
@Automaton_Emotion - I guess it really is...puts on glasses...do it yourself...YEAAHHHHHH
I LOLed at every CSI line. The sound clips were like second punchlines, too.

The last video was entertaining in a way that I've never experienced before.
- 3/29/2011 1:47 AM
- methodElevated
@methodElevated - A friend posted that video over on facebook and it simply said techno music and homemade s&m sex toys. I love how at each "station" there's a box of kleenexes.
nice
- 3/29/2011 1:52 AM
- thegoldenshower
Aww... aww...
- 3/29/2011 8:00 AM
- RestlessButterfly
first I was like then I was all like but then I D: when I saw the last one in the last one
- 3/29/2011 8:45 AM
- Blackspidertat
"Why black people tend to shout" and why is that? -:) snickering. some interesting images.
- 3/29/2011 8:53 AM
- jiazy1
WTH was that last video man...
- 3/29/2011 12:24 PM
- kachino
NSFL is right! That last video...lolllll
omg are those two vids of you?
- 3/29/2011 3:59 PM
- macphoto
Yes, you can be funny. You never fail to make me laugh when I come to your page.
- 3/29/2011 4:37 PM
- TiRocKiinPiinK
I seriously fer real LOL'd at several of these! Grandma's dishwasher instantly made me imagine the party the night before and I mean whoaaaaa....this reminds me I seriously have to evaluate my sense of humor.
- 3/29/2011 8:22 PM
- Writing_the_Tides
ick
- 3/29/2011 8:39 PM
- lanney
this post was all dat and a box a tissues!
- 3/29/2011 10:27 PM
- anth0nyc
@thegoldenshower - Thanks
@RestlessButterfly - Glad you enjoyed
@Blackspidertat - Yeah that last one was thrown in as a buzzkill. I don't know why but I laugh so hard when I watch it, especially the end and then every time I see Kleenex
@jiazy1 - Well you'd have to read that book to find out.
@kachino - that's some sort of French stuff, man.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - I know that music isn't my regular cup of tea but there's something so odd about homemade S&M equipment.
@macphoto - The first two, yes. But those jokes are old.
@TiRocKiinPiinK - aww thank you
@Writing_the_Tides - Maybe grandma was hosting one of those Passion Parties and she had to clean the products after everyone took them for a test drive.
@lanney - yes they are
@anth0nyc - Thank you! HAHAHA...tissues.
@godfatherofgreenbay - hehe..Ok..Had that one coming.
- 3/29/2011 11:22 PM
- jiazy1
The CSI lines are GOLD. Seriously. I watch CSI:Miami or used to and I just laughed at your parody. Seriously. You're just too cool. Lol
- 3/31/2011 4:53 AM
- Hinase
@Hinase - Thank you...I have way too much time on my hands
@godfatherofgreenbay - It's okay. It's the same for me..except I do it differently.
- 3/31/2011 6:22 PM
- Hinase
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