April 20, 2011

  • 4/20

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    Thanks for celebrating my birthday, guys.  Who's coming to my party?  What are you buying me?  I could always use cash and fossil fuels or the Sudetenland.  You people are the best...well not all of you but you Aryan people are the best.  Remember you can't spell "Führer" without "ü".

Comments (19)

  • Happy f'ing birthday you son of a goat.

  • Why is his birthday today of all days...my day is ruined!!

  • Hi Hitler or is it really your B'day. If it is your B'day.Happy B'day...

  • well that makes for a bad day ya knooow?

  • @npr32486 - YES!  I finally remembered how to do those on my keyboard

  • I'll give Hitler a Kitler.  I'm sure he'd like that.

  • @Writing_the_Tides - I just kept seeing all these 4/20 posts today and thought they were celebrating this guy

  • @LadyMira - yeah, it's sort of weird to see how people do celebrate it but I was just playing with this one.

  • @jiazy_1 - no, my birthday is in February I think

  • @StrawberrySunrises - sorry to ruin your day...I had my buzz killed when I saw all the pot posts today.

  • @Rob_of_the_Sky - Oh yeah, Hitler loved the cats.  The Nazis did experiments on Jews to figure out if it was possible to make cats that looked like Hitler.  So whenever you see a cat that looks like Hitler, a Kitler if you will, you can thank a Jew.

  • No snow...just bone chilling cold and rainy which is worse because you are in constant state of being....cold enough to get you sick but not cold enough for snow which would kill the germs and it is not cold enough for "Cold Blue"...a homeless aid program that we have here in Elizabeth which allows the churches to provide emergency shelter for the homeless...the catch being that it has to be lower than 25 degrees for it to go into affect and its been around 30 degrees now for a much longer time than usual around which sucks if your homeless because it is cold and rainy to keep you sick, sleepless and feeling more miserable than usual but not cold enough for the churches to help you legally and most of them in Elizabeth can afford to take the re-isk of being sued by the A.C.L.U by an atheistic...more concerned about finances than heat like happened in New York City to a Presbyterian which is the church that happen to be member and is a large number of churches (and The Baptists churches along with a few Catholic Churches) that provide "Code Blue" and we also do not the numbr of volunteers that we need in order to do it...that is for fire insurance reasons...I use to but got in some trouble for it at work by co-workers because I had "The Homeless Funk" on me...a certain bad smell you get on your body when you are around people who having been living on the street for a long time. My frien Stewart has it on him all the time...and it is very hard to shake and co-workers including complained to my boss. To the point where management questioned me about my own personal hygiene...and I had to explain that I showered everyday but it was because of the church work that I did over night that I smelled and they let it go then but they will not now...a different governor....hence a different "Big Boss"  so I had to quit awhile ago...a few years back. Things change and that is life. Good night.

  • @Tallman - oh man, I never thought of getting a smell like that.  That's so horrible that they questioned you even after you explained it.

  • yep. those posts were pretty pathetic. 

  • Glad you don't share Hitlers birthday, pot day, columbine shooting and the oil spill in the gulf.

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