April 26, 2011
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Homework Assignment 4/18 -graded
It's time for our weekly homework assignment, godchildren. I've been pleased with your response to these assignments. This one may be a bit difficult to write in a comment.
OK, get to work. If you don't want to write it in the comment section below but want to write your own post, make sure you tag me so I can grade your work.
Once again, class, you turned in some awesome work. Extra credit goes out to the pupils who caught the spelling error. I guess your teacher is fallible so I too will do the assignment.
RED CERAMIC CROSSES AND CLEAR PLASTIC CUPS! The red ceramic cross will hold your flash drives and the clear plastic cup will hold your liquids. Have you ever found yourself wishing you had something in which you could store your flash drives and be religious at the same time? Have you ever found yourself wish that you could look at what you were drinking? Well if you answered yes to those questions then you need RED CERAMIC CROSSES AND CLEAR PLASTIC CUPS; they hold your shit.
(That cross cost me all of 25 cents. I found it and two others in the clearance section at the Dollar General. One holds my flash drives, one holds my change, and the other holds some empty casings.)
Comments (27)
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There's an empty wall behind me, but next to me is a book of tissues so apparently my sponser is sorbent. Sorbent: They make really cute tissue boxes
Lolz. Brand behind me is HP, because I'm at work right now, and yes, they do pay me.
PEOPLES BUY Hewlett-Packard LAPTOP AND PRINTERS! Thanks!
The thing behind me is currently a vibrator... therefore there is no advertisement needed, they sell themselves
the dog ate my homework!
since you change your site, i can rec now
Bath&BodyWorks; Where else are we going to get those cute, sweet smelling hand sanitzers? And the store is always pretty!!!
it's not directly behind me, but it's my Coach purse... sooo, ok, let's see, here's my endorsement: "i endorse you, i endorse you (now give me free stuff!)" good, huh?
A white wall. What am I supposed to do with this?
"Office Depot, where you can get all your office supplies like 20 different types of paper, stapels for your stapeler and boxes for organizing your stuff or just building a kick ass box fort in your cube!"
Seventh Generation!! I think they make green cleaning products and stuff, which means they're automatically awesome.
What? Where? Where?
Easton ... great hockey sticks
Bob's Sweet Stripes... I really don't like peppermint. I guess they are good to lop at peoples' heads.
Beds
They are soft and altogether strong!
Are you a teacher? Do you give open book tests? Pop quizzes? Are you soft-hearted or tyrannical?
Just wondering.
Someone spelled sponser [sic] wrong =O
Nike. If it was good enough for Jordan, it's good enough for you.
[Just Do It]
dude you are TOTALLY not the boss of me.
(singing) Great Value, great value, Wal-Mart's brand is Great Value.
That's right folks! All the quality, all the flavor, all the everything that the big-name brands are famous for, except the price. Cheaper and better, now that's a Great Value
(singing) Great Value is a great value. Shop at wal-Mart today
Dr. Pepper!
If we reach 100,000,000 blowjobs in less than 10 days Coca Cola will give everyone in America a free Dr. Pepper!
Just doing my part.
I didn't do homework while I was in school and passed mostly because of being so ridiculously awesome teachers couldn't even handle it.
and because I do really well on tests, projects and papers.
so I probably will never turn in a homework assignment here. and you'll be another teacher disappointed in me. sadness.
there are no brand names behind me but in my head, i have an image of the mister's new favorite t-shirt. it's fire engine red and says "i'm a pepper" (you know, for Dr. Pepper). so, here goes:
Have a Pepper, it's just what the doctor ordered!
@greatredwoman - I was a full time teacher but due to me not being in a union I was cut loose from a school that downsized.
There are times when I let the students use open book but if I do that I only let them use the book in class and I will not allow them to go over the time of the class period. More often than not, I let them use their notes for tests or their study guides and once again I won't let them go over the allotted time period. I announce pop quizzes which is ridiculous but it helps them prepare and be on their toes for the days I don't announce them.
I tend to be down the middle. I have a couple of kids come back now and say I made high school bearable because they could come to me with their issues and I treated them equally with all the other students. A lot of teachers tended to show favoritism to the sports kids or the music kids and then there were those who weren't involved in either and they got left out. I always made it a habit to talk to those kids more because I didn't want them lost in the shuffle. I also had a few students who weren't in my classes come to me because the kids who had me as a teacher or counselor come to me to talk and ask for help. It was such satisfying work but very demanding and now teachers are demonized.
I want one.
ah i now see how this works... i thought we were looking for brand name things...
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