May 24, 2011

  • How are you doing?

    I was going to play this elaborate Rapture prank but I didn't have the patience.  I was actually in the grocery store when the Rapture was supposed to happen.  I told one of the workers that if things started shaking that I was planning on looting.  They looked at me like I was a guy on To Catch a Predator.  I was going to do some post-Rapture posting but my computer was acting funky.  It wouldn't recognize my mouse or keyboard.  Weird stuff, man.  Anyway, I got to get a guy to look at it.  I'm not that computer smart.  Then Sunday...tornadoes.  I think the rains started right after lunch as I was making my plans for the afternoon so I went in my living room to watch some TV and then the weather radio went off and I don't think it stopped until about 10PM.  Up and down for the sirens.  At least I was safe. 

    I think this would make a great t-shirt.


    Please Lord, let take them away.

    It's October...that's right, I forgot to carry the three and divide by 0 and that I don't know how to read and that the Rapture isn't a Biblical teaching.

    Have you had a Bingo yet?

    Now, that is how I'd like to Rapture.


    Because I forgot Caturday.

    Oh my

    I'll relax if he has Progressive auto insurance.

    I wish I had done this.

    I bet the hawks had a delicious meal on Saturday.

    I imagine this would have been numerous Xangans' reactions to the Rapture.



    I love these.

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So how was your weekend?

Comments (38)

  • Scratching one unfortunate slight, everything was alright. Had Naked Saturday with the boyfriend so that was fun.

    Imma let you finish but... Ooohh.

  • My weekend was good. I went to Gettysburg on Saturday and just stayed home on Sunday.

  • False alarm is putting it mildly. Great weekend.

  • This made me snort laugh!! Good ones, M.!!!
    I hope Bro. Harold has some money left over to buy himself an ass-kicking machine!

    I had a good weekend. Did all the normal fun stuff, and got some work done, too.
    (Don't tell anyone...but I made sure to have s-e-x. That was the only thing I wanted to do before leaving the planet. I hear there is no s-e-x in heaven or hell. What's up with that?)

    HUGS!

  • Im not sure about these people. Even if you go by the Bible it specifically says no one will know the day or the time, right?

  • I can't sleep again, but otherwise my weekend was okay, had to work on Saturday.  Anyway, the helium filled sex dolls.  Ever watch Six Feet Under?  That was my favorite show and each opening showed how the main death occurred (they ran a funeral home).  So one of the episodes 2 guys are driving a truck full of helium-filled sex dolls to a porn award show.  I can't remember if another car hit them or what, but at any rate the sex dolls are jostled and come loose from their ties and float up in the sky.  A woman driving down that street sees the dolls floating up to the sky and is convinced it's the rapture, gets out of her car and kneels down in the middle of the street to pray and....yeah, gets hit by a car and dies.  :P

  • Funny shit

  • I wish I had thought of a helium filled sex doll, too. Good thing I didn't, though, now that I have to pay my bills this month. These are hilarious.

  • I was supposed to go up to heaven during the rapture, but I got lost on the way and now I'm in a love testing machine.

  • LOL!

  • I was worried the guy did his math wrong and the Rapture came a day early and only took Macho Man Randy Savage.

  • Oh man. I'd consider getting a Twitter account just to follow George Takei.

  • The velociraptor ones were awesome.

    LOL at the pastor flying!!! Epic!

  • lol. i wonder what is gonna happen to the guy who predicted it...

  • haha... I loved the velociraptor ones, my fav dino (I guess)... i think I want a shirt :) Had a great weekend! =D

  • he changed his date to october 21. he just miscalculated you guys!!! :P sheesh. 

  • LMAO! These were awesome. I especially liked I is being raptured. awwww.

    Yeah, when I was a Reformed Presbyterian, they held that the Rapture was not biblical.

  • OMG GEORGE TAKEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COULD HE BE ANY FUNNIER OMG!!!!!!!!

  • I woke up Sunday morning and said, "Oh hey the world was supposed to end yesterday."  Then proceeded to eat my bacon and pancakes.

  • Great weekend, great weather, great fun ... oh yeah great funny pictures on this weblog :D

  • A friend of mine draw my attention regarding some american radio spreading the news about this Rapture. The best news comes from America!

    Jokes aside, I had a wonderful weekend, thank you! I rode The Rapture at the countryside. The city was busy awaiting for some wack shit.

    Also, looting sounds as awesome as The Rapture! When the next Rapture comes, I expect real photos of real looting.

  • I like the gopher.

  • Good weekend. World kept turning, tornadoes avoided our house...yeah, it's all good.

  • My little brother graduated from the 8th grade. I survived the Rapture whilst drinking boxed wine and wearing a cute dress. Success.

  • i'm doing ok.

    George Takei rocks.

  • For some reason the last picture just got me.  lol  I am one of those people who thinks God definitely has a sence of humor.  I think he would have laughed at that picture too.  But i'm not speaking for God lol  So don't think I'm crazy. 

  • Hurray for you being safe!
     I wanna be able to turn into a warplane too!

    if only i got those powers when the world ended... lol

  • @Rainboxx - Naked Saturday?  I have done that but it's not the same when you're alone.

    @Shining_Garnet - That sounds fun.  Did you visit the battlefields?  I want to go out there in 2013 for the 150th anniversary.

    @jiazy_1 - yeah, I don't understand why people got so fearful this time since he's predicted it countless times before.  I think people took him seriously because of all the natural disasters and wars this year but wars and natural disasters have always happened.  It's just that the media hypes them more now.

    @AdamsWomanFell - I don't get why people think there's no sex in heaven.  Read Song of Songs.  I envision heaven feeling like an eternal orgasm.

    @darkarin88 - that's right but people conveniently ignore that to serve their own needs much like a lot of Christians do.

    @Melissa___Dawn - I haven't seen that show.  That sounds hilarious.  If I remember correctly, the guy from Dexter is one of the stars.  I will have to check to see if my library has it.

    @incarnate_emotion - glad you enjoyed

    @WritingTheTides - I can't believe how expensive they are not that I checked...OK I do but I'm just so unbelievably lonely and thought having a inflatable love partner would cure things sort of like that movie.

    @Rob_of_the_Sky - You're a love-matic grandpa.

    @hesacontradiction - glad you enjoyed

    @methodElevated - it would be worth it.  Even though he's not technically a comedian, he says things much funnier than a lot of comedians.

    @GodlessLiberal - So I guess that would have made him the undisputed champion.

    @Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - You might enjoy the comic, The Velocirapture.

    @StrawberrySunrises - He said he had a rough weekend because he realized he made a mistake and it's October 21st.

    @pinktiger335 - You may enjoy this comic called The Velocirapture.

    @beebizzle - He just miscalculated again...September 6, 1994

    @distractedbyzombies - I always stand with Luther when he thought that Revelation shouldn't be included in the Bible because people would really screw it up and they haven't let him down all these years later.

    @haloed - His twitter is hilarious

    @MARYBLOGS - That sounds like a great way to celebrate life on earth.

    @kachino - glad you enjoyed.  You have to take advantage of that weather when it presents itself.

    @windoftheforest - Yeah this guy who made that prediction owns so many radio stations.  I wish I owned multiple radio stations so I could spread my message of cats and celebrities and other random junk.

    @TheInappropriateSkirt - Yeah that one is cute

    @PaintingFl0wers - Oh yeah, you're up in MN.  We had about 5 down here in WI.

    @Laryssa - Box wine for graduation...awesome.  I celebrated my 8th grade graduation by making out with my girlfriend at the time and then drinking a few beers.  Too bad they were n/a

    @BranmacFeabhail - glad to hear you avoided these tornadoes.  George Takei always has great stuff on his Twitter.

  • @NightlyDreams - I forget which movie it is but they have a disclaimer about how if God didn't have a sense of humor how could you explain the platypus.

    @CPKviperphoenix - How awesome would it be to be a Transformer like that?

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - Thanks for telling me that. I've never heard that before. I'm more ready to go now.

  • I love these.  Especially the Rapture Excuse Bingo Card.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - Wow, 5?! I think we only had two touch down, but they packed quite a punch when they did, mostly because where one of them hit, right in Minneapolis. Scary stuff.

  • George Takei is a god! lol

    I did hair all day because I was at work.  I told all my clients that day that at least they would look fierce when they got sucked into the sky. 

    I also told my husband who came up to me walking like a zombie and saying, "Urrrgh...The Rapture is coming and I need your brains,":

    "Man, I don't have time for no Rapture!. Got to get some cat food before I got to work bcause the cats are staring at their bowls and then our ankles like they think they might be tasty."

  • @curiousdwk - I should actually find interviews and statements he's made since the failed Rapture to see if I can bingo

    @PaintingFl0wers - yeah these tornadoes in big urban areas are pretty scary because most of the time they hit rural areas.  I still remember those tornadoes that hit St. Peter.

    @ExposedWrists - I know when my cats are hungry because they will nibble on me.  It's sort of creepy.  I fear that if I ever die, they'll just eat my corpse.

    @Blackspidertat - Thank you

  • I wish there was a Velocirapture! That made me LOL!

  • I also wanted to add that it made me LOL in my pants... whatever that is!

  • @theladyofabundance - glad you enjoyed...I am perplexed about lol'ing in one's pants.  I have an idea but I don't know for sure.

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