May 26, 2011
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Honestly
I have nothing to write about so I will attempt to be funny.
MVP? Chicago will never when another title. They will be just like the Cubs.
Especially when it comes to housemaids.
I've noticed that since he announced his candidacy that my grocery store has not been able to keep tinfoil on the shelves.
I wonder if libertarians refuse to give blood or take blood transfusions.
Here's a fun game for all the tea-baggers to play.
I'm not a parent so I had to ask.
Even Walmart thinks I'm fat.
Walmart may think I'm fat but I know that I am a hardcore gangsta.
"I'll take a one-way ticket to Rocky Mountain Way, please."
...in bed.
How can one team have so much Hart?
I'm staring at the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways. If you want to make the world a better place take a look at yourself and PUT ON SOME DAMN PANTS.
And now you can Cyclops like a boss.
And anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.
Pretty much.
Comments (14)
hahaha. I enjoyed this. Even though some were a little over my head lol
Monster Ass, lol! I have a feeling I will see a Monster at the store, and burst into laughter! And the fortune cookie had me giggling
great laugh!
You do realize that the Schwarzenegger family were products of Mengele's experiments?
Boy butt!!!
The tinfoil one and the Ah-nold one made me snort!
Fun stuff, M!
HUGS!
The tinfoil line cracked me up! I see they're going to investigate Arnie for possibly, probably, definitely using state funds to pay for his whores and the harem. Expect Terminator 12 to be coming out some day soon - he's gonna' need mo money!
If I get nailed doing what I was hired to do today - I'm going to need bail money too. Send me your phone number and be ready to accept a collect call later.
haha cyclops. i didn't realize they had lazer eyes.
Good stuff...DRose is a stud but he cost me some $$$ at Memphis v Kansas.
I was like: how can you tell he's not wearing trousers? Looked again: facepalm!
I don't really like Ron Paul but it's just cause he looks creepy. I don't know anything about what he stands for. (but in elections how can you tell they all lie anyway)
ghandi's sounding kind of depressed there...
You're a straight up thug!
@Rabbi_Finegoldbergstein - Oy vey!
I loved the one with the tea partier and the Taliban and their various "implements of destruction" and matching them up.
The guy with no pants!!! LMFAO!!!
@wide_ide_girl - glad you enjoyed, if you need I can always explain
@biggirlsdontcriyiyiyi - I saw Monster tonight and I laughed. Ah-ha someone else who plays the "in bed" game with fortune cookies.
@Rabbi_Finegoldbergstein - oh rabbi...you so crazy
@AdamsWomanFell - glad you enjoyed
@DickDoktorII - I feel bad for Arnold. They are saying he is probably father to numerous children outside of his marriage. This is going to make the Tiger Woods situation look like it was tame. I'll email that phone number once I get off the lake.
@StrawberrySunrises - Oh I was thinking of Cyclops from X-Men. Check it here. I forget that not everyone is a comic book nerd like me.
@tendollar4ways - I was hoping the Bulls would pull it out even though I hate Chicago sports. I hate LeBron James even more.
@Blackspidertat - yeah, took me a second look to get that one.
@NightlyDreams - Yeah I've often thought that the only difference in politicians is the little letter behind their names and not much else.
@bluepillorredpill - I have to represent
@curiousdwk - It's sort of interesting when you think about it and then it gets pretty scary.
@xxcjs_babyxx - yeah that one cracked me up.
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