June 10, 2011

• Lukewarm Links 6/9

  Today was quite interesting.  I woke up early because I had to drive my aunt all over because she can't because she's having problems with her driving knee.  The first stop was the chiropractor.  I went in with her hoping to start reading a book I got at the library the other day.  I walk in and I think my jaw dropped.  I thought I was in Jonestown.  There were people on tables all over the place.  There was absolutely no privacy.  I saw a poster that had reasons for a need of chiropractor visits and the three I remember: not exercising, exercising, and having sex.  This girl with red and yellow hair (it looked like someone tried to put ketchup and mustard on her) was giving this old guy a very sensual massage.  A woman who was 90 was doing "exercises" in the waiting room.  Nuns were walking all over the place.  They tried to get me to sign up for a silent auction.  One of the items was belly dance lessons.  God, how hot would I be belly dancing?  Then on top of this all they had TVs in every corner playing a repeating DVD telling people they needed chiropractors and homeopathy.  Oh and the icing on the cake...ENYA!  The whole time I was there they were playing Enya.  It was just so surreal.  I don't know how I get myself into these situations.  After that I took my aunt shopping and running errands.  We went to lunch at the greatest fast food restaurant of all time, Culver's.  The flavor of ice cream today was called Really Reeses.  It was chocolate ice cream with Reese's peanut butter cups mixed in.  I came home and watched Law and Order.  It's so cold here and I like it.  40 degree difference in 24 hours.  That is amazing but that is Wisconsin.  Anyway it's time for links.

  1.  I rarely take photos of myself because when I do I always have this fake serious look.  I find out that this is because I'm white.  Here's a site called White People Trying to Look Serious.  My favorite is May 19th.

  2.  Here's a fun site called Horsey Surprise.  The premise is that a guy goes to major news stories and trolls them.  I love it.

  3.  Here's another tumblr.  It's people's personal photos animated to make gifs.  It's called Unintentional Dance.

  4.  Have you ever wanted to say something but wanted to remain anonymous?  Try This is Going to Be Awkward. 

  5.  I remember a few years ago there was a series of websites and text services where you could text the site a question and they would give you an answer.  Anyway, here is one called ChaCha.  You can ask via text or internet.  I think with this one you can also answer questions.  It appears as if someone asked a question about me.

  6.  I always hated watching TV with my mom because if there was a male on the screen who she found attractive she would let out this strange whoop.  I just found it so awkward.  Anyway here is a collection of men on TV that your mom probably has a crush on and that my mom whoops at.

  7.  I don't know if I shared this but I think it's a link that everyone should have bookmarked.  It's the Google Art Project.  You can explore the artwork of numerous museums around the world.  Finally, I give you something worthwhile.

  8.  Since I've posted other awkward things here, why not share some more.  Here's a few of those awkward moments from childhood.  Only one of those has not happened to me...thank god.

  9.  When you send me sexy photos make sure you are somewhere private and you're alone.  I wouldn't want to be distracted by something unsexy in your sexy photos...sort of like these.

  10.  I don't know if the royal wedding is still appropriate to discuss but I just found this site with a collection of the best hats at the wedding.  How many of them look like genitals?

  11.  I have to admit that I have fallen out of watching Conan O'Brien.  I may catch it if the countless promos on TBS draw me in but I haven't really watched.  I sort of miss some of his old characters that made appearances on his show.  Here is a collection of some of the lesser known characters.  My favorites are World's Oldest Stuntman and Cactus Chef playing "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel on flute.

  12.  Here's a potential Halloween costume, Steve Buscemi's eyes.  I'm printing some off for the next time I have to go to the chiropractor with my aunt.

  
  Yes, it is. LeBron...yes, it is.  I wonder how big your girlfriend's is.  I guess I'll have to ask Rashard Lewis.
  
  Way to close out, LeBron.
  
  I think the reason I've never ironed a shirt is because I don't have a wife.
  
  Hey, look, it's Bristol Palin reenacting the ride of Paul Revere as told by Sarah Palin.
  
  So which "dog" do you have?
  
  Do you?  If you do, send me a direct message.
  
  This is why I'm not using facebook as much this days.

  Have a great night!

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