June 23, 2011

• Do you remember?

  Do you remember that one Michael Cera movie where he is an awkward, lanky teen who stutters a lot and has very little confidence until something changes in him and then he gets a hot girlfriend?

  Do you remember that movie where Adam Sandler is a half retarded goofy guy who works really hard to get a girl who's way out of his league, yet ends up with her anyway?

  Do you remember that where Samuel L Jackson yells a lot, and takes control of a situation where everybody's panicking?

  Do you remember that John Travolta movie where he plays a charismatic villain?

  Do you remember that movie where Jim Varney is a goofy fuckup who goes somewhere and has misadventures?

  Do you remember that movie where Angelina Jolie plays a sexy assassin?

  Do you remember that movie where Jason Statham plays a badass, serious dude who has very little sense of humor, and needs to get to one important person to either save or kill them?

  Do you remember that movie where Chris Farley is a hefty, awkward buffoon on a mission, but succeeds in his quest in spite of his comical shortcomings?
  
  Do you remember that movie where Keanu Reeves makes absolutely no facial expressions?
  
  Do you remember that movie where Seth Rogen is a lovable, but unmotivated stoner?
   
  Do you remember that movie where everyone hoped Shia Labeouf would finally learn how to act, but his performance was really awkward and just included him flaring his nostrils a lot?
  
  Do you remember that movie where Danny DeVito was really short? 
  
  Do you remember that movie where Sylvester Stallone can only pronounce vowels?

  Do you remember that movie where Ben Stiller is a pretty normal guy, put into a really crazy situation, and even though he tries to fix it, he just ends up contributing more chaos to the situation?
  
  Do you remember that movie where Joe Pesci plays an Italian stereotype?

  Do you remember that movie where Leonardo Dicaprio has an inner struggle?
  
  Apparently someone did not know that the bird was the word.
  

  
  I don't know which is douchier: the license plate or the bumperstickers
  
  DO IT!
  
  Someone caught me on a skinny day.  I think this may be the perfect photo.
  
  Osh-Vegas...fuck yeah!
  
  The fun sometimes likes to hide.
  
  Someone was doing some challenge about your desktop, well this is my Google page so it will have to suffice.
  
  Someone was doing a challenge of showing one photo of yourself.  This is me as a baby.
  
  

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